• Still Foolin' 'Em

  • Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys
  • By: Billy Crystal
  • Narrated by: Billy Crystal
  • Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (5,612 ratings)

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Still Foolin' 'Em

By: Billy Crystal
Narrated by: Billy Crystal
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Publisher's summary

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like "Buying the Plot" and "Nodding Off," Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever "test positive for Maalox"), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion ("the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac"); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

Critic reviews

“At 65, Billy Crystal is a master of comic timing, as he demonstrates during his narration of Still Foolin' ‘Em. A fine actor and nine-time Oscar host, Crystal knows exactly how to deliver his artful blend of touching memoir and rueful riffs on the indignities of aging. Several chapters were recorded before a live audience, giving him the opportunity to exchange banter and charm a crowd – as he no doubt will many listeners…In both modes, however, he proves himself accomplished, nuanced, and – best of all – very funny.” —AudioFile Magazine

"Filled with hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging, Still Foolin' 'Em, the Grammy-nominated memoir by one of America's favorite comedians, outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing older. This 2014 Audie Audiobook of the Year is read by Billy Crystal himself, with his trademark wit and heart." - PopSugar.com

“Billy Crystal's new memoir is everything you'd expect from this acclaimed actor, writer, producer, film director and world-class comedian. Though the book is a great read, this audio version, performed by Crystal himself, is even better. His timing is perfect, he laughs, ad-libs a little and even chokes up as he talks about how much his wife of 43 years means to him…But be careful! Listening while driving, treading on a treadmill or stirring up a stir-fry could be hazardous to life and limb – this is unredacted, laugh-out-loud humor, Billy Crystal at his bravura best.” —BookPage

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Entertaining!

If you are a Billy Crystal fan, you will absolutely love this book! If you aren't, give it a try and get to know him in this sort of "tell all book". I knew he was a sports fan, but I didn't realize he knew so many athletes. Hilarious quips, jokes, puns and his voice impressions are the best!

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I love his outlook on life.

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Laughing out loud!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

There are too many but generally his relationship with Mohamed Ali.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

You don't know the half of it!

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Top 10 Book of All Time

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Billy Crystal drew me in with his life story which of course is funny. But then he lasso's you in with a tale of wide ranging wisdom about family, children, parents, life long friends - all of which happens as he brushes against famous show business people and places. He was attracted to the life and the people and they were attracted to him and his fundamental solid roots and morals. I have already ordered the written version of the book for family and friends as a gift. They say humor is a manifestation of intelligence. In that case Billy Crystal is a genius.

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Awesome!! What a great listening experience!

Would you consider the audio edition of Still Foolin' 'Em to be better than the print version?

Absolutely a must in Audio vs. print. You lose so much without Billy Crystal's voice leading you through the book.

What about Billy Crystal’s performance did you like?

Classic Billy Crystal comedy - it was awesome.

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Can you dig it? I know that you will!

Would you listen to Still Foolin' 'Em again? Why?

Absolutely! Wonderful story told in a very entertaining way.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Billy! A consumate storyteller, he draws you in and you feel like you are sitting with him and he is personally telling the story. I could see him in my mind while he was talking.

Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I have had the pleasure of seeing him live and own some of his recordings. Just as engrossing as ever!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

His chapter on 9-11 brought me to tears, was so happy that his uncle got out. But his chapter on his daughter's wedding was beautiful and painful, since I have two daughters as well and can relate to his feelings at that time.

Any additional comments?

Some would think a story of a man who had a good childhood, a happy marriage, wonderful kids and a successful career would be boring. Where is the scandal, the addictions, the affairs!? Although his life wasn't perfect, Billy Crystal tells a engrossing, and very funny tale that should be read. Not everyone has to touch bottom before they reach the top and Billy has. Plus, he is still adorable after all these years!

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A must-listen! Billy Crystal is amazing!

If you listen to one book all year, make sure it is this one. the narration by billy crystal is funning, interesting and I was sad when the book ended. It is upbeat, funny, sad all of these things.

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Fantastic!

Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Right at the top. I listen to many different types of books. This one ranks right at the top.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Billy....

Which character – as performed by Billy Crystal – was your favorite?

Mickey Mantel

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

There were definitely some sad moments. I think Billy was looking for the ....I laughed, I cried book. I am not easily moved to tears and I was not here however I could see where some might be.

Any additional comments?

When I finish a good book a part of me gets sad its over, wishing for maybe one more chapter! This book was no different.
Thanks for sharing your life Billy!

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Loved it!

He is one of the funniest people on the earth today. I was completely charmed by how he is
still so impressed by other greats in his field and others. He tells one great story after another, chronicling his life. Highly recommend.

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I love surprises!

Don't get me wrong...Billy Crystal's standup is great, but when the first chapter (very funny) was done with an audience and more as a standup routine, I almost didn't go on. I was so disappointed. I wanted a story, not a routine.

And then it happened. I went on with the book to find myself interested, entertained, and surprised by Billy's life, ethics, and personal insights. I couldn't wait to listen to more.

The problem with Billy is he makes everything look so easy. That's what incredibly talented people do. And therefore you take him for granted. I was reminded of his amazing body of work and have a whole new respect for a man who is about giving and loving and entertaining.

Thank you Billy, for many wonderful hours with you.

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just perfect!! that is all

Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

top 3 atleast

What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

seems way too many to list just one, I guess I will say his recollection of raising his children.

What does Billy Crystal bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

the personal touch, I really think one would seriously miss out if they simply read this book, just incredible

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

yes and yes! and laughed again and cried again, and laughed again, and cried again, just THE BEST!!

Any additional comments?

I just can't say enough about this book, my only regret is that its finished, I just wish he had vol.2.

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