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Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions | [Christian Lander]

Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions

They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees. They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same.
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Publisher's Summary

They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees. They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same, talking about how they "get" Sarah Silverman's "subversive" comedy and Wes Anderson's "droll" films.

They're also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews, breakfast spots, foreign cinema, and authentic sushi. They're organic, ironic, and do not own TVs.

You know who they are: They're white people. And they're here, and you're gonna have to deal. Fortunately, here's a book that investigates, explains, and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being.

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©2008 Christian Lander; (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

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    Miguel United States 08-22-12
    Miguel United States 08-22-12
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    "Bland simply bland!!!!"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    This book was simply bland. It felt forced and uninspired. The main joke was the only joke and the author just beat it to death. I didn't even finished the book I had to put it down and wake myself from the numbness in my brain. Don't waste your money or precious credits on this book.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Cindy Nepean, Ontario, Canada 04-01-12
    Cindy Nepean, Ontario, Canada 04-01-12 Member Since 2014

    a voracious reader transformed into an obsessive listener through the magic of MP3's. A boring accountant and federal public servant by day, I fly the winds of fantasy though my audible library

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    "Drivel - don't waste your time or money"
    Would you try another book from Christian Lander and/or Victor Bevine?

    Not from this author. The narrator suffered from working with bad material.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Christian Lander again?

    I would never listen to this author again. Work is plagged with platitudes and absolutely no wit.


    What didn’t you like about Victor Bevine’s performance?

    Dry reading without much artistry. Mind you, consider the material.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    I am disappointed. I had hoped for something that would get me laughing at myself and at the target community or maybe even teach me something.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Kristen LOCK HAVEN, PA, United States 08-15-11
    Kristen LOCK HAVEN, PA, United States 08-15-11
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    "1st 5 min is funny. After that...Boringgggg"

    Truely the first 5 min is very funny. I found myself chuckling and hoping that his book was going to go somewhere really funny. NO. If you listen to the first two minutes it sets the same format and tone for the entire book. Its someone reading a list of what white people do, thats it.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Surrey, BC, Canada 10-21-11
    Robert Surrey, BC, Canada 10-21-11 Member Since 2011
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    "You can get most of this stuff on the website"

    This is not a bad audiobook. If it was all original material I would have given it a higher raiting but 99% of this material came from the writer's Stuff White People Like blog so I kind of felt ripped off after listening to it.

    The material itself is rather funny by 'White' people the writer means educated, upwardly mobile, middle class types. There are some geniunely funny observations about modern middle class culture and "hip" culture. And the entries are all rather short so it is not exactly "Deep" or serious but a lot of fun.

    If you have not read the blog or just want some light background noise you could do much worse.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Scott Pavilion, NY, United States 11-09-10
    Scott Pavilion, NY, United States 11-09-10 Member Since 2015
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    "Whiney and Boring"

    List to Lander whine about white people for several hours. As a white person, I don't even understand half of the supposed "all white people do this" references. I've never even met the weird white people he describes which makes it neither funny nor observational. If the people described here are stereotypical it must be of such a small slice of the population that they aren't even identifiable.

    There is no deep insight here. Shallow finger pointing and rather offensive without anything meaningful to offer.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Diane Louisville, KY, United States 09-05-11
    Diane Louisville, KY, United States 09-05-11 Member Since 2010
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    "No, not really..."

    Don't be misled by the catchy title--this is really an anti-liberal screed. The author's real target is a relatively narrow category of educated, urban, white middle/upper-class liberals. If you're not in this category but happen to be white, you might be surprised to learn that, as a white person, you disdain Budweiser, are a wine-snob and have a penchant for organizing "awareness" campaigns while having no interest in actually solving the problem. You may even be surprised to learn such things if you ARE a member of that particular class.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Andrew J Peterson 02-02-09 Member Since 2012
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    "Listen to the sample"

    Listen to the sample. Kinda funny? possibly entertaining? Well, it gets real old after 30 minutes.

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    Laura 09-23-08
    Laura 09-23-08
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    "Stuff White People Like"

    This book was a hilarious guide to today's politically correct white culture. I laughed out loud the entire time!

    8 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Aurora United States 03-23-12
    Aurora United States 03-23-12 Member Since 2015

    Literature professor

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    "150 Reasons for White People to Laugh"

    Written as a guide for the non-White person to understand his /her White friends, Lander's description leaves no room for misinterpretation: if you want to be friends with this "type" of White person, there are some things you're going to have to understand about his/her culture. Lander himself is a "type" of White man from Canada and writes with the expertise of a cultural anthropologist and with a sharp sense of humor. This book enumerates 150 ways to be White in one's actions, thoughts, and desires. The listener is encouraged to silently compare his/herself to the common White person and at the end, evaluate how "White" he or she is according to his/her tastes or actions.

    Christian Lander's book is as much about about social class and race as it is comical. The pithy title shouldn't scare anyone way; everyone should be intrigued. With tongue firmly pressed in cheek, Lander points out the things that "White people like" as a social critique because absolutely no one would want to be these White people as they are described. It's not that these things are bad to like, quite the opposite; most are quite good things. What Lander points out is that this "type" of White people (and he does use this word "type", but to talk about those who do not like this stuff) tend to be spoiled, upper-middle classes, educated, self-absorbed, self described intellectuals and one-upping hypocrites, whose charitable interests are all about impressing other people and not at all about doing good deeds for others selflessly. They buy their groceries at Whole Foods and drive Priuses and are apt to talk about saving the environment, being against racism, sexism, and all the other ills of societies, but exoticize everything (historically ancient) Asian, South American, and African, and show no real concern for the workers being exploited by their favorite companies. That is, they basically have very little to do with the real world around them. This definitive guide will certainly remind you of some people you know and make you chuckle a bit, but surely, no one should see him/herself in this book. (In many ways, this book reminded me of the short-lived ABC animated program "The Goode Family".)

    This is not a book for anyone who doesn't enjoy some humor based upon critical observations made by an insider; and it is certainly not for anyone who doesn't enjoy racial humor at least a little bit. If you are part of the demographic that Lander satirizes or you know people who may be, I highly recommend this book. It would make a great listen on a car trip with a few of your friends, especially if in an ethnically and/or economically diverse crowd. I can promise you, someone will discover they are 70% or more White, something s/he will deny emphatically.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Kat ANNANDALE, NJ, United States 11-21-08
    Kat ANNANDALE, NJ, United States 11-21-08 Member Since 2010
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    "Entertaining Book, Great Reader"

    This book is a good companion to the blog, but it really stands out because of the reader! Victor Bevine is the perfect voice for this droll subject and makes the pseudo-sociological study work really well in audio.

    7 of 10 people found this review helpful
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