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God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales | [Penn Jillette]

God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheist’s experience in the world.
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Audible Editor Reviews

Whether you love him or hate him, Penn Jillette's latest polarizing projects are always of interest to many. In this reliably wise-cracking collection of essays, the ex-carny turned millionaire magician continues his life-long ambition to keep calling it like he sees it, and he sees no god. There are several tidbits of straightforward philosophizing and even proselytizing on atheism as the choice of reasonably doubting people, but Jillette's giant personality frequently looms larger than rational argument, heading unpredictably but continuously into the territory he knows best, which is show biz. Ultimately, the book is a compendium of anecdotes tied together by the ideas of faith, trust, and belief, concepts that Jillette better understands through work and family than he does through any religion.

Nobody else could narrate this book, as Jillette's radio-ready and television-tried nasal rasp is too well known and too much fun. He is in fine form here with some of his best rants, and listeners will immediately judge him as honest, however else they judge him. Jillette earnestly recounts the deaths of his father and sister, pirouetting seamlessly between such sad stories and the more ridiculous moments of his life in Las Vegas. These include deflowering an ex-Kosher Jew with a double bacon cheeseburger, accidentally burning his genitalia on a hair dryer at an ex-girlfriend's in the middle of the night, and tossing his cookies while in zero gravity with Billy Gibbons. True to form, fast-talking Jillette doesn't leave much room for listeners to connect the dots between these tales and godlessness, but that's actually part of what makes them so magical.

Though this book is unlikely to convert to atheism anyone who isn't halfway there already, Penn Jillette's charisma certainly shines through. Surprisingly sagacious and genuinely inquisitive, this listen is guaranteed to both enlighten and enliven. And if it doesn't accomplish either of those noble goals, at least you'll have more than met your monthly quota for gratuitous curse words. —Megan Volpert

Publisher's Summary

From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheist’s experience in the world.

In this rollicking yet honest account of a godless existence, Penn takes readers on a roller coaster of exploration and flips conventional religious wisdom on its ear to reveal that doubt, skepticism, and wonder - all signs of a general feeling of disbelief - are to be celebrated and cherished, rather than suppressed. And he tells some pretty damn funny stories along the way.

From performing blockbuster shows on the Vegas Strip to the adventures of fatherhood, from an ongoing dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right to the joys of sex while scuba diving, Jillette’s self-created Decalogue invites his listeners on a journey of discovery that is equal parts wise and wisecracking.

©2011 Penn Jillette (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    Stevan 08-25-11
    Stevan 08-25-11 Member Since 2008
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    "Stevan"

    Loved the book from start to finish. Penn's narration was great. The book has everything. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. But most importantly, it will make you think about the things that really matter in life.

    13 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Forejt Greensburg, PA, United States 09-03-11
    Forejt Greensburg, PA, United States 09-03-11 Member Since 2004
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    "New to me."

    I laughed. I cried. It made me think. I didn't really know much about Penn Jillette before listening to this audio. I never watched or listened to Penn and Teller on any talk show, night show, radio show, or their show. I am now interested in seeing/hearing more of this talent. I don't agree with everything he says, but I can respect his passion. It is a book that I have recommended to all my friends.

    10 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    John Aliso Viejo, CA, United States 09-01-11
    John Aliso Viejo, CA, United States 09-01-11 Member Since 2004
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    "Not long enough"

    If you are fragile, don't listen, but I laughed through nearly every chapter except for the very toughing segments about family and friends. Sure Penn is crude and vulgar but funny, funny, FUNNY and he is so "right on" about god. I was disappointed when it ended because I wanted it to be twice as long.

    10 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Christopher DALLAS, TX, United States 11-29-11
    Christopher DALLAS, TX, United States 11-29-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Unfocused but enjoyable listen"

    The book doesn't really follow a logical argument or structure. Most of the stories have little to do with the main theme of the book. However, I actually really enjoyed this book. The stories are very entertaining and engaging. He also makes really great points about religion and atheism even though they are just randomly thrown throughout the book. It wasn't what I expected, but I would recommend this book as a worthwhile listen.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    steve kearny, NJ, United States 10-14-13
    steve kearny, NJ, United States 10-14-13 Member Since 2009

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    "This book, YES!"

    I have to admit, I have never been a big fan of Penn (or Teller for that matter) but I listened to his first book and loved it and so, I decided to listen to this title and LOVED this even more. Penn is very smart and he is simply hilarious. Also, as a narrator he does an excellent job reciting his own work. Aside from the humor, there’s actually a great deal of truth in what he preaches and his inclusion of George Carlin, Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins helps the credibility in that. In addition, the parts about his parents’ death were very touching and emotional while some parts of the book may be considered a little raunchy for some. Even still, overall I thought this was a great listen and without a doubt, I will definitely be recommending this title to all of my friends!

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Paul Eagan, MN, United States 12-29-11
    Paul Eagan, MN, United States 12-29-11 Member Since 2008
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    "More memoir than theology"

    It's been a while since I finished this book. I've delayed on the review because I've been busy and I didn't really know what to say. The book has been receiving a lot of pub, or at least seems that way to me since I've been following Penn & Teller on Twitter.

    Penn's been in show business for a while and knows a thing or two about self promotion. His tweets relay book signing and discussion events and hyperlinks to media coverage. Whether the book is actually getting more coverage than any other book or it just seems that way because of this promotion of the coverage isn't clear to me. Maybe just another case of “You see what you’re looking for”.

    Some of the receptiveness of the media to grab on to this book for a sound bite or two may come from part of the subtitle; "Signs You May Already Be an Atheist…”. But the book isn't really about that. Penn's un-region beliefs are discussed, but the book is more personal memoir than theological discourse.

    Penn isn't shy about discussing his views with the media, a recurring litmus test for Atheism he offers is something along the lines of answering a hypothetical question. If God told you to kill your own child, would you do it? If you say no, you already have doubt and may actually be an atheist. Seems a bit too simple for universal application, but you get his point pretty quickly.

    The majority of the book is a series of Penn's personal life experiences. Each is connected into the religion discussion in one way or another. An attempt is made to offer alternative versions of each of the 10 commandments, but it didn't come through on the audible version as a strong thread holding the book together, more a footnote at the end of each chapter. Maybe in the print version it works better.

    The audio book had a nice bonus, it was read by the author. This is personal material, and having it delivered by the person himself gave it the best read imaginable. Penn's also an entertainer, and he delivers on that front too.

    Overall an entertaining book, and that's the right word for it- entertaining. Questions on theology and deciding on religion probably won't be answered here. But you might be entertained and have some of your own thoughts on the concepts exercised along the way.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Jeremy Skiatook, OK, United States 11-29-11
    Jeremy Skiatook, OK, United States 11-29-11
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    Where does God, No! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This book ranks in the top 5.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of God, No!?

    Penn's story about eating a bacon cheeseburger with the Jewish fellow.


    Have you listened to any of Penn Jillette’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I haven't listened to any other performances. If you are a fan of any of his TV or stage acts you will be pleased with this performance.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed throughout the book.


    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    brenty United States 12-09-13
    brenty United States 12-09-13 Member Since 2008
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    "Offensively appealing"

    I suppose anything is possible, but if you're in the market for a book by Penn Jillette, you're probably a fan in the first place and more than prepared for gratuitous language and, well...gratuitous everything.

    This book was more self-indulgent than I had expected -- less philosophical and more anecdotal. I would use the word "irreverent" confidently to describe this book, but Penn's stories about his family were anything but, and incredibly touching.

    In the end, this is a well-performed, human book by a tremendously successful ex-carnie who happens to be an outspoken atheist -- and outspoken in general. That Penn himself reads the book is what really brings it to life. You can take the carnie out of the carnival, but not vice versa. Good filthy fun!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    B. Mccown 12-26-11
    B. Mccown 12-26-11 Listener Since 2009
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    "A divine experience."
    What made the experience of listening to God, No! the most enjoyable?

    The passion and fervor that Penn Jillette puts into the words he writes and hearing that desire for nothing less than truth in his voice.


    What other book might you compare God, No! to and why?

    George Carlin


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The various Athiest Baptisms discussed throughout the book.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    It can be enjoyed bit by bit. But it is a beautiful masterpiece in one sitting.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Nicholas Oak Grove, KY, United States 12-23-11
    Nicholas Oak Grove, KY, United States 12-23-11 Member Since 2011

    Travel a lot for work and spend a good deal of time in the car.

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    "Funny, sad, and Random"
    Any additional comments?

    This book had many funny stories as well as a few heart touching stories about his family. but very little about being an athesist, which is good since ones religion is of no consequence. There was a whole lot of name dropping in this book, almost to the extent of being over zealous. Penn really wants you to know who he knows and hopes that makes him important.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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