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Presto! Audiobook

Presto!: How I Made over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales

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An unconventional weight loss tale from an unconventional personality. Penn Jillette tells how he lost 100 pounds with his trademark outrageous sense of humor and biting social commentary that makes this success story anything but ordinary.

Legendary magician Penn Jillette was approaching his 60th birthday. Topping 330 pounds and saddled with a systolic blood pressure reading over 200, he knew he was at a dangerous crossroads: If he wanted to see his small children grow up, he needed to change. And then came Crazy Ray. A former NASA scientist and an unconventional, passionate innovator, Ray Cronise saved Jillette's life with his wild "potato diet".

In Presto, Jillette takes us along on his journey from skepticism to the inspiring, life-changing momentum that transformed the magician's body and mind. He describes the process in hilarious detail, as he performs his Las Vegas show, takes meetings with Hollywood executives, and hangs out with his celebrity friends and fellow eccentric performers, all while remaining a dedicated husband and father. Throughout, he weaves in his views on sex, religion, and pop culture, making his story a refreshing, genre-busting account. Outspoken, frank, and bitingly clever, Presto is an incisive, rollicking listen.

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    Tim TEMECULA, CA, United States 08-23-16
    Tim TEMECULA, CA, United States 08-23-16 Member Since 2006
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    "Tall, Fat and Funny Tales"

    Full disclosure I’m a huge fan of Penn Jillette, if I have a man crush it’s Penn, I listen to his Sunday School podcast, watch Fools Us religiously and have seen him live any number of times….but I HATE diet books. I hate Dr. Oz and the self-righteous nonsense that goes with so many fad diets. So it was with some trepidation that I embarked upon Presto! I was painfully aware that Penn had done this crazy diet and lost 100 lbs.quickly because we doesn’t stop talking about it on his podcast. That’s OK but I have been known to fast forward through the diet parts. However I’m happy to report that this book, read by the inimitable and gloriously foul mouthed Penn, is nothing like most boring preachy diet books...it's very good.

    Presto tells the story of his near death encounter with fat blocked arteries all the way through to the new svelte (and somewhat weird looking) Penn 100lbs later. It’s highly entertaining often very funny and really quite fascinating. The fanatical cult like diet regime which appears to be grounded in some pretty sound science is described in enough detail to be believable but not so much as to be boring. It’s a thoroughly entertaining read. If I had one tiny complaint it’s that Penn has a wonderful life… and boy does he name drop. I can hear him shouting an appropriate obscenity at me for saying that but in the context of a book rather than a podcast or a magic show…it can get a bit much…enough already with your Bob Dylan and Lou Reed stories! The overall demeanor of the book is a self-mocking aw shucks we’re just carny trash…who happen to be best friends with almost everyone. That’s probably just sour grapes (you can’t eat grapes coz they have sugar in them) on my part. This is a wonderful read, read wonderfully. You may not follow his path and join the cult to shed the pounds but it’s very entertaining to hear his story...I feel a bit thinner just from listening to it.

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    C. Brown Columbus, OH USA 10-04-16
    C. Brown Columbus, OH USA 10-04-16 Member Since 2007
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    "Just Make Sure You Really Like Penn..."

    Look, I like Penn Jillette. He's an entertaining personality and a hell of an entertainer. I bought this book because I was impressed with his weight loss transformation, and I wanted to find out more about it. I've been listening to it most of the day, and I am just finishing up Chapter 22...which is about half the book. But, I'm done. This was an exhausting listen. I like a lot of the content here...in addition to the small amount of actual weight loss info included, you get little show biz tidbits and stories, his view on atheism (and corresponding need to dump on people of faith), are treated to a full-on overdose of profanity and graphic sexual imagery, and get to play witness to his need to be recognized as a full-on a-hole. No, I didn't make that up. He calls himself that and "fat f*ck" probably a thousand times in the first 22 chapters. OK, I got the point. So, here's my review. If you love Penn, you'll probably love the book. If you just want to listen to a story, maybe try the Abridged version (if there is one). This was like a bad first draft that needed to pass through an editor's hands about a half-dozen times before being unleashed on the public. Insanely repetitive...even two or three incredibly repetitive sentences back to back to back...and this was kind of a non-stop thing. I have a hard time believing there was an editor involved in the process at all. Pure stream-of-consciousness (as seen from the inside of a mildly manic mind). I could easily have cut this thing in half and you still would have thought it was all over the board. So, for me...I got what I needed. Not sad that I bought the book. Penn is entertaining. I now know more about his bodily functions and genitalia than I ever knew I wanted to know. He's a fun guy. But, enough for me. ;)

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    William 08-21-16
    William 08-21-16 Listener Since 2008
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    "A lifestyle book for confirmed assholes."
    What made the experience of listening to Presto! the most enjoyable?

    This is a lifestyle book that makes sense to an asshole. I am an asshole. It makes me want to read and delve into the upcoming book by Ray Cronise , and I am reading all I can get my grubby little hands on by Dr.fuhrman.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Ray Cronise.


    Which character – as performed by Penn Jillette – was your favorite?

    Penn Jillette.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, I did, then I started it for a second round.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    C.J. Johnson Liberty Hill, TX 08-27-16
    C.J. Johnson Liberty Hill, TX 08-27-16 Member Since 2014

    Work Hard. Be Nice.

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    "Fun ride and inspiring"

    I love Penn. We share the same world view and he's already inspired me to lose weight. Full of humor, showbiz stories and info on how lost weight. My only wish is that there had been more detail on what he did when, some of that gets glossed over in story telling.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Suzannah B. Troy New York City, USA 08-26-16
    Suzannah B. Troy New York City, USA 08-26-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Penn isn't a light weight"

    Yiddish Meshugna or chutzpah in a wonderful weigh...oops way - I really enjoyed the audio version listening to him in his own voice what a character. He talks like a full throttle so when he's a little quieter we make some kind of admission like one about an ex-girlfriend or really touching moment about his little daughter that really crown the book. Weight-loss aspects were kind of fascinating in the vegan and an atheist to praise...

    I went to see them once Penn and Teller and I thought their fans were wonderful I really enjoyed standing online with them chatting.


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    Matt Pothiah Canada 08-25-16
    Matt Pothiah Canada 08-25-16 Member Since 2016
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    "How to lose 100 pounds in 90 days"

    Right from the beginning this audiobook captures your attention and draws you in to the story of the author, a famous magician who struggled with issues related to obesity for much of his life. When he finds out from a doctor that his health is in serious jeopardy, he decides to reach out to a friend who has the capacity to guide Penn on his journey to losing over 100 pounds in 90 days.

    This is a well told and charming book that flows in the style of the Penn's Sunday School podcast, where events unfold naturally as told by the author as though he were having a conversation with you. This book is filled with interesting anecdotes and fascinating asides that delve into the lifestyle of a famous person and the daily issues one would have to contend with.

    I listened to the entire audiobook in one sitting and only stopped to use the washroom and make food for myself, and after having listened to this account, I'm considering making more positive changes to my eating habits and thinking of ways that I can improve my own well-being.

    Highly recommended.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Josephine 10-19-16
    Josephine 10-19-16 Member Since 2016
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    "For fans of Penn"
    What did you like best about Presto!? What did you like least?

    The narration by the author was very good.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    If you are a fan of Penn, you will probably enjoy hearing him talk about his life. If you are looking for any diet info, look elsewhere.


    Could you see Presto! being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    no


    Any additional comments?

    Since I purchased this to hear about how he lost weight, I feel somewhat duped. He spends a very small part of this book on his weight loss and speaks about himself, his friends and his life most of the time. As I said, if you are a fan you will probably enjoy it. But I did not get what I expected.

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    Anthony Torres Las Cruces, NM 12-09-16
    Anthony Torres Las Cruces, NM 12-09-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Penn does it again!"

    If you enjoyed his first books, you'll love this one. I love just listening to Penn talk about things. His voice is so interesting, he makes for a great narrator. His diet was/is very interesting and it was fun to hear about his experience with it. a great audiobook.

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    MR JOHN PUGH KATY TX 11-20-16
    MR JOHN PUGH KATY TX 11-20-16 Member Since 2012
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    "Witty and inspiring"

    Love it I face a weight issue myself all though not a life threatening as Penn's was but never the less defiantly inspired to get off my Fat F?cking Ass as Penn often calls it or shorten my life. Love the Wit peppered in along the way ....Not for everyone if your offended by certain language, certain religious beliefs are a Trump or Hillary supporter ....or a closed minded f?ck

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    "I'm now a crounut after this book"

    cronise rules the universe read the truth of his words then set yourself free for ever.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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