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Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids Audiobook

Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids

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Hemorrhoids suck big time! Hemorrhoids feel terrible! Hemorrhoids hurt!

©2015 Andrew Bushard (P)2015 Andrew Bushard

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    J 03-27-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Hits the very fundament of your being deeply."
    Would you listen to Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids again? Why?

    Will sure to be awoken time and again screaming in the middle of the night because of sudden insights from this masterpiece of fundament-al philosophy. Or maybe just from a sudden h'roid attack from that lousy spicy Mexican food.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Its universal application to the entire human spectrum of things to complain about incessantly to other humans who don't give a s**t.


    What does Jim D Johnston bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Genius. Profundity. Couldn't stop listening. Wanted more. Not the hemorrhoids, just the voice. Like Richard Burton, Sir Laurence Olivier, and Hannibal Lector all mashed up. With fava beans and a nice chianti.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    My headache went away magically. The 'rroids didn't, but the headache did.


    Any additional comments?

    Required bathroom listening.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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