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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me Audiobook

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

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Publisher's Summary

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."
—Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness", the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers - they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

©2011 Chelsea Handler (P)2011 Hachette Audio

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    Jonathan 07-27-15
    Jonathan 07-27-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Excellent!!"

    Love the book, The woman never ceases to amaze me, even though I would have loved for her to read this herself, it was still pretty darn funny! Looking forward to more books!

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    Grebreblis Miami, FL 05-27-15
    Grebreblis Miami, FL 05-27-15 Member Since 2015

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    "Book not read by Chelsea"

    Great stories but no one can tell her stories like Chelsea. While funny it misses the mark in a few occasions

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    Thomas Hamden, CT, US 05-11-15
    Thomas Hamden, CT, US 05-11-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Almost unbelievable."

    Great read. Although parts of narrative are obviously enhanced, l suppose that is literary license.

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    Martha McCarthy Dublin, Ireland 05-14-14
    Martha McCarthy Dublin, Ireland 05-14-14
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    "Brilliant, such a good laugh would recommend it"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me to be better than the print version?

    Yes, because it is read by the people who have experienced the stories themselves it makes it a lot funnier to hear


    What other book might you compare Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me to and why?

    other Chelsea Handler books


    Which scene was your favorite?

    the wedding scene with the Shania Twain performance


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    yes


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    Renee Santa Ana, CA, United States 11-13-11
    Renee Santa Ana, CA, United States 11-13-11 Member Since 2010
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    "this was a horrible book!"

    I had to stop listening to it because it was sickening to hear how horribly violating Chelsea is to her friends, family, and coworkers. I did not find anything she does to people she knows funny or even interesting. The only reason I purchased it was because several people I know say that she is "hilarious"...I did not find anything about her even remotely funny.

    It was really sad to hear what people closest to her are willing to tolerate just to be near her or associated with her in anyway. It was disgusting. I regret to have wasted my money on this very sad tale of how she violates others and gets away with it, legally and otherwise. I hope that at the very least, the royalties for this "piece" goes to her victims and none to her.

    I will never recommend anything about her to anyone other than those who want to study people with deviant behaviors.

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    Lacey Rialto, CA, United States 11-08-11
    Lacey Rialto, CA, United States 11-08-11

    Radio Announcer, Media Consultant, biography phreak. Also a business, negotiation, and pop culture book lover...

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    "Really?!!"

    I adore Chelsea Handler...on TV anyway. What a dissapointment. After I downloaded it, a friend said she wished she'd warned me. She said (and she was right) this is a poor account of immature mean spirited acts supposedly by CH. It doesn't roll out as funny or interesting...just kinda mean. I just kept saying, "wow, what an uncool thing to do to someone." Why would you want a book like this to come out? Sorry, Chels...I would've bought anything from you...not now. This book sort of weirded me out.

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    CLINTON Naalehu, HI, United States 09-14-11
    CLINTON Naalehu, HI, United States 09-14-11
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    "Funny"

    Wow, she is a hoot.. I'm a fan so I really thought it was funny, I loved hearing all the stories.. It was much better than I expected considering all the poor reviews. I liked it a lot!

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    Jeff MASON, OH, United States 08-21-11
    Jeff MASON, OH, United States 08-21-11 Member Since 2012
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    "Hilarious"

    Absolutely hilarious. Really wish Chelsea would have lended her talents, but everyone else is voiced by their actual selves. First-hand experiences told by writers, and those in the late-night shenanigans of this comedy group.

    You probably know already if you're going to get this or not. If you're interested in a first-listen to the life of Chelsea Handler, you should probably start elsewhere.

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    Amanda Sunriver, OR, United States 08-19-11
    Amanda Sunriver, OR, United States 08-19-11
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    "some major coslopus!"

    A must read/listen for those of us who love to laugh! I enjoy Chelsea Handler's crude, dry and honest humor. The form in which this book was written is spectacular for listening. You can share in the real life humiliation of other people while they share the story of how it happened. Thank god for people like Chelsea Handler who have the coslopus to actually do unto others for the sake of entertainment. Thanks to all authors who had me rolling in laughter the whole time.

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    Natalie Centreville, VA, United States 06-09-11
    Natalie Centreville, VA, United States 06-09-11 Member Since 2015
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    "Laugh Out Loud Funny"

    This book was definitely laugh out loud funny! I can't believe some of the pranks Chelsea has played on her friends. Like the book says though, if she isn't pranking you, she doesn't care about you. Knowing that, if Chelsea ever played a prank on me I can only assume I would feel honored.

    I WISH Chelsea had read her own parts of the book...I think it would have been funnier to hear her take on each of the other narrator's stories directly from her.

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