
The Doper Next Door
My Strange and Scandalous Year on Performance-Enhancing Drugs
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Eric Michael Summerer
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Andrew Tilin
About this listen
What happens to a regular guy who dopes? Surprised to learn that pro athletes aren’t the only ones taking performance-enhancing substances, journalist Andrew Tilin goes in search of the average juicing Joe, hoping to find a few things out: Why would normal people take these substances? Where do folks get them? Does the stuff really work?
But these controversial drugs often silence their users, and so his queries might have gone unanswered had Tilin not looked in the mirror and succumbed to curiosity. Soon wielding syringes, this fortysomething husband and father of two children becomes the doper next door.
During his yearlong odyssey, Tilin is transformed. He becomes stronger, hornier, and aggressive. He wades into a subculture of doping physicians, real-estate agents, and aging women who believe that Tilin’s type of legal hormone-replacement therapy is the key to staying young, and he often agrees.
He also lives with the price paid for renewed vitality, worrying about his health, marriage, and cheating ways as an amateur bike racer. And all along the way, he tells us what doping is really like: empowering and scary.
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- Dan
- 05-05-16
interesting
I think the author is pursicuting himself way to much. It was a bicycle race.
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- P
- 04-19-17
Must Read
As an amateur cyclist and competitor I wish his tail were just that, it isn't. Three of the five positive tests on USA Cycling 2016 doping wrap up were 45+ year old cyclist, to include one woman. I believe it is only a drop in the bucket generally. There are folks doping to ride not race. Interesting stuff.
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- James
- 09-19-13
Interesting Experiment
What did you like best about The Doper Next Door? What did you like least?
A frank and personal look at what it's like to go on performance enhancing drugs from a middle-aged, amateur cyclist, who's a husband and father. He starts taking high dosages of exogenous testosterone and DHEA and talks about all the pro-'s and con's of this decision.
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
I thought it was fine as is.
What about Eric Michael Summerer’s performance did you like?
Eric did a very good job narrating - smooth reader.
Was The Doper Next Door worth the listening time?
Yes - what I found fascinating was the 'hidden' side effects of the drugs that the author experienced. He was always worried that he might get caught, he felt like a fraud to his cycling coach, there were the mood swings, and also risking his family with secondary contamination. The author did a very good job about taking the reader through his decisions, even going back to key events from his childhood, and recent adulthood, which seemed to have shaped his decision to 'juice' and take the risks.
Any additional comments?
This book probes at the heart of the anti-aging industry. Supplemental hormones are the new panacea for men and women, it seems. This book should shed some good light on the overall effect of these drugs - moth physically, emotionally and psychologically.
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- Love to Read
- 09-06-15
Fun, interesting
Would you listen to The Doper Next Door again? Why?
Not sure it is a read twice type of book for me. Interesting info delivered in an entertaining way.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
not really
Any additional comments?
If you are into biking it is a added bonus.
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- lonny
- 10-23-15
For a cyclist this is a great story
As a cyclist myself I've often wondered if these drugs would help me and what the risks would be, I now feel as though I have a good idea. It's an honest look into the mind of a middle aged competitive cyclist looking to get back to that glory of youth.
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- Derrick Perrin
- 12-09-15
What a wimp. He needs a hug or more testosterone.
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
No, If you are in to cycling go read another book. If you expect this book to get juicy and really dive into doping then you will disappointed. Mr Tilin doesn't dope, he just takes normal prescriptions for his low testosterone levels. With the way this guy explains his life it seems like he has always been low on T. He behavior while on T just seem to be normal male behavior and don't really warrant a book with a great tittle.
What could Andrew Tilin have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
Go beyond bringing his testosterone to normal numbers. I expected him to cross the line and live it up for the sake of a book.
What do you think the narrator could have done better?
Been a better cheater and told a story of what it was like for all the real cyclist get themselves into.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
A man without a pair lives a year of his life like the average man.
Any additional comments?
Derrick Perrin of Corpus Christi is the writer our of this review.
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- Ricardo
- 10-24-15
Needs more focus on before/after results
The novel part was interesting but distracting from the core message: What was the impact of doping beyond a boner and feeling stronger. He cites one race and a handful of training runs but not before / after metrics. Was the impact marginal? Significant? Neither? He does delve into this details
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- BurbankKimStudios
- 04-14-18
I Really Wanted to Like This Book But.....
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
No. The story could have been interesting but there was more time spent talking about the author's life than the experience of being the "Doper Next Door". The writing was not very good and I felt my eyes rolling more than it should have.
What aspect of Eric Michael Summerer’s performance would you have changed?
The performance of the reading was fine.
Did The Doper Next Door inspire you to do anything?
There were some interesting information about the anti aging industry.
Any additional comments?
I felt a little misled by the title and summary of the book. This book should have been titled "To T or not to T".
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- Joel Valera
- 04-09-25
Over written
Made this book way too long, took forever to get to the Testosterone. Should write love novels instead. Lots of wasted reading
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- Big B
- 09-17-16
Don't waste a credit or money.
Painful to listen and rather pointless. Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn.
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