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The Actual One Audiobook

The Actual One: How I Tried, and Failed, to Remain Twenty-Something for Ever

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Performed by Isy Suttie, and featuring three songs from the book. This audio edition also includes an exclusive extra song and a unique introduction.

Isy woke up one day in her late 20s to discover that the invisible deal she'd done with her best mates - that they'd prolong growing up for as long as possible - had all been in her head. Everyone around her is suddenly into mortgages, farmers' markets and nappies rather than the idea of running naked into the sea or getting hammered in Plymouth with 80-year-old men.

When her dearest friend advises her that the next guy Isy meets will be the actual one, Isy decides to keep delaying the onset of adulthood - until a bet with her mother results in a mad scramble to find a boyfriend within a month.

From papier-mâché penguins to being stranded on a dual carriageway in nothing but a fur coat and trainers, The Actual One is an ode to the confusing wilderness of your late 20s alongside a quest for a genuinely good relationship with a man who doesn't use moisturiser.

©2016 Isy Suttie (P)2016 Orion Publishing Group

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  • Lee
    2/12/16
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    "well worth a listen"

    This was a lovely book about the transition from 20 something to 30 something. Izzy writes some lovely stories that are easy to listen to and often quite amusing. there's lots of mentions of bands and other pop culture that brought back memories.

    I was surprised to find her more philosophical insights were actually quite insightful and thought provoking.

    if you want an easy to listen to book, with some amusing anecdotes and something to make you think a little about how our relationships develop as we get older then read this book.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Mr. M. Hodgkinson
    uk
    4/16/16
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    "It's like sharing the sofa with your prodigal best friend....an absolute treasure and an Audible must."

    If your door went and there, before you was your old mucker and she came in and regaled you with beautiful vignettes of life since your last school day friendship this is the best of these. She 'is' my friend she was beside me . Don't chomp in one hit but enjoy like a wonderful box of Chocolates a real joy.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Tanne
    London, UK
    3/30/16
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    "warm, funny and relatable"

    Charming narration (enjoyed the descriptions of the drawings more than the songs) laughed out loud lots and there were a few touching moments. I was a bit worried during the intro when she apologised in advance for all the sausage mentions that it might be too quirky but it wasn't. isy is a talented performer and writer, honest (probably) and likeable.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Catherine Trotter
    9/12/16
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    "Loved it :)"

    Many laugh out loud moments - and she has a lovely voice! Fab songs too

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Sophie cowley
    8/30/16
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    "Wonderfully funny!"

    It's a honest and funny book about growing up, love and friendship. This book is perfect for nice people who like to smile. Isy is the best friend I've always wanted and reading her book made my lunch break happy all week! Thank you for writing such a relatable and honest book. I recommend it to everyone!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Natalie K.
    7/8/16
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    "A fantastic homage to sausage"

    Absolutely hilarious, and strangely comforting to listen to as a woman in her 20s. Isy does an amazing job of narrating, her Derbyshire accent a welcome sound to a midlander trapped in London. Especially enjoyed the oatcake reference, although Staffordshire oatcakes are definitely better.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Melanie.Board
    Norfolk
    2/1/16
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    "Too much author"

    Enjoyed the story as a little escapism, but the long slightly self deprecating introduction was unnecessary and stopping to describe the sketch of the scene you drew doesn't add more, it breaks the flow and I found it unhelpful.

    3 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Nikki
    2/10/16
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    "didn't finish it."

    I couldn't finish this book. I found the story to be fragmented .... and although the book is all about the author.... you don't get a good sense of character. It feels like you are in a one sided conversation with a narsasist

    0 of 3 people found this review helpful

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