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The Andy Cohen Diaries

A Deep Look at a Shallow Year

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The Andy Cohen Diaries

By: Andy Cohen
Narrated by: Andy Cohen
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A year in the whirlwind life of the beloved pop icon Andy Cohen, in his own cheeky, candid, and irreverent words.

As a TV Producer and host of the smash late night show Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen has a front row seat to an exciting world not many get to see. In this dishy, detailed diary of one year in his life, Andy goes out on the town, drops names, hosts a ton of shows, becomes codependent with Real Housewives, makes trouble, calls his mom, drops some more names, and, while searching for love, finds it with a dog.

We learn everything from which celebrity peed in her WWHL dressing room to which Housewives are causing trouble and how. Nothing is off limits – including dating. We see Andy at home and with close friends and family (including his beloved and unforgettable mom). Throughout, Andy tells us not only what goes down, but exactly what he thinks about it.

Inspired by the diaries of another celebrity-obsessed Andy (Warhol), this honest, irreverent, and laugh-out-loud funny audiobook is a one-of-a-kind account of the whos and whats of pop culture in the 21st century.

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<p>“A remarkable book . . . It's an important text when it comes to understanding what it is to be a gay man today.” —<i>Time</i><br><br>“Cable TV's dishiest guy at his dishy best. . . a glamorous, goofy look at 365 days of a charmed showbiz life.” —<i>Kirkus</i><br><br>“[Cohen's] writing style is conversational and tight, infused with snarky and self-deprecating humor . . . He owns the name-dropping and navel-gazing, but has the honesty, wit and confidence to pull it off, striking a balance between being self-involved and self-aware.” —<i>The Associated Press</i><br><br>“A wild, starry ride.” —<i>Us Weekly</i><br><br>“After reading this funny, intimate, candid, honest diary of a year in Andy's life, I couldn't help but wonder, "Is Andy Cohen...Carrie Bradshaw?” —Sarah Jessica Parker<br><br>“The funniest thing I've done all year is read Andy Cohen's Diaries. He has more genuinely funny and surprising encounters with celebrities and sublebrities in a day than I do all year. Then my name popped up. Now I just want to sue him.” —Anderson Cooper<br><br>“I am not, nor have I ever been, engaged to Andy Cohen. But his book is really funny.” —Sean Avery<br><br>“Andy Cohen keeps the oddest hours of anyone in the building. he comes, he goes, he comes back (in the middle of the night.) Now, I finally found out where he's going. If you ask me, nobody should be allowed to have this much fun.” —Surfin Percy, Andy's Doorman<br><br>“Andy Cohen's diaries are the literary equivalent of a Fresca and tequila.” —Jimmy Fallon</p>
Celebrity Insights • Entertaining Anecdotes • Engaging Narration • Dog Stories • Humorous Content • Personal Reflections

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But wanted more drama & housewives secrets! Excellent narration, felt like Andy & I were friends. Left with wanting more!! Awesome book!!

Really good!! :) ...

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Andy did a great job writing and narrating this book. He kept it very interesting and upbeat!

What did you like best about this story?

Andy kept it real. The good, the bad and the ugly!

Which character – as performed by Andy Cohen – was your favorite?

Mama Evelyn without a doubt. Hilarious!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Not particularly, It's a daily diary so it was easy to pick up where you left off and not feel lost.

Any additional comments?

I recommend this audio book to whoever wants a good listen. Andy describes his relationships with many favorite celebrities and you leave the listen feeling like you know him. 5 stars

Andy lives like a rock star! I'm so Jealous!!

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Fascinating and interesting and hilarious and funny and enjoyable from beginning to end!!! Happy, sad, contemplating, and anything BUT shallow, I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book!!! Great narration, very sincere. I loved it!!!!

Fascinating, hilarious, and such fun!!

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great! fun, light easy reading and it makes you laugh out loud too! would definitely recommend

great book

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He walks you through his life in a year. His perspective about his life is insightful. He is a great narrator.

A great read especially if you are into everything Bravo.

Andy knows everyone!

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