Hemorrhoids suck big time! Hemorrhoids feel terrible! Hemorrhoids hurt!
©2015 Andrew Bushard (P)2015 Andrew Bushard
Will sure to be awoken time and again screaming in the middle of the night because of sudden insights from this masterpiece of fundament-al philosophy. Or maybe just from a sudden h'roid attack from that lousy spicy Mexican food.
Its universal application to the entire human spectrum of things to complain about incessantly to other humans who don't give a s**t.
Genius. Profundity. Couldn't stop listening. Wanted more. Not the hemorrhoids, just the voice. Like Richard Burton, Sir Laurence Olivier, and Hannibal Lector all mashed up. With fava beans and a nice chianti.
My headache went away magically. The 'rroids didn't, but the headache did.
Required bathroom listening.
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