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How to Be Ultra Spiritual Audiobook

How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

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Publisher's Summary

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality

In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.

Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language

Let's face it, most of us don't have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP's wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness' teachings on:

  • Competitive spirituality - the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
  • Dreaming up your awakening - how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
  • Rigidly yogic yoga - the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
  • Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
  • He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
  • Mindfullessness - all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

Download the accompanying reference guide.

©2017 JP Sears (P)2017 Sounds True

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    so funny, finished in about a week. the more u knows about the subject matter the funnier it will be, up to a point anyway, after that itll just be offensive... but its for ur health! lol ✌💜🔥

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    Sulien 03-25-17
    Sulien 03-25-17 Member Since 2015

    Love listening to intellectual things, particularly when physics and space are involved. I will also devour anything related to Doctor Who.

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    I came to this book with high expectations, and JP delivered! There were times that I was laughing so hard I had to pull over, since I mostly listen in the car. If you like his YouTube series, you will love this book.

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    "Too funny"

    Laughed from beginning to end. It is kind of offensive and has some misconceptions but it really pokes fun at the egotistical way new age spiritualist go about being spiritual. Overall if you can look beyond the exaggerations, it really makes you think from a different perspective. When you understand why he is wrong in his intentions, you understand how to not be a piece of shit and be in touch with your better self.

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    "The most clever, funny and enlightening "

    Seriously, absolutely awesome I'll listen to it again and again. Oh hail your enlightenedness JP

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