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Whatever You Do, Don't Run
- True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide
- Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Publisher's summary
Whatever You Do, Don't Run is a hilarious collection of true tales from top safari guide Peter Allison. In a place where the wrong behavior could get you eaten, Allison has survived face-to-face encounters with big cats, angry elephants, and the world's most unpredictable animals: herds of untamed tourists and foolhardy guides whose outrageous antics sometimes make them even more dangerous than a pride of hungry lions!
Join Allison as he faces down charging lions (twice); searches for a drunk, half-naked tourist who happens to be a member of the British royal family; drives a Land Rover full of tourists into a lagoon full of hippos; and adopts the most vicious animal in Africa as his "pet". Full of lively humor and a genuine love and respect for Botswana and its rich wildlife, Whatever You Do, Don't Run takes you to where the wild things are and introduces you to a place where every day is a new adventure!
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Alexandra Fuller won worldwide attention, popular acclaim, and critical accolades for her memoir of her childhood in Africa, Don’t Let’s Go to the Dogs Tonight. This engaging follow-up explores Fuller’s parents’ childhoods and charts the trajectories of their lives through all the British couple’s experiences in war-torn Africa. With the same sharply etched narrative that has earned the author such immense praise, Fuller expands on and offers new insights into her family’s remarkable trials and successes.
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Top notch....
- By Cary on 09-06-11
By: Alexandra Fuller
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West with the Night
- By: Beryl Markham
- Narrated by: Julie Harris
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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West with the Night is the story of a remarkable woman molded and shaped by many things: the African jungle, a certain dog, horses, airplanes, friendships with white men and black. There is no life, no story quite like it.
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Top Notch Writing; Riveting Stories
- By Michael Moore on 08-03-09
By: Beryl Markham
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Secrets of the Savanna
- Twenty-Three Years in the African Wilderness Unraveling the Mysteries of Elephants and People
- By: Mark Owens, Delia Owens
- Narrated by: Donna Postel, Sean Runnette
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In this riveting real-life adventure, Mark and Delia Owens tell the dramatic story of their last years in Africa, fighting to save elephants, villagers, and - in the end - themselves. The award-winning zoologists and pioneering conservationists describe their work in the remote and ruggedly beautiful Luangwa Valley, in northeastern Zambia. There they studied the mysteries of the elephant population’s recovery after poaching, discovering remarkable similarities between humans and elephants.
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A vivid view of the savanna in Africa, culture and wildlife!
- By Kd on 09-12-20
By: Mark Owens, and others
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The Elephant Whisperer (Young Readers Adaptation)
- My Life with the Herd in the African Wild
- By: Lawrence Anthony, Thea Feldman, Graham Spence
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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When South African conservationist Lawrence Anthony was asked to accept a herd of "rogue" wild elephants on his Thula Thula game reserve in Zululand, his common sense told him to refuse. But he was the herd's last chance of survival: they would be killed if he wouldn't take them. In order to save their lives, Anthony took them in. In the years that followed he became a part of their family. And as he battled to create a bond with the elephants, he came to realize that they had a great deal to teach him about life, loyalty, and freedom.
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Elephants are fascinating! Such a great listen
- By Jeanine M. Lesperance on 08-11-19
By: Lawrence Anthony, and others
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Travel Light, Move Fast
- By: Alexandra Fuller
- Narrated by: Alexandra Fuller
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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After her father's sudden death, Alexandra Fuller realizes that if she is going to weather his loss, she will need to become the parts of him she misses most. So begins Travel Light, Move Fast, the unforgettable story of Tim Fuller, a self-exiled British black sheep who moved to Africa to fight in the Rhodesian War before settling as a banana farmer in Zambia. A man who preferred chaos to predictability and was more afraid of becoming bored than of getting lost, he taught his daughters to live as if everything needed to happen altogether, all at once - or not at all.
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Beautiful
- By Thandi Lamprecht on 05-26-21
By: Alexandra Fuller
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Africa Bites
- Scrapes and Escapes in the African Bush
- By: Lloyd Camp
- Narrated by: Lloyd Camp
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Lloyd Camp takes you on an evocative journey through some of the wildest places in Africa as he relives colorful vignettes from his adventurous childhood and long career as a safari guide. This is a charming, funny, thoughtful, and often hair-raising series of short stories that illustrate Lloyd's enthusiastic delight in leading his clients into the wilderness areas of Africa. Forthright yet lighthearted, Lloyd's suspenseful narrative emphasizes both his love of the African bush and the courage and resilience of the Africans that he encounters in his odysseys.
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Wretched audio quality
- By kungyakfu on 06-30-22
By: Lloyd Camp
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Scribbling the Cat
- Travels with an African Soldier
- By: Alexandra Fuller
- Narrated by: Lisette Lecat
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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When Alexandra ("Bo") Fuller was home in Zambia a few years ago, visiting her parents for Christmas, she asked her father about a nearby banana farmer who was known for being a "tough bugger". Her father's response was a warning to steer clear of him; he told Bo: "Curiosity scribbled the cat." Nonetheless, Fuller began her strange friendship with the man she calls K, a white African and veteran of the Rhodesian war.
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Astonishing
- By G. Robinson on 06-27-04
By: Alexandra Fuller
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White Hunters
- By: Brian Herne
- Narrated by: Robert Whitfield
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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A little over 100 years ago, East Africa was terra incognita to most whites: a land largely unmapped, sparsely settled by Europeans, and teeming with wildlife. It was the hunter-adventurer's paradise, and by the early 20th century, a small, lionhearted clan of explorers and big-game hunters began leading safaris there for money.
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A fascinating account ....
- By Stephen on 01-12-07
By: Brian Herne
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Into Africa
- The Epic Adventures of Stanley and Livingstone
- By: Martin Dugard
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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"Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" So goes the signature introduction of New York Herald star journalist Henry Morton Stanley to renowned explorer Dr. David Livingstone, who had been missing for six years in the wilds of Africa. Into Africa ushers us into the meeting of these remarkable men. In 1866, when Livingstone journeyed into the heart of the African continent in search of the Nile's source, the land was rough, unknown to Europeans, and inhabited by man-eating tribes.
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Riveting
- By Gene on 04-01-04
By: Martin Dugard
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Lost on Purpose
- The Adventures of a 21st Century Mountain Man, Book 1
- By: Patrick Taylor
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost on Purpose is the nonfiction adventure narrative of a former technology executive who took leave of the real world to reinvent himself as a 21st-century mountain man. In October-November 2013, Patrick Taylor crossed the Rocky Mountains alone on foot. He passed through one of the largest wilderness areas in the lower 48 to reach and retrace the route of Lewis and Clark in the winter. The sacrifices - vocationally, financially, emotionally - are measured against the benefits by the author in a refreshingly honest, humorous, and inspirational fashion.
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get lost, in this story!
- By Chris on 11-27-22
By: Patrick Taylor
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- Nonnie
- 07-01-18
Great Story, not so Great Narrator
The story in itself was very enjoyable. However, for me the narration was not done very well. The method in which the narrator spoke and timed the sentences was choppy, un-tantalizing (if that’s a word), and just over all disengaging. I loved hearing about Botswana and the speaker pronounced words well, but the delivery wasn’t there for me. If given the chance I would return this, and get the paperback.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-19-18
Fantastic book about safaris
Makes me want to go back on safari and enjoy the wonders of Africa. Very funny!
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- Bookworm
- 03-21-16
Funny and heart warming
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
This book is entertaining and educational. It is also filled with hilarious stories about a young man with a love for animals who worked as a tour guide in Africa.You will not go wrong with this book. I hope Peter Allison will write more books in the future.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Whatever You Do, Don't Run?
Being sprayed by the honey badger that was trying to protect him from a fake leopard.
Which character – as performed by Antony Ferguson – was your favorite?
Peter Allison
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
This book made me laugh out loud!
Any additional comments?
I hope that Anthony Ferguson will narrate many books in the future. He is great at making the story come to life.
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- Dina M. McKain
- 06-02-16
Fun!
Fun stories about Allison's experiences as a safari guide. Recommend for a few hours of intrigue.
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- Heidi B
- 07-12-21
So funny and amazing!
Absolutely loved it. Great story and narrator. Had me laughing so many times, highly recommend it.
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- tmt
- 08-10-21
Wonderfully entertaining!
Very enjoyable narration and humorous story telling! You can almost picture the events he shares.
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- michael
- 09-14-21
Great stories of adventure
This was an easy read and held my attention with grest stories of behind the scenes look at Safari. I would love to go one day and have a guide as excited as the author.
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- Dubi
- 08-09-21
Beating Around the Bush
Peter Allison spent many years as a guide in the Okavango Delta in Botswana and has the stories to prove it. Mostly about the animals, especially the big cats, plus one great tale about an elephant matriarch. But also about the people -- tourists, fellow guides, even the founding president of Botswana. And vehicles -- Allison never had much luck with vehicles.
The stories are mostly hit, occasionally miss. Allison seems to not have as much scientific knowledge of the animals and the land, or perhaps chose to forego that angle in favor of good campfire tales. Having been on safari in Botswana with a knowledgeable guide, I noticed that weakness. Allison on the other hand scored major points with me with his chapter on birding as well as the aforementioned elephant and President.
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- Alexandra_7
- 02-18-23
Great raconteur! Highly recommend!
Thank you algorithm for steering me to this book! I highly recommend you give a listen to the author’s adventures working as a safari guide in Botswana. It’s like spending time around a campfire with a great storyteller (and one who doesn’t take himself too seriously) his humor and enthusiasm will put a grin on your face.
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- Julie
- 03-17-16
So-so
This was an ok book so gets an ok rating. It seemed to be lacking in some area. I'm not even sure what. I think I was expecting it to be a different type of story than it was, but it fell short.
As said, it's ok. I wouldn't spend a full credit on it but would buy it on sale.
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