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Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions | [Christian Lander]

Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions

They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees. They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same.
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They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees. They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same, talking about how they "get" Sarah Silverman's "subversive" comedy and Wes Anderson's "droll" films.

They're also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews, breakfast spots, foreign cinema, and authentic sushi. They're organic, ironic, and do not own TVs.

You know who they are: They're white people. And they're here, and you're gonna have to deal. Fortunately, here's a book that investigates, explains, and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being.

Download the accompanying reference guide.

©2008 Christian Lander; (P)2008 Audible, Inc.

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    Jeff Mackay Waukesha, WI USA 01-05-09
    Jeff Mackay Waukesha, WI USA 01-05-09 Member Since 2006

    A woodworking geek

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    "Read David Brooks Instead"

    As a just left of center white person, I thought this would either be funny or have some insights about our culture. It is neither entertaining nor informative. For a truly engaging account of the people and culture Mr. Lander describes, read Bobos in Paradise by David Brooks instead. This "pseudo-documentary" style is meant to by satirical I assume, but is really just boring.

    Also, the author neglects to include the enormous fraction of the white population who are not college-educated liberals in his characterizations.

    12 of 18 people found this review helpful
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    Jason Dyer, IN, USA 10-03-08
    Jason Dyer, IN, USA 10-03-08
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    "Great "Time-Passer" Listen"

    The short-form nature of each entry in the book make this a great listen for those times you've got a short commute or just a few minutes to kill listening to something. This is a great audiobook to keep on your device for a long time and work through slowly.

    6 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    S. Anderson Salem, MO United States 03-02-09
    S. Anderson Salem, MO United States 03-02-09 Member Since 2005
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    "Entertained?... Offended?..."

    I did enjoy this read although even at the end, having had a large percentage of matches to me, I was not sure if I was was entertained or should be offended. Some of it just doesn't match any white person I have ever known, and a lot of it matches more than I care to admit.
    All in all a worthy read.

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Aurora United States 03-23-12
    Aurora United States 03-23-12 Member Since 2012
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    "150 Reasons for White People to Laugh"

    Written as a guide for the non-White person to understand his /her White friends, Lander's description leaves no room for misinterpretation: if you want to be friends with this "type" of White person, there are some things you're going to have to understand about his/her culture. Lander himself is a "type" of White man from Canada and writes with the expertise of a cultural anthropologist and with a sharp sense of humor. This book enumerates 150 ways to be White in one's actions, thoughts, and desires. The listener is encouraged to silently compare his/herself to the common White person and at the end, evaluate how "White" he or she is according to his/her tastes or actions.

    Christian Lander's book is as much about about social class and race as it is comical. The pithy title shouldn't scare anyone way; everyone should be intrigued. With tongue firmly pressed in cheek, Lander points out the things that "White people like" as a social critique because absolutely no one would want to be these White people as they are described. It's not that these things are bad to like, quite the opposite; most are quite good things. What Lander points out is that this "type" of White people (and he does use this word "type", but to talk about those who do not like this stuff) tend to be spoiled, upper-middle classes, educated, self-absorbed, self described intellectuals and one-upping hypocrites, whose charitable interests are all about impressing other people and not at all about doing good deeds for others selflessly. They buy their groceries at Whole Foods and drive Priuses and are apt to talk about saving the environment, being against racism, sexism, and all the other ills of societies, but exoticize everything (historically ancient) Asian, South American, and African, and show no real concern for the workers being exploited by their favorite companies. That is, they basically have very little to do with the real world around them. This definitive guide will certainly remind you of some people you know and make you chuckle a bit, but surely, no one should see him/herself in this book. (In many ways, this book reminded me of the short-lived ABC animated program "The Goode Family".)

    This is not a book for anyone who doesn't enjoy some humor based upon critical observations made by an insider; and it is certainly not for anyone who doesn't enjoy racial humor at least a little bit. If you are part of the demographic that Lander satirizes or you know people who may be, I highly recommend this book. It would make a great listen on a car trip with a few of your friends, especially if in an ethnically and/or economically diverse crowd. I can promise you, someone will discover they are 70% or more White, something s/he will deny emphatically.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Judith Seaboyer 09-08-08 Member Since 2004
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    "Witty light read!"

    And it's also read very well.

    I loved this--loved its ironically anthropological take on nice people like me! Perfect for when you don't feel like a serious read.

    5 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Jonny Wichita, KS, United States 10-12-08
    Jonny Wichita, KS, United States 10-12-08
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    "Good in short spurts"

    If you're looking for something to listen to during long trips, this may not be the audiobook for you. I thought after about #50 that the "things white people like" had gotten a bit predictable.
    This may be a good one to listen to during a 30 minute commute to work.

    7 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah Victoria, British Columbia, Canada 07-03-08
    Sarah Victoria, British Columbia, Canada 07-03-08 Member Since 2005
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    "One Raised Eyebrown Out of Two"

    Where did this guy do his research? The white people he describes refers to new age, pretentious, Californian vegan hippies.

    There are a few kernels of truth in the extensive list of what white people supposedly like, but it was a lot less entertaining than I was anticipating.

    I think the author sort of missed some key cliches as well.

    In the book, Lander says that white people like a variety of teas (green, chai, black, etc.) but REALLY white people will have only one brand that they drink and will badmouth other brands. Lander says that white people like ethnic food, but REALLY white people like traditional meat and potatoes or whatever is local to their region.

    Anyway, wasn't a fan... thought it described only the type of white person you'd see on the OC. Not me or anyone I know!

    31 of 54 people found this review helpful
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    brenty United States 06-19-14
    brenty United States 06-19-14 Member Since 2008
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    "Hilarious...but maybe not for everyone"

    I laughed out loud throughout when listening to this book. It really hits home, with both obvious and insightful observations of 'white culture' that helped me see the humour in myself and others.

    But when I went to write a review and rate the audiobook I saw that perhaps the style of humour (and the dead-on tone of narration) is not universal. Definitely check out the sample; if you think this sounds like your cup of tea after that, you won't be disappointed!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jan Rochester, NY, United States 05-07-12
    Jan Rochester, NY, United States 05-07-12 Member Since 2011

    Eclectic, avid listener, favorite book is the one currently in ear.

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    "Made it though 1.5 hours... just barely"

    Might have a clever mind and a short essay might have been fun... but was sick of it at .25 hour. Given his definition of "white People" - I'm not one.

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    john Carmichael, CA, United States 04-20-12
    john Carmichael, CA, United States 04-20-12 Member Since 2012

    Tell us about yourself! I am a high school graduate with some college. I am 56 and have been a construction worker my whole life.

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    "book this white guy didn't like"
    Would you try another book from Christian Lander and/or Victor Bevine?

    no


    What was most disappointing about Christian Lander’s story?

    Lack of originality, poorly executed.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Victor Bevine?

    Dave Duke, or any grand wizard of the KKK.


    Any additional comments?

    For the first time in my life I really get it, when i tell people I am only joking and they are not amused.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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