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Christmas Present
- A Chronicles of St. Mary's Short Story
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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It's Christmas Eve at St Mary's. And all through the house. Nothing is stirring.... Except for Max, Peterson, and Markham, sneaking out at midnight for an assignment that is very definitely off the books.
It was ten years ago tonight that senior historians Bashford and Grey went missing in 12th century Jerusalem. So how did they end up in AD 60 Roman Colchester?
Max has a theory. Peterson has a plan. Markham has bacon sandwiches. Colchester has Boudicca and her bloodthirsty Iceni hordes.
And then there's the giant pig...the enraged, giant pig....
Jodi Taylor is and always has been a history nut. Her disinclination to get out of bed for anything after 1485 can only be overcome by massive amounts of chocolate, and sometimes, if it's raining, not even then. She wanted to write a book about time travel that was a little different and, not having a clue how difficult this would make her book to classify, went ahead and slung in elements of history, adventure, comedy, romance, tragedy, and anything else she could think of. Her advice to booksellers is to buy huge numbers of her books and just put one on every shelf.
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- Cris
- 04-10-15
They are at it again at St Mary's
Where does Christmas Present rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Amazing. At least read the first book, One Damn thing after Another before this book to get a feel for several ppl they talk about
Who was your favorite character and why?
Markham, herding historians like usual
Have you listened to any of Zara Ramm’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
yes perfect performance like all St Mary's books
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Short and sweet but should read at least the first book in series, Chronicles of St Mary's before.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-03-22
Wonderful!
I’ve read this twice and both times when Zara gets to the part about the pig, I laugh so hard I almost pee my pants. I don’t know how she get through that part. I can visualize it and it hilarious.
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- Sherri Lupton Hollister
- 11-30-16
A Fabulous New Author
The short story Christmas Present by Jodi Taylor is part of a series Chronicles of St. Mary's. I thought this was a fun and fast-paced adventure with interesting characters. It combines history, science and human interaction in a way that makes you believe in time travel and ancient deities. I'll have to check out the rest of this series.
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- Ellenaeddy
- 08-08-15
Time Travel Fluff
I may be calling this fluff, but I'll fess up that I love it. It's silly, fun and a great read. Enjoy it!
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- Michelle
- 03-04-17
I <3 this series
If you're looking for a quick and simple happy-ending story involving the loveable St. Mary's characters, then this is it.
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- Pamela Meggitt
- 11-21-15
Magical
what a gem! Knits beautifully with. the St. Mary. full length novels. Narrator captures querky humour delightfully. history as you've never heard it. can't wait for more.
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- Dr. WyoPaul
- 07-20-15
A good ending
Well written with appearances by your favorite characters. You figure the ending will be disappointing, but it isn't.
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- Julia
- 09-17-19
Fun as usual
I love this author and the reader. Nice self contained story with suspense and all. What a cool way to explore history and get an action/adventure/romance fix. Wonderful. Thank you.
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- Jessica Lynn
- 09-23-15
Another fine time travel story by Jodi Taylor
If you liked her previous time travel stories then this one will not disappoint you! Zara Ramm does her usual excellent job of narrating this story! Highly recommended!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-29-18
Engaging!
Couldn't stop listening if I wanted to. Needless to say, I'll be listening to more Jodi Taylor.
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