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The Innocents Abroad Audiobook

The Innocents Abroad: Or, The New Pilgrim’s Progress

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Publisher's Summary

In June 1867, Mark Twain set out for Europe and the Holy Land on the paddle steamer Quaker City. His enduring, no-nonsense guide for the first-time traveler also served as an antidote to the insufferably romantic travel books of the period.

“Who could read the programme for the excursion without longing to make one of the party?”

So Mark Twain acclaims his voyage from New York City to Europe and the Holy Land. His adventures produced The Innocents Abroad, a book so funny and provocative it made him an international star for the rest of his life. He was making his first responses to the Old World—to Paris, Milan, Florence, Venice, Pompeii, Constantinople, Sebastopol, Balaklava, Damascus, Jerusalem, Nazareth, and Bethlehem. For the first time he was seeing the great paintings and sculptures of the Old Masters. He responded with wonder and amazement but also with exasperation, irritation, and disbelief. Above all he displayed the great energy of his humor, more explosive for us now than for his beguiled contemporaries.

Public Domain (P)2011 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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“A classic work…[that] marks a critical point in the development of our literature.” (Leslie A. Fiedler, literary critic)

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    Susan QUEMADO, NM, United States 12-27-15
    Susan QUEMADO, NM, United States 12-27-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Very interesting look at travel abroad in 1867"

    I enjoyed this book tremendously! No bad language, no sex scenes, but plenty of cutting wit from Mark Twain about lands afar and folks we probably know here.

    If you are looking for a politically correct read, avoid this one, because Twain wasn't PC even in his time, and certainly is far, far from it for our time. Maybe that's why I enjoyed the book so much. It was a breath of fresh air.

    He said what he thought regardless of the propriety of his opinion. And, he so often wraps it up into his wry sense of humor. Made me laugh.
    Made me gasp. Syrian women who veil their faces and leave their breasts bare? Really?

    There is a lot of very interesting historical information in this book.

    Grover Garland reads this story well and I especially enjoyed his slaughtering of the French phrases. Evidently he said it just like the pilgrims did, as the French couldn't understand their spoken French either.

    I suppose what surprised me and touched me most was Twain's clear understanding and knowledge of the Bible and biblical principles. He is clearly no stranger to Bible study, but he is an outspoken observer of those of us who proclaim to believe, the "pilgrims" in this book. Makes you think, makes you know you need to watch how you walk.

    Great book, great lessons .Great humor.

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    Kevin 12-10-15
    Kevin 12-10-15 Member Since 2016
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    "greatest among equals"

    A mind for sarcasm is necessary to enjoy this work. Those easily triggered need-not apply.

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    Michael Dallas, TX 08-17-15
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    "Best Mark Twain Non-Fiction Audiobook"

    This autobiographical recounting of Twain's bungling Mediterranean cruise is hilarious! Gardner's narration excels again. Listen!

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    Fernando Fourquet 06-15-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Best Book--Story and Performancs"

    Loved the honesty and self humiliation exhibited by the main character.

    A long and intensive read (or listen) so get your dictionaries out.

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    James Lee 05-28-15
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    "An excellent travelers tale"

    Mark twain's humor and insight make this a remarkable story from Europe to the holy land. That it was written a hundred and fifty years ago makes it a historical reference.

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    Robert 04-22-15
    Robert 04-22-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Good read"

    Grover gardener is an excellent narrator. Is the best for mark twain books. Now I am just writing so I can finish and submit review

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    David Hodge Singapore 04-13-15
    David Hodge Singapore 04-13-15 Member Since 2014
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    "A marathon"

    But worth it.

    Recommended , Twains style , wit and humour make this a satisfying journey into 19th century tourism and travel

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    DENNIS Adelphi, MD, United States 03-15-15
    DENNIS Adelphi, MD, United States 03-15-15 Member Since 2011
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    "A stranger in a strange land"

    The hasty, ragged reporting by an American who is estranged from both Europe and highfalutin society of his time still has a compelling quality, observing the absurdities of both his compatriots and the people and places visited. Plus, an amazing offhand visit with the Tsar's family in Odessa.

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    Ginny Hoyle 02-27-15
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    "Timeless laughs"

    Loved this book. Laugh out loud funny! And lots of insights--the world has changed, and not! Twain's eye is sharp.

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    susan Port Perry, ON, Canada 12-21-14
    susan Port Perry, ON, Canada 12-21-14 Member Since 2014

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    "Tourists from another time..."

    While the telling is a little dated, and not everything translates, Mark Twain never ceases to entertain with amusing vignettes of ordinary people and things they do.

    As he describes each new stop - I found myself wishing I could have traveled the world back then, when things were newer and less "developed".

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