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Raunchiest Holiday Songs Performance

Raunchiest Holiday Songs

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The title of this one says it all, folks, in this sing-a-long audiobook that will be sure to delight, well, possibly maybe someone.

In Raunchiest Holiday Songs, performed by Dick Grande (nice!) and the Dirty Danglers (classy!), listeners can experience the magic of the holiday season by listening to dirty "carols" and profane musical merriment with jolly titles like, "All I Want for Xmas is My Two Front Teats" and "When Irish Boys are Humping". Terrific!

Somewhere Frosty the Snowman silently weeps (tears of laughter) for all that’s been lost.

Publisher's Summary

Funny, funny, funny. For decades now Dick Grande (the king of raunchy) and his exotic-dancer wife, Virginia Ham, have been spreading the gospel of "Raunchy Songs" throughout the land. Now, with the release of their Raunchiest Holiday Songs, tunes like "All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teats" and "My Inflatable Valentine" will soon fill the homes of America with ole-fashion' raunch.

The idea for "Raunchiest Holiday Songs" emerged when Virginia Ham noticed that many of her customers (lap-dance buddies) were depressed and unable to stand up during the holidays.

For Adults Only. Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.

Don't miss other raunchy songs by Dick Grande and the Dirty Danglers.

(P) and ©2005 Uproar Entertainment. All rights reserved

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