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Tough Sh-t Audiobook

Tough Sh-t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

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Publisher's Summary

Profane, honest, and totally real advice from comedian and director Kevin Smith - one of America's most original voices....

Take one look at Kevin Smith: He's a balding fatty who wears a size XXL hockey jersey, shorts, and slippers year-round. Not a likely source for life advice. But take a second look at Kevin Smith: He changed filmmaking forever when he was 24 with the release of Clerks, and since then has gone on to make nine more profitable movies, runs his own production company, wrote a best-selling graphic novel, and has a beautiful wife and kids. So he must be doing something right.

As Kevin's millions of Twitter followers and millions of podcast listeners know, he's the first one to admit his flaws and the last one to care about them. In early 2011, he began using his platform to answer big questions from fans - like "What should I do with my life?"- and he discovered that he had a lot to say. Tough Sh-t distills his four decades of breaking all the rules down to direct and brutally honest advice, including:

  • Why he has accepted Ferris Bueller as his personal savior, and what the Tenets of Buellerism can teach about hiding in plain sight and lip-syncing in the face of danger
  • Why it's really fun to eat but not so fun to be fat
  • What to do about people who don't like your policies ( for starters, tell them to pucker up and smooch your big ol' butt)
  • What Kevin's idol Wayne Gretzky can teach us about creativity and direction

For anyone who's out of a job, out of luck, or just out of sugary snack foods, Tough Sh*t is an unabashedly honest guide to getting the most out of doing the least.

©2012 Kevin Smith (P)2012 Penguin Audio

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    Matthew Darsey 09-02-16 Member Since 2016
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    I loved this book funny witty overall just great. Kevin Smith narrating was perfect ,

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    TJ Somewhere America 08-29-16
    TJ Somewhere America 08-29-16 Member Since 2015

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    Great book, great story, good voice , cool guy. Had the feeling to run out and buy "Cop Out" midway through the book for some reason. . . I wish I would have purchased sooner

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    davidcbarnard 08-28-16 Member Since 2011
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    Would you try another book from Kevin Smith and/or Kevin Smith?

    Love the movies. Also like his politics. This felt like I need validation so I'm going to do a book. I didn't finish listening!


    What was most disappointing about Kevin Smith’s story?

    Keven Smith


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Smith – was your favorite?

    Got a kick out of listening to how working with Bruce Willis in Cop Out went.


    What character would you cut from Tough Sh-t?

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    Any additional comments?

    Why? So much brilliance. Where is the biting social commentary. Too much weed, bro?

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    ordinary guy with extraordinary dreams. funny, deep, insightful witty. A must listen for all.

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    Gilberto 08-28-16
    Gilberto 08-28-16 Member Since 2016
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    I loved it
    Kevin Smith is always a good story teller
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    Amy Starr is awesome lavergne TN 08-22-16
    Amy Starr is awesome lavergne TN 08-22-16 Member Since 2014
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    Kevin Smith is awesome!! this was an entertaining book good job Kevin Smith you're awesome

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    Jake Thompson Florida, USA 08-05-16
    Jake Thompson Florida, USA 08-05-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Fly, fat man, fly!"

    Tough Sh*t by Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith is a hilarious tale of tales in the life of one of this generation's most influential filmmakers. Narrated by Smith himself, the 5 plus hour audiobook of Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good is a pleasure to listen to. In less time than it takes to crawl through a heavy case of the Mondays at work, this audiobook was finished in no time. Which is not necessarily a good thing. It was such a funny insight into Kevin Smith's career, as well as his cum-dispensing personal life, that you are left wanting more. Not unlike the goddess that is his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach (by Smith's own account). I hope to see and look forward to any other written works by one of my favorite directors that may arise in the future. From Clerks to Tough Sh*t and beyond, Kevin Smith has a lot to say and as always it is quite a pleasure to hear what that is. I'd highly recommend this publication, both in print and audiobook formats, to anyone looking to chuckle at and be inspired by a (former) fat man and his many misadventures that helped create the man we know as Kevin Smith today. 5 stars across the board!

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    Kindle Customer SC 06-12-16
    Kindle Customer SC 06-12-16 Member Since 2016

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    "For the fans"

    This book, especially the audio book, plays and or reads almost like a SModcast episode. I think it is an easier listen/read if you are a fan but given a chance there is something for just about everyone. Read/listen or don't read/listen the choice is yours, just don't expect some inspirational Tony Robbins hand holding. Kevin is inspirational as f@$k if you let him, he just does it with the flare and mouth of a 10th grader!

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    Joshua McAdoo 06-11-16
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    "A piece of art"

    This hit home for me. Every chapter I found laughter or some kind of life advice that moved me. Having Kevin Smith do the audio added even more to the book. I couldn't get enough of it and finished it within 24hours. This book is truly a piece of art. Thank you Mr. Smith.

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    Samuel 06-02-16
    Samuel 06-02-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Great for both fans and non fans of that too fat to fly guy."

    I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith. I don't love all his movies but his out look on life is truly amazing and inspirational. Anyone who might be having doubts about their own life and if they are doing things right should definitely check this book out. At the time of writing this review I'll be on my third time listening to this book and I don't plan on stopping. Every time I listen I get a little more inspired to be the best person I can be.

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