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Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates | [Tom Robbins]

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

In Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, the wise, witty, always gutsy Tom Robbins brings onstage the most complex and compelling character he has ever created. But to describe a Robbins plot does not begin to describe a Robbins novel - you must hear it for yourself! Browse other Tom Robbins at audible.com.
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Publisher's Summary

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons: an anarchist who works for the government, a pacifist who carries a gun, a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy, a cyber whiz who hates computers, a robust bon vivant who can be as squeamish as any fop, a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).

And as we dog Switters' strangely elevated heels across four continents, in and out of love and danger, Robbins explores, challenges, mocks, and celebrates virtually every major aspect of our mercurial era. To describe a Tom Robbins plot does not begin to describe a Tom Robbins novel. Moreover, the internationally acclaimed, best-selling author, with his love of language nuance, and surprise, is as opposed to story summations as J.D. Salinger. It is revealing, however, to learn what things Robbins lists as having influenced the writing of Fierce Invalids:

"This book was inspired by an entry from Bruce Chatwin's journal, by a CIA agent I met in Southeast Asia, by the mystery surrounding the lost prophecy of the Virgin of Fatima, by the increasing evidence that the interplay of opposites is the engine that runs the universe, and by the embroidered memories of old Terry and the Pirates comic books."

©2000 Tom Robbins; (P)2000 Random House, Inc.

What the Critics Say

  • Winner, 2001 Audie Award, Fiction, Unabridged

"Tom Robbins... has again deputized himself to carry the freak flag of irreverence and fleshly indulgence." (The New York Times Book Review)

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    Rupa Cloverdale, CA, USA 09-13-05
    Rupa Cloverdale, CA, USA 09-13-05 Member Since 2001
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    "Wildly entertaining-excellent naration!"

    If you find the beginning slow or confusing, stick with it, after ten or fifteen minutes it will all begin to congeal and you will be hooked and submersed completely.

    I've been an avid audio book listener for about fifteen years, an Audible member for several years, and this is quite possibly my all-time favorite. The narration of this is perfect, in my opinion. Keith Szarabajka did such an outstanding job reading, his characters came to life more vibrantly than any other audio book I have listened to. The story is engrossing and seductive, with moments of laugh-out-loud hilarity. Obvious high points include Maestra's character and her relationship with Switters, which is hysterical. The voices of the random and vastly different characters were so well done that at no point did I ever have to try to figure out who was speaking (which does happen rather often with heavy dialog in audio books). Robbin's entertaining use of language and his skillful weaving of cultural details makes reading or listening to this book feel like a journey. To anyone who has traveled in third world countries and ventured outside the beaten path of the big cities, the descriptions of Switters' adventures will ring bells.

    Being a woman and a feminist, I beg to differ with the two reviewers who claim this book is not suitable for most women. It's likely to offend the people who don't "get" Robbins voice. He addresses taboo subjects in a very unapologetic way, but his stories are like onions--they have layers. Pay attention.

    Sixteen hours of good stuff. What a bargain! And so many great one-liners that you will be insisting your friends read or listen to it so they will get your jokes. I laughed so hard at a few passages that I had to loan my headphones to the stranger sitting next to me on a flight, in order to explain, and even though he only listened to a few minutes of it, he was laughing out loud himself and writing the name of the book down, thanking me. You will too!

    11 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Beachnut 05-24-08
    Beachnut 05-24-08
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    "Clever and funny!"

    I read this book years ago but I think I enjoyed it even more listening to it. The witty illiterations are more effective when heard than read, and I don't have to stop reading to laugh. In fact, I'm going to but another Robbins' book as soon as I finnish this review.
    Robbins' criticisms of organized religions have lost some of their venom since "Another Roadside Attraction," and feel almost as if he is disappointed that they haven't done something more spiritual with all of the faithful followers they have.
    Don't be dissuaded by some of the reviews here that are shocked and appalled by the sexuality of the book. As Sailor Boy the Parrot would tell them, "People of the World, Relax!"

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Jonathan 03-04-08
    Jonathan 03-04-08
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    "Best Robbins Ever"

    Your average Joe and Jane will find this book offensive and uncomfortable. Seekers, freaks, and the open minded will likely find a great deal of brain candy and laughs within. Hunter S. Thompson might have even liked this one... if he was feeling abnormally positive that day.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Joan New York, NY, USA 04-15-09
    Joan New York, NY, USA 04-15-09 Member Since 2009
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    "Fierce Invalids Home form Hot Climates"

    I am a fan! I have listened to and/or read this book six or seven times. It is a treasured favorite -- right up there, with its close second, Jitterbug Perfume.

    Somehow in this quirky atmosphere of cheerful contradiction, Mr. Robbins has managed to portray what Robert Graves called The Triple Goddess -- the Maiden (Suzy), the Mother (stretch that a bit for Domino), and the Crone (Maestra). Each of these characters, and Switters himself (the main character), is portrayed with gleefully ribald sensitivity -- "If I may call it that."

    Listening to this is time very well spent, inasmuch as one of the most remarkable aspects of Mr. Robbins' writing is his ability to educate readers with respect his opinions (always astute) concerning fascinating issues both well-known and not so well-known -- Finnegan's Wake, the Virgin of Fatima, some Middle Eastern matters,the Catholic Church, the CIA, and Peruvian jungle shamans, to name a few.

    Fierce Invalids is not for everyone. If you shudder at things of a bold sexual nature, or at words that are ancient and expressive, but still feared, then by all means, skip this one.

    Otherwise enjoy!

    10 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Mr. Austin Los Angeles, CA 02-22-03
    Mr. Austin Los Angeles, CA 02-22-03 Member Since 2002

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    "Good, not great"

    I am a huge Tom Robbins fan, so I really enjoyed the book, but it's not his best work. The nonsensical plotlines at times seem actually nonsensical rather than delightful and playful. Still a good listen, but not top 10.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Michael port saint lucie, FL, USA 04-13-09
    Michael port saint lucie, FL, USA 04-13-09
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    "Incredible"

    This was my first Robbins novel and I've become a big fan since. Robbins writes true verbal poetry. He is a verbage master. This novel is not for the flighty or easy going listener. This is a crazy novel that takes many different paths and has many tones and undertones. You have to pay attention to "get" it all. If you love quirky, intelligent writing that is nonconventional, you will love Robbins. If you are straight laced and simple minded, pass this book up.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Andy Spooner Loveland, OH 12-15-02
    Andy Spooner Loveland, OH 12-15-02 Member Since 2001
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    "What a riot!"

    Perhaps the funniest audiobook I've heard. Add to that Tom Robbins' entertaining use of the language and rich character development, and this is one of the all-time best.

    17 of 21 people found this review helpful
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    B. W. Larsen Boynton Beach, FL United States 03-01-03
    B. W. Larsen Boynton Beach, FL United States 03-01-03 Listener Since 2000

    Bj

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    "Funny, outlandish and irreverent"

    This is my favorite Tom Robbins book. I read the book first and truly enjoyed Robbins' unique use of the language and his humor. For some unknown reason I decided to pick up the audible book as well and spend another sixteen hours in Robbins' company.

    While I would have guessed that Robbins is far better read than listened to, Keith Szarabajka proved me wrong. This is a great narrator that gives justice to Robbins' story.

    Don't get turned off by the length of the book if you are not already a Robbins fan. This book might just make you a believer!

    9 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Marius Irene, South Africa 11-07-07
    Marius Irene, South Africa 11-07-07 Member Since 2004
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    "Fierce wahoo"

    This story mixes genres, with spy stuff, social comment and travel narrative blended with a touch of surrealism. If Hunter Thompson had collaborated with Tom Clancy, perhaps they might have come up with this tale. At first the mix seems a little forced, and the narrator (Keith Szarabajka) echoes the Tom Robbins’ vague air of smugness, but the story settles down in a random sort of way. The author’s obvious love of language sometimes gets in the way of his writing, but, overall, his sense of “wahoo” will win you over. A warning: This one is not for the easily offended.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Pamela Sonoma, CA, United States 08-06-04
    Pamela Sonoma, CA, United States 08-06-04 Member Since 2003
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    "hysterical page-turner"

    This was the very first audiobook I listened to and I loved it. Robbins creates great characters who are both funny and have fun, and wind up in the oddest places. Had me wishing I was the title character in this book! Covers a wide geographical area and more cultures than I could name in a sympathetic yet humorous way. A very good read.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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