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When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead: Useful Stories from a Persuasive Man | [Jerry Weintraub, Rich Cohen, George Clooney (foreword)]

When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead: Useful Stories from a Persuasive Man

Here is the story of Jerry Weintraub: the self-made, Brooklyn-born, Bronx-raised impresario, Hollywood producer, legendary deal maker, and friend of politicians and stars. No matter where nature has placed him - the club rooms of Brooklyn, the Mafia dives of New York's Lower East Side, the wilds of Alaska, or the hills of Hollywood - he has found a way to put on a show and sell tickets at the door.
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Here is the story of Jerry Weintraub: the self-made, Brooklyn-born, Bronx-raised impresario, Hollywood producer, legendary dealmaker, and friend of politicians and stars. No matter where nature has placed him - the club rooms of Brooklyn, the Mafia dives of New York's Lower East Side, the wilds of Alaska, or the hills of Hollywood - he has found a way to put on a show and sell tickets at the door.

"All life was a theater and I wanted to put it up on a stage," he says. "I wanted to set the world under a marquee that read: 'Jerry Weintraub Presents.'"

In When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead, we follow Weintraub from his first great success at age 26 with Elvis Presley, whom he took on the road with the help of Colonel Tom Parker; to the immortal days with Sinatra and Rat Pack glory; to his crowning hits as a movie producer, starting with Robert Altman and Nashville, continuing with Oh, God!, the Karate Kid movies, and Diner, among others, and summiting with Steven Soderbergh and Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen.

Along the way, we'll watch as Jerry moves from the poker tables of Palm Springs (the games went on for days), to the power rooms of Hollywood, to the halls of the White House, to Red Square in Moscow, and the Great Palace in Beijing - all the while counseling potentates, poets, and kings, with clients and confidants like George Clooney, Bruce Willis, George H. W. Bush, Armand Hammer, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, John Denver, Bobby Fischer...the list goes on forever.

And of course, the story is not yet over. As the old-timers say, "The best is yet to come." And as Weintraub says, "When I stop talking, you'll know I'm dead."

With wit, wisdom, and the cool confidence that has colored his remarkable career, Jerry chronicles a quintessentially American journey, one marked by luck, love, and improvisation. The stories he tells and the lessons we learn are essential, not just for those who love movies and music, but for businessmen, entrepreneurs, artists...everyone.

Download the accompanying reference guide.

©2010 Jerry Weintraub (P)2010 Hachette

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    Ron Crofton, MD, United States 07-09-12
    Ron Crofton, MD, United States 07-09-12
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    "How could you not really like Jerry Weintraub??"
    Would you consider the audio edition of When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead to be better than the print version?

    Yes. The winning personality of Jerry Weintraub blazes through the audio like a hot knife thru butter.


    What other book might you compare When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead to and why?

    This one is unique. Probably more enjoyable to just read Weintraub's book again.


    What does Jerry Weintraub bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The "New York" attitude really comes to the front.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    How does a guy fall in love with and marry a lady that is a "ten" plus and then has the "hutzpah" to move another woman into the same house for purposes of co-habitation?? Now that's a salesman!!


    Any additional comments?

    Great story! Well told.

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    Andrew Atlantic Beach, FL, United States 06-04-12
    Andrew Atlantic Beach, FL, United States 06-04-12 Member Since 2011
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    "MUST READ BOOK...EVERYTHING WAS GREAT"
    Where does When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of the best books I have hear or read. Jerry Weintraub weaves an interesting story. A story nobody could tell better.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    He already did and it is called My Way.


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    Lacey 01-23-12
    Lacey 01-23-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Very interesting, cool book"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, really cool stories from the past that are well written. It's really neat that Jerry himself narrates the book, so he can add the correct inflection and tone to the story, as it was originally intended. It makes you feel more like he's talking directly to you than reading a book.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of When I Stop Talking, You'll Know I'm Dead?

    Him talking about his mother and father passing. You could hear that he got choked up as he was narrating.


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    Linda 12-04-11
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    I purchased this book because part of the title is


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    Martha Humphreys Montana, USA 12-01-11
    Martha Humphreys Montana, USA 12-01-11 Member Since 2009

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    "Mr. Weintraub, when can you come for dinner?"

    Jerry's stories span the fascinating years of the 20th century and he tells them as if we're sitting at the Friar's Club over a fine glass of wine. Jerry's well lived life shines like a fine sapphire from his father's jewelry business in the Bronx: values, quality, humility, wisdom with a sparkle of humor to keep the reader (listener) eager for the next story. I hope he writes a sequel, so I can continue feeling a part of the political, social, and entertainment history of our era. For those unfamiliar with his time and place, the beginning gets off to a slow start, but he quickly hits his stride as he builds his career and sphere of influence. His lessons learned are as relevant today as they were when he learned them...and I find myself smiling in recognition of a similar experience in my own life. Mr. Weintraub, the invitation to dinner is always open: you bring your stories, and I'll pick up a bucket of KFC and some Lafitte-Rothchild bubbly to wash it down.

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    Faivai Brisbane, Australia 11-02-11
    Faivai Brisbane, Australia 11-02-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Very Interesting"

    I liked it, alot of stories about familiar occasions, also seeing them from a different perspective is great. Well done.
    If you read this Jerry, well done mate on some great life experiences.

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    Robert TOMS RIVER, NJ, United States 07-04-11
    Robert TOMS RIVER, NJ, United States 07-04-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Pure Enjoyment"

    This is one of my favorite books. Mr. Weintraub tells outstanding stories from his life that are a pure joy to hear. He's seen it all and done it all. You feel as if he is just talking to you alone. His live is a who's who of the famous and not so famous. It was so good I listened to it twice and it is really him talking in his own voice!!

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    L. Neumar LI, NY 04-01-11
    L. Neumar LI, NY 04-01-11 Member Since 2006

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    It was interesting to find out about some people of so-called notoriety that were acquaintances, and about the development of Weintraub's life, but it was also rather self-indulgent.

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    Andy Westport, CT, United States 09-03-10
    Andy Westport, CT, United States 09-03-10 Member Since 2002
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    "only half way through the book"

    This audio book is so good, I'm writing the review after listening to about half the book. Although I never heard of Jerry Weintraub before getting this book, I do know a very little bit about Hollywood. The stories Weintraub tells in this book are absolutely hilarious. There are some good life lessons here as well. Haven't listened to such an enjoyable book since Open.

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    Martin Edina, MN, USA 05-20-10
    Martin Edina, MN, USA 05-20-10
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    "didn't like the start..but picks up speed"

    when i first started listening to this review i was like, oh god, a tale of the gold ole days of hollywood, and turned it off. then i started it up again and it really picks up speed. he starts talking about how he got started and thats when it really got me and ever since its been quite riveting and fun. his narration style is funny, like a heavy drinker smoker youd meet out. would definitely recomment the book.

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    A Great Great Man.....A great story!!!

    In his words 'I'm a story teller.....and thats what I do best'

    Enjoy

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