We are currently making improvements to the Audible site. In an effort to enhance the accessibility experience for our customers, we have created a page to more easily navigate the new experience, available at the web address www.audible.com/access.
 >   > 
Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar | [Kelly Oxford]

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Kelly Oxford is a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, a underage schnitzel-house dishwasher, the kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush, and more.
Regular Price:$31.49
  • Membership Details:
    • First book free with 30-day trial
    • $14.95/month thereafter for your choice of 1 new book each month
    • Cancel easily anytime
    • Exchange books you don't like
    • All selected books are yours to keep, even if you cancel
  • - or -

Your Likes make Audible better!

'Likes' are shared on Facebook and Audible.com. We use your 'likes' to improve Audible.com for all our listeners.

You can turn off Audible.com sharing from your Account Details page.

OK

Publisher's Summary

Kelly Oxford is…

  • A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
  • Not the queen of the world
  • An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
  • The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
  • A born salesman
  • Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
  • That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
  • Totally an expert on strep throat
  • Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
  • A writer
  • A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
  • “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” - Bea, age 4
  • Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
  • “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
  • Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
  • A terrible liar

©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada

What Members Say

Average Customer Rating

3.4 (15 )
5 star
 (3)
4 star
 (6)
3 star
 (1)
2 star
 (4)
1 star
 (1)
Overall
3.4 (14 )
5 star
 (3)
4 star
 (5)
3 star
 (1)
2 star
 (4)
1 star
 (1)
Story
3.4 (14 )
5 star
 (2)
4 star
 (6)
3 star
 (2)
2 star
 (3)
1 star
 (1)
Performance
Sort by:
  •  
    Nicole 06-26-15
    Nicole 06-26-15 Member Since 2015
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    2
    2
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "I love you, Kelly Oxford!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?

    Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

Report Inappropriate Content

If you find this review inappropriate and think it should be removed from our site, let us know. This report will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.

Cancel

Thank You

Your report has been received. It will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.