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Take a Ride on the Green Tortoise Performance

Take a Ride on the Green Tortoise

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Lizzie Czerner was always in the shadow of her cool older sisters, constantly ignored by the other kids at her high school. So, when she makes a rebellious friend from Portland, Oregon, she can’t resist an invite to visit for spring break. Even if it includes a bus with no seats, a rave, and some suspicious candy. Lizzie shared her hilarious tale for Don’t Tell My Mother! in Los Angeles, CA on September 6, 2013.

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[Contains explicit content] Lizzie Czerner performs a hilarious story about fitting in and her first acid trip, told at Don’t Tell My Mother! Studios in Los Angeles, CA on September 6, 2013.

©2013 Don't Tell My Mother! (P)2014 Don't Tell My Mother!

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