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Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living

By: Lin Salamo - editor, Victor Fischer - editor, Michael B. Frank - editor, Mark Twain
Narrated by: Grover Gardner
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Publisher's summary

Irreverent, charming, and eminently quotable, this handbook - an eccentric etiquette guide for the human race - contains 69 aphorisms, anecdotes, whimsical suggestions, maxims, and cautionary tales from Mark Twain’s private and published writings. It dispenses advice and reflections on family life and public manners; opinions on topics such as dress, health, food, and childrearing and safety; and more specialized tips, such as those for dealing with annoying salesmen and burglars.

Culled from Twain’s personal letters, autobiographical writings, speeches, novels, and sketches, these pieces are delightfully fresh, witty, startlingly relevant, and bursting with Twain’s characteristic ebullience for life. They also remind us exactly how Mark Twain came to be the most distinctive and well-known American literary voice in the world. These texts, some of them new or out of print for decades, have been selected and meticulously prepared by the editors at the Mark Twain Project.

©1991 1997, and 2001 by Richard A. Watson and JP Morgan Chase Bank as Trustees of the Mark Twain Foundation. 2004 by the Regents of the University of California (P)2012 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Critic reviews

“This wonderful book illustrates precisely why we can never have enough Twain. His humor is timeless, his wisdom about all things without equal.” (Ken Burns, American director and producer)
“This is a masterfully edited compendium that does Twain proud. It captures the note-taking, aphorism-creating, angry-letter-writing essence of Twain’s brain in a way essential, I think, to understanding the man, and by extension, the history of the United States and the nature of life on Earth.” (Dave Eggers)
“This book is a delightful read all the way through.” ( San Francisco Chronicle)

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A real hoot!

From now on, whenever the damned human race drives me crazy, this the book I'll be reaching for.
These here Mark Twain scholars have put together a delightful collection of anecdotes, stories, wit, and wisdom from the pen of the man himself. No one else could have written this stuff. It's funny, irreverent, insightful, and cantankerous. Real fun.
Plus, they got Grover Gardner to read it, and ya' can't do better than that.

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Where does Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This collection of Mark Twain reflections is entertainment to have available to listen to while traveling or with friends. In this way it is quite different from the novels and non-fiction that I usually listen to.

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A selection of Twain's writings

I enjoyed the narrator more than the selections from Twain's speeches and other writings. None of the pieces were from his celebrated fiction but they did all have his distinctive voice.

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Fun collection of Twain short stories

Grover Gardner does a great job narrating Mark Twain. enjoy the short clips of Twain experiences. very enjoyable and a quick short fun listen. many of the stories are found in other books.

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Twain First! The Rest--nowhere!

This book is a fun, miscellaneous, selection of Twain's writings (a reply to a utility company is even more fun than Tom Sawyer--although perhaps I to grow older & cheerfully more cantankerous). Further, the excellent narrator conveys Twain's scathing wit, & pithy spirit, without overpowering the author .
I think the Washoe Giant would be pleased.

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So much fun

Truly I am sad that my generation missed out on experiencing mark twain in the flesh. Such a character! this book is filled with multiple short stories and humorous adventures of Samuel Clemens. After listening to so many Mark Twain books narrated by Grover Gardner, to me he is Mark Twain and it will be difficult for me to move on with another narrator.

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LOLL (laugh out loud, literally!)

Dead over a hundred years and his writing still amazes, both for his mastery and humor, and for his relevance. Doesn't matter which of his works I'm reading, that is always what I come away with. Absolute awe.
For this collection, I'm actually having trouble recalling the individual pieces (but it's early and I haven't had my coffee yet), but I do remember having to explain myself for literally laughing out loud on more than one occasion. For both my colleagues at work and for my fellow diners (and for most American's, come to think of it), one word of explanation is usually enough:

"Twain."

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I did NOT expect to laugh so much, but boy did I!

What did you love best about Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living?

I've heard in the past that Twain had a brilliant sense of humor, but I'd only read Huckleberry Finn and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer so I didn't think much of it. I really, really loved the sense of humor and the narrators brilliant job of bringing the material to life.

What about Grover Gardner’s performance did you like?

I'm not sure if this was just a matter of the narrator matching the material extremely well or if Gardner is always this good, but I will definitely be looking for more of his readings in the future.

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This book alone adds Twain into my pantheon of favorite authors. It started a little slow to me, but he as a talent for exaggerating the truth in such a way as to make it truly profound.

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The parts make up the whole

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If the reader is looking for the next Tom Sawyer then they will be greatly disappointed at this book of short essays. The story is a culmination of Mark Twain's cutting room floor writings. While each story is insightful into the mind of the great writer, some excerpts felt like they were added to help turn these stories into a complete book. This is truly a time piece into Americana and allows the reader to experience what life was like at the turn of the century.

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