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Harmful if Swallowed | [Dane Cook]

Harmful if Swallowed

Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining at many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers; Comics Come Home, hosted by Denis Leary; and countless late-night talk shows. Harmful If Swallowed was recorded live at The Laff Stop in Houston, Texas.
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Audible Editor Reviews

Harmful If Swallowed is provocative and enduringly popular comedian Dane Cook's very first comedy album, recorded live in 2002 at the Laff Stop in Houston, Texas. With his trademark brash delivery, Cook's varied material is still fresh today, including jokes about bad drivers, terrible public restrooms, his compulsive swearing, the ridiculousness of death by bees, and how, as a child, he was terrified by the Kool-Aid Man. Crass, self-reflective, and ultimately hilarious, listeners will revel in this live comedy experience.

Publisher's Summary

Dane Cook is one of the top stand-up comedians working today, headlining at many of the nation's most prestigious comedy clubs. Dane has his own top-rated Comedy Central special. He has also appeared on Crank Yankers; Comics Come Home, hosted by Denis Leary; and countless late-night talk shows. Harmful If Swallowed was recorded live at The Laff Stop in Houston, Texas.

Track 1: Intro
Track 2: Parking Structure
Track 3: Umm, Helllllo?
Track 4: Car Accident
Track 5: Tire in the Face
Track 6: Would You Rather...
Track 7: Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard
Track 8: The BK Lounge
Track 9: Pregnant Lady
Track 10: Five Sisters
Track 11: Slip 'n' Bleed
Track 12: Speak 'n' Spell
Track 13: Operation-Monopoly
Track 14: Don't Tickle Me
Track 15: Bathroom
Track 16: Pranks
Track 17: Fuk and the Finga
Track 18: Just Wanna Dance
Track 19: Head
Track 20: Nightmare
Track 21: Hopped Up on the Q
Track 22: Not So Kool-Aid
Track 23: Pick a Number Please!
Track 24: Bonus Track!

ADVISORY: Contains Adult Content.

© and (P)2003 Comedy Central Records

What the Critics Say

"He's shocking, sometimes gross, sometimes cocky to a fault, but he's incredibly brilliant and takes observational humor in a vicious, cathartic direction that few comedians have attempted." (David Jeffries, All Music Guide)

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    Katelyn Seaside, CA, USA 04-29-08
    Katelyn Seaside, CA, USA 04-29-08
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    Amazingly funny. I'd say this is one of Dane Cook's best albums.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    crystal Cheyenne, WY, United States 03-12-13
    crystal Cheyenne, WY, United States 03-12-13 Member Since 2013
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    "love dane cook"
    What made the experience of listening to Harmful if Swallowed the most enjoyable?

    I love his delivery of jokes


    Would you be willing to try another book from Dane Cook? Why or why not?

    Absolutely! I love the his humor


    Have you listened to any of Dane Cook’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I think they are all equally hilarious


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    yes


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    Ron Sydney, Australia 06-24-09
    Ron Sydney, Australia 06-24-09 Member Since 2008

    Literary graduate and published columnist turned glorified grease monkey.

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    "Absolutely Hilarious!!"

    Dane Cook is one funny SOB!!
    He has got some great material and he delivers it with skill. Non-stop laughs, all the way through. Everyone can relate. Great stuff! Good recording too.

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    Delos DC 12-25-06
    Delos DC 12-25-06 Member Since 2006
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    The recording quality was good - but I just couldn't get into it. I've seen this guy on TV and laughed hard, but only cracked a smile while listening to this. I think there's a lot of physical aspects to his comedy that you miss in an audio recording.

    Plenty of people love this guy, though. Most people find this hilarious (especially those in the mid-20-30s range). I think I just don't like comedy, in this format, where you feel the performer is screaming at you the whole time. Distracts from the message. I think that's what attracts the younger set to him - he's so different (aggresive and emotionally charged) than the funny but mild and passive stand-up comedians we heard growing up.

    4 of 8 people found this review helpful
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