We are currently making improvements to the Audible site. In an effort to enhance the accessibility experience for our customers, we have created a page to more easily navigate the new experience, available at the web address www.audible.com/access .
Tough Sh-t Audiobook

Tough Sh-t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Regular Price:$24.50
  • Membership Details:
    • First book free with 30-day trial
    • $14.95/month thereafter for your choice of 1 new book each month
    • Cancel easily anytime
    • Exchange books you don't like
    • All selected books are yours to keep, even if you cancel
  • - or -

Publisher's Summary

Profane, honest, and totally real advice from comedian and director Kevin Smith - one of America's most original voices....

Take one look at Kevin Smith: He's a balding fatty who wears a size XXL hockey jersey, shorts, and slippers year-round. Not a likely source for life advice. But take a second look at Kevin Smith: He changed filmmaking forever when he was 24 with the release of Clerks, and since then has gone on to make nine more profitable movies, runs his own production company, wrote a best-selling graphic novel, and has a beautiful wife and kids. So he must be doing something right.

As Kevin's millions of Twitter followers and millions of podcast listeners know, he's the first one to admit his flaws and the last one to care about them. In early 2011, he began using his platform to answer big questions from fans - like "What should I do with my life?"- and he discovered that he had a lot to say. Tough Sh-t distills his four decades of breaking all the rules down to direct and brutally honest advice, including:

  • Why he has accepted Ferris Bueller as his personal savior, and what the Tenets of Buellerism can teach about hiding in plain sight and lip-syncing in the face of danger
  • Why it's really fun to eat but not so fun to be fat
  • What to do about people who don't like your policies ( for starters, tell them to pucker up and smooch your big ol' butt)
  • What Kevin's idol Wayne Gretzky can teach us about creativity and direction

For anyone who's out of a job, out of luck, or just out of sugary snack foods, Tough Sh*t is an unabashedly honest guide to getting the most out of doing the least.

©2012 Kevin Smith (P)2012 Penguin Audio

What Members Say

Average Customer Rating

4.5 (2113 )
5 star
 (1390)
4 star
 (511)
3 star
 (149)
2 star
 (35)
1 star
 (28)
Overall
4.5 (1958 )
5 star
 (1209)
4 star
 (509)
3 star
 (181)
2 star
 (32)
1 star
 (27)
Story
4.7 (1956 )
5 star
 (1552)
4 star
 (285)
3 star
 (85)
2 star
 (19)
1 star
 (15)
Performance
Sort by:
  •  
    Mohamed Elsherif Redmond, WA 01-11-14
    Mohamed Elsherif Redmond, WA 01-11-14

    Software Development Engineer

    HELPFUL VOTES
    1
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    1
    1
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Nice book, and you will laugh"
    Would you listen to Tough Sh-t again? Why?

    I love Kevin Smith, and I loved his performance in reading the book, and since this book is about himself, it couldn't get any better, a story about a funny man, written by the same funny man himself and narrated by the same funny man, the story is entertaining.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    T. Yee Los Angeles, CA 08-07-13
    T. Yee Los Angeles, CA 08-07-13
    HELPFUL VOTES
    3
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    2
    2
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Kevin Smith, call me!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    This is not your typical audiobook. It's more like listening to your most entertaining friend share their perspective and experience over several awesome conversations (OK, it's not a conversation, but it almost feels like it -- he doesn't sound like he's reading a book, though!). This is the only audiobook where I would mute my GPS navigation so I wouldn't miss anything he said. Kevin notes off the bat that his goal is to give audiobook listeners a little something different since it is, after all, a distinct experience from reading. He throws in some asides that aren't in the book, and tells you when there's something on the page that we as audio listeners can't see (like a picture), and gives some context for us to understand what it is, why it's there, etc. I'm waiting for the sequel!


    What other book might you compare Tough Sh-t to and why?

    I read (as opposed to listend to) Sarah Silverman's Bedwetter... and this has some similarities. Tough Sh-t is funnier.


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Smith – was your favorite?

    I was not a Kevin Smith fan before this and had only cursory knowledge of his career in showbiz, but the title jumped out and the audio sample sold me. The Bruce Willis story had me laughing out loud (not an easy feat).


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    His whole take on life moves me, even though he's vulgar and outrageous and I wouldn't repeat most of the things he says (at least not with the same words).


    Any additional comments?

    Get it!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Amazon user 01-27-13
    Amazon user 01-27-13 Member Since 2011

    Curiouser&Curiouser

    HELPFUL VOTES
    13
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    35
    13
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "SMODTASTIC"
    What made the experience of listening to Tough Sh-t the most enjoyable?

    Kevin Smith likes to talk, he's funny and has A LOT to say about life, making "films", comics, family, friends, and whatever else the f**k he wants to talk about(he is quite vulgar which I find refreshing sometimes).


    What did you like best about this story?

    The end, but I don't want to spoil it. I got tears, and if a F**king Kevin Smith book makes you cry, then it is worth a listen.


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Smith – was your favorite?

    Kevin Smith


    What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

    Try something, be encouraging to my kids, and swear a lot.


    Any additional comments?

    Some of the stories I have already heard told on various blogs or SMODCASTS(Kevin Smith's podcast Network) so it was slightly repetative. But not everyone reads his blogs or listens to his SMODCASTS(which you should, if you enjoy this book).

    Kevin Smith seems like a real heartfelt guy with a passion for people. He can't be "friends" with everyone, it seems like if he could he would! Instead he does the next best think and shares his heart and mind with the world hoping he might reach that one person that might otherwise not have had some encouragement. That's pretty effin cool.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Joel Smith new paris ohio usa 01-25-13
    Joel Smith new paris ohio usa 01-25-13 Member Since 2015

    ibeam

    HELPFUL VOTES
    1
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    14
    1
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Smarvelous!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Tough Sh-t to be better than the print version?

    Yes, I would definetly consider the audio edition to be heads and tails above the print version. Kevin Smith is an awesome story teller and what better than to hear, him thell you his story.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Tough Sh-t?

    The too fat to fly chapter was very memorable because i never knew the entire story, untill now.


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Smith – was your favorite?

    Hmmm when he does his "Jen" voice cracks me up!


    What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

    Be yourself and follow your dreams!


    Any additional comments?

    Buy this audio book!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Andy 01-24-13
    Andy 01-24-13
    HELPFUL VOTES
    1
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    3
    3
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Nice Autobigraphical Overview of KS Life Thus Far"
    If you could sum up Tough Sh-t in three words, what would they be?

    You will laugh.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Kevin Smith? Why or why not?

    Ummm. Probably not. Not sure I need more detail about his life. This was a nice review and whats happened to him thus far.


    What does Kevin Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He is the perfect person to read his own writing. His self deprecation and tone just adds to the humor.


    What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

    That any loser can be successful. If you work hard you might get lucky and all your dreams can come true. It might not happen but at least you will be in a position to take advantage if it does.

    Always be yourself.


    Any additional comments?

    Good easy read. Nothing earth shattering. Just a nice normal dude relating the peaks and valleys of his interesting life. He is a weird mix of self deprecating and cocky at the same time. His parents taught him to be humble and he employs it well. I do think its funny that his admission of regular pot smoking roughly coincides with his decision to take the easier road of just talking for a living as opposed to continuing on the harder path of writing and creating stories. I hope it works for him. I for one will never listen to one of his podcasts but would gladly see one of his movies. But I am not his core customer. And by god does he know them well.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Dan 04-18-12
    Dan 04-18-12 Member Since 2010
    HELPFUL VOTES
    17
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    193
    3
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    1
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "I was appreciative of Smith before, now I'm a Fan"
    Where does Tough Sh-t rank among all the audiobooks you???ve listened to so far?

    I was impressed/shocked at how brutally honest and open Kevin Smith is. Yeah, I've seen most of his movies, but that writing was always telling a story about other people. When writing about himself he is, if anything, even less reserved.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Kevin Smith is a passionate man, and if you've ever seen a single film of his you know he can write a jaw dropping monologue. It is in the final chapter of 'Tough Sh-t' when Smith's writing becomes the most impassioned, and it is all about his wife and family. He tells you in gory detail that he is the luckiest fat guy on earth when he writes about his wife Jen. It was inspirational to know that love like that can exist.

    Also, he is completely unreserved in making clear the people in his life who have helped, and those who have been complete d-bags, dedicating two chapters to Bruce Willis and how incredibly difficult and damaging it was to work with the star of Die Hard.


    Have you listened to any of Kevin Smith???s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Not other than his movies


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  •  
    S new york, NY, United States 08-17-12
    S new york, NY, United States 08-17-12
    HELPFUL VOTES
    463
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    200
    89
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    103
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Nothing new, but still entertaining"
    Any additional comments?

    Kevin Smith is a funny guy and a great story teller, but if you've seen any of his "An Evening with Kevin Smith" videos then, you've pretty much heard it all. There's a lot of repeat stories here, but I still laughed and and enjoyed the listen. The end was very sweet and I always like when he talks about his family and how much he adores them. The behind the scenes insights are always juicy and fun to listen to--especially the Bruce Willis parts!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Andy 09-22-16
    Andy 09-22-16 Member Since 2016
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    1
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Great"

    I enjoy listening to kevin speak and to hear his story is great, just great

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Chris Laubert 09-17-16 Member Since 2016
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    3
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Kevin Smith is an intellectual comedian."

    Replayed 3 times and only had it for 5 weeks. Kevin Smith is very interesting and great to listen to.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Dave 09-05-16
    Dave 09-05-16
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    6
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Kevin Smith sounds like a whiny child"

    The title says it all. Poor rich boy. How life was SO hard on him. And how people are/were mean to him. GROW A PAIR

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

Report Inappropriate Content

If you find this review inappropriate and think it should be removed from our site, let us know. This report will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.

Cancel

Thank you.

Your report has been received. It will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.