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The Splendid Things We Planned Audiobook

The Splendid Things We Planned: A Family Portrait

Meet the Baileys: Burck, a prosperous lawyer once voted the American Legion's "Citizen of the Year" in his tiny hometown of Vinita, Oklahoma; his wife Marlies, who longs to recapture her festive life in Greenwich Village as a pretty young German immigrant, fresh off the boat; their addled son Scott, who repeatedly crashes the family Porsche; and Blake, the younger son, trying to find a way through the storm. "You're gonna be just like me," a drunken Scott taunts him. "You're gonna be worse."
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The renowned biographer's unforgettable portrait of a family in ruins - his own.

Meet the Baileys: Burck, a prosperous lawyer once voted the American Legion's "Citizen of the Year" in his tiny hometown of Vinita, Oklahoma; his wife Marlies, who longs to recapture her festive life in Greenwich Village as a pretty young German immigrant, fresh off the boat; their addled son Scott, who repeatedly crashes the family Porsche; and Blake, the younger son, trying to find a way through the storm. "You're gonna be just like me," a drunken Scott taunts him. "You're gonna be worse."

Winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award and finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, Blake Bailey has been hailed as "addictively readable" (New York Times) and praised for his ability to capture lives "compellingly and in harrowing detail" (Time). The Splendid Things We Planned is his darkly funny account of growing up in the shadow of an erratic and increasingly dangerous brother, an exhilarating and sometimes harrowing story that culminates in one unforgettable Christmas.

©2014 Blake Bailey (P)2014 Blackstone

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    This is a difficult book to rate - it is written extremely well, but does not provide the same satisfaction of most masterfully-written memoirs, which shed light on the author's development as a result of what they experience in the memoir. This book is just a very honest, well-written portrayal of Bailey's brother's 30+ year descent into mental illness, and the daily assault on the family as a result. Nobody gets better, and we don't see any development of any of the family members as a result of the unrolling of the brother's life. In the end, I was just depressed and numb - I suppose reflecting how the family felt - but it is not why we read books, and if I were someone experiencing similar circumstances, there would be no help here for me.

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    What did you like best about this story?

    love dysfunctional families in my books.


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    thumbs up! I was def invested in these characters.

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    This is a must read for anyone who's ever had a loved one struggling with addiction.

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    This painful story could be told by tens of thousands of American's of that era. It was the unremarkable, yet intensely painful, tail of addiction and narcissism told in an unflinching and emotionless tone.

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    I enjoyed the telling of this story. It is a stark account of life with an alcoholic sibling and the ensuing erosion of a family. Made my dysfunctional life seem downright cheerful. I would recommend the book as it is captivating, well-written and memorable.

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    If you could sum up The Splendid Things We Planned in three words, what would they be?

    Family is painful


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Splendid Things We Planned?

    When Blake tells Scott he has had a picture of the two of them made into a poster and hung it over his bed.


    What does Jim Meskimen bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    A sense of empathy.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me deeply sad.


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