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60 seconds of not funny
I love the Onion News, usually. These short 60 second stories fell short of their usual comedy imo.
Maybe worth a listen if it were free, definitely not for payment, even one less than a dollar.
The topics were intriguing, if the story was longer, more detailed, I feel this would've lived up to the usual Onion News standards and been funny.
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