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The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear Audiobook

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear

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Publisher's Summary

"A bluebear has 27 lives. I shall recount thirtreen-and-a-half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter Moers’s epic adventure. "Mine is a tale of mortal danger and eternal love, of hair’s breadth, last-minute escapes...."

Welcome to the fantastic world of Zamonia, populated by all manner of extraordinary characters, including Minipirates, Hobgoblins, Babbling Billows, the Spiderwitch, the Troglotroll, and the Mountain Maggot. It’s a land of imaginative lunacy and supreme adventure, wicked satire and epic fantasy, all mixed together and turned on its head.

Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.

©1999 Eichborn GmbH & Co (P)2010 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“A wild, fun-filled ride.” (School Library Journal)

“Even readers with short attention spans will find themselves captivated by the nonstop parade of madcap characters as treacherous predicaments resolve themselves with charming ease. . . .Comparisons to Harry Potter aside, Moers's kaleidoscopic expedition is fanciful and endlessly entertaining.” (Publishers Weekly)

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    Paul RALEIGH, NC, United States 03-25-11
    Paul RALEIGH, NC, United States 03-25-11
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    "Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen"

    At first I'd like to mention that all of Walter Moers books are kind of either you love them or you don't like them - I don't think there's much inbetween. However - if you like humorous, fantastic and intelligently written stories I strongly recommend to either read or listen to one of his books, because chances are high you'll like them.

    Some words to the Zamonia novels in general:
    Walter Moers is a German author and I read all his Zamonia novels in German first (I'm German too) and listened to two in German (Alchemasters Apprentice and City of Dreaming Books). I think I can say that Zamonia books together are my favorite books.
    Nevertheless, I had my doubts, if it would be possible to translate these books accordingly, because Moers created so many new, fantastic words, creatures, locations, sciences etc. in his novels. But I have to admit, after listening the first four hours of Captain Bluebear, that the English version is nearly as good as the German one, even if I as a .

    In my opinion, Captain Bluebear is the "least good" (because worst wouldn't be the right expression) of the Zamonia novels, but if you haven't read or listened to any of them yet, I would still recommend you to start with this book, because it gives you the best overview over the Zamonian world. Rumo, the City of Dreaming Books and to some extend the Alchemasters Apprentice sometimes reference to small sections of Captain Bluebear (you would still understand the story without knowing the Bluebear, but it's even more fun, if you recognize some parts from other books again).

    There's one big disadvantage that comes with listening to the audio version instead of reading the actual book: You don't get see Moers drawings, which often give you a good picture of what kind of creature Moers is talking about in the respective section.
    But this disadvantage is nearly offset by the great way the book is read by Mr. Pinchot. He reads very entertaining and does a great job with the voices!

    14 of 15 people found this review helpful
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    Janice Campbell Baltimore, MD 02-21-15
    Janice Campbell Baltimore, MD 02-21-15 Member Since 2014

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    "It's fun but very tangential."

    We struggled to get through reading the book and were happy to find it on audio. Even so, it's LONG due more to a pacing issue in the writing than the number of words. The reader kept us listening though and the desire to see how it would end. It's surprisingly fun.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kim 02-06-15
    Kim 02-06-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Best. Book. Ever."

    Captivating to children & adults alike, Blue Bear's adventures keep you at the edge of your seat hour after hour. I wished it wouldn't end.
    Brilliant writing, expertly narrated by Bronson Pinchot who brings the story not only to life, but allows you to fall into the fantasy to live it yourself.
    No matter how many lives you have, this is requisite reading for all.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Benjamin Blackhawk Minneapolis, MN 04-23-12
    Benjamin Blackhawk Minneapolis, MN 04-23-12
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    "Pinchot's a hoot"

    Attracted by the description, I listened to this book with my pre-teen sons. Both they and I were continually fascinated with Zamonia and anxious for the next adventure of Bluebear to unfold. Pinchot's voices were spot-on and the sonic "special effects" were perfect for this book. A fun romp through an imaginative world with not a lot of deep meanings hidden in the book unless you really want there to be. Occasionally annoying in his fastidiousness (I'll bet Bronson and his producer were tempted to omit some of the 'counting done from 79 million' parts--but no, it's unabridged!), Moers rewards your patience with fun surprises and twists. We can hardly wait to get started listening to Bronson Pinchot reading about Rumo the Wolpertinger.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Karla Long Beach, MS, United States 08-13-12
    Karla Long Beach, MS, United States 08-13-12
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    "Wildly entertaining!"
    What did you love best about The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear?

    The reading performance is fantastic, and adds so much to this story. The story is engrossing for adults and children. I didn't want it to end!


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Jeanine 10-20-16
    Jeanine 10-20-16 Member Since 2016
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    "I'm sure some people love this book, but not me."
    Would you try another book from Walter Moers and/or Bronson Pinchot?

    I would not be inclined to try another by this author. I can see how it is an entertaining and imaginative book. My husband would probably love it. But it just wasn't for me. There was nothing wrong with it, just not my interest. Must be the boats...


    Any additional comments?

    This is a terrible review, apologies. This story just didn't hold my attention and I had to give myself permission to just stop listening. No good to feel guilty about it. There was nothing particularly "wrong" or "disappointing" it just turned out to not be the kind of story I wanted to hear.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    S. Shelton 09-16-16
    S. Shelton 09-16-16

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    "Not my type of humor"

    This type of humor runs on a fine line. It is similar to Terry Pratchett but it was just a little off and I only listened to about half and then gave up.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Ab.pro 09-09-16
    Ab.pro 09-09-16 Member Since 2014
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    "A Good Fairy Tail"
    Where does The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Tedious question. Does everything have to be ranked?


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    I enjoyed it as it is. I am no writer.


    Have you listened to any of Bronson Pinchot’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No. But, I liked this one.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    No but I was a good read and reminded me of stories told by my grandmother.


    Any additional comments?

    Enjoyable read. This would be a great book to read to your kinds if you have children.

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    Ms. Aubria San Francisco, CA 09-03-16
    Ms. Aubria San Francisco, CA 09-03-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Delightful and brilliant!"

    One of the most creative books I have ever read! I love the blue bear and his adventures!
    I highly recommend this read especially on audio book, the narrator was superb and very entertaining!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    DWR Minnesota, USA 07-10-16
    DWR Minnesota, USA 07-10-16 Member Since 2009
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    "A Way-out-there Really Strange Story!"

    I think that Walter Moers must have done too much Acid! Where else could he have come up with this outlandish book. However, it is unique, strange and humorous enough to keep one interested.

    I believe that Bronson Pinchot, who is a great reader, got some help from the author on how to pronounce the fictitious names and vocabulary; I know that had I attempted to read it, it would have swamped me.

    Far-out man!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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