• I'm Not Gonna Lie

  • And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50
  • By: George Lopez
  • Narrated by: George Lopez
  • Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (111 ratings)

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I'm Not Gonna Lie

By: George Lopez
Narrated by: George Lopez
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From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after 50.

George Lopez just hit the half-century mark and the reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn 50. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old.

What happened? And more importantly, what was he going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, always wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door.

As George learns to embrace life after 50, he invites listeners into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older - from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind the scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course - and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.

I’m Not Gonna Lie will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning 50 in a way you never would’ve imagined - through the eyes of George Lopez.

©2013 George Lopez (P)2013 Penguin Audio

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I really enjoyed the story had me laughing and thinking about my own life try it.

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Very true to life.

Great start slow middle great finish. Made me laugh out loud. I have listened to it again and again

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Funny and entertaining

I really enjoyed this book, especially listening to it read by George himself. He tells it like it is and I really enjoyed that. It's a good listen for moments you are just looking for a little entertainment.

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great

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funny was good enjoyed the life story i got this

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his life story was great

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George Lopez is the goat

I'm Not Gonna Lie" is a true testament to George Lopez's talent as a comedian, writer, and storyteller. It is a must-read for anyone who appreciates the power of laughter, introspection, and the beauty of embracing one's true self. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to Lopez's work, this book will leave an indelible mark on your heart and a smile on your face.

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George Lopez is the best!

This book is amazing! I will recommend this book to all but specifically if you are in your, 30,40,50, 60 or 70’s. This books brings joy and enthusiasm. It reminds you that you are never to old to follow your dreams. Look back in your life, take a peak to all your successes and downfalls, and celebrate who you are today with a smile. Thanks

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Unfunny, boring, trash reading

Would not recommend to anyone. George is not funny. Most of it is complaining about his mess ups in his life. He clearly has family issues that he never got over, even though he's about 60. He tries to be funny at times but his internal anger gets in the way. I wasted money and time on this book. I wish I could get a refund but no one can ever get my time back. Buyer beware.

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Boring Story

I found his reading very monotonous and boring. I realized after listening to his book that George Lopez is really not that funny.

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Was not what I was expecting

was disappointed because it was not at all what I was expecting. I wanted a funnier book something that made me laugh like he does, but the book tended to be serious and not like the title leads you to believe!

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Very Funny!!

Great audio book, I like the fact it was Mr. Lopez narrating his book. It was funny & it gives an insight of his life. Great read highly recommend it.

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