Still Foolin' 'Em

Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

By: Billy Crystal

Narrated by: Billy Crystal

Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins

Publisher's summary

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like "Buying the Plot" and "Nodding Off," Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever "test positive for Maalox"), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion ("the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac"); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

Critic reviews

“At 65, Billy Crystal is a master of comic timing, as he demonstrates during his narration of Still Foolin' ‘Em. A fine actor and nine-time Oscar host, Crystal knows exactly how to deliver his artful blend of touching memoir and rueful riffs on the indignities of aging. Several chapters were recorded before a live audience, giving him the opportunity to exchange banter and charm a crowd – as he no doubt will many listeners…In both modes, however, he proves himself accomplished, nuanced, and – best of all – very funny.” —AudioFile Magazine

"Filled with hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging, Still Foolin' 'Em, the Grammy-nominated memoir by one of America's favorite comedians, outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing older. This 2014 Audie Audiobook of the Year is read by Billy Crystal himself, with his trademark wit and heart." - PopSugar.com

“Billy Crystal's new memoir is everything you'd expect from this acclaimed actor, writer, producer, film director and world-class comedian. Though the book is a great read, this audio version, performed by Crystal himself, is even better. His timing is perfect, he laughs, ad-libs a little and even chokes up as he talks about how much his wife of 43 years means to him…But be careful! Listening while driving, treading on a treadmill or stirring up a stir-fry could be hazardous to life and limb – this is unredacted, laugh-out-loud humor, Billy Crystal at his bravura best.” —BookPage

wonderful!

Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It's different than a 'story' book - but so very entertaining….my husband and I both enjoyed it on a road trip recently. It's right up there with other favorites.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

Having Billy Crystal's voice made it great - you could just imagine some of his expressions if you are familiar with him. He really is a family man - very sweet stories.

Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, but we will.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Not sure

Any additional comments?

It was a joy to listen to!

In a word - HILARIOUS!

America's best comedian and most beloved household name offers a very interesting glimpse into a very interesting life. At times you are laughing out loud while at others your heart is feeling his pain. In short, Billy reminds the reader that life is amazing, oh and to keep your keys in one place.

A true storyteller with a photographic memory.

Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This book is worth the listen. After listening to some rather heavy stuff, this book is the right mix of wonderful and relaxing. He is truly funny brings his observations to life with his great read.

Who was your favorite character and why?

I loved Billy's uncle.

Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

This book ranks up there with Tina Fey's book. I reality you always kind of overlook Billy Crystal...he hosted the Oscars and was in some funny movies...but this guy is classy and only makes any project he is in a better. He works hard at his craft and is shows.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Are you shitting me?

Any additional comments?

What an enjoyable book. Billy spares no emotion as he steps you thought his fantastic, wonderful, lucky life.

Ohhhh, the memories

A truly wonderful book. It brought back so many memories of growing up in the Bronx (Da Bronx), rooting for the Yankees, and last but not least, also having a love affair with Sophia Loren -LOL!!! Mikey, kiss me twice.

Funny, witty and very well dine except....

this was a fantastic book and it was produced wonderfully. Having Billy narrate was like having him sitting in the passenger seat while I was driving. This man has led a fantastic life and the worldis much better for him. I would give this book an A Plus instead of an A, except I am a Chicago Cubs fan, and Billy cracked a joke on the Cubs! Just kidding Billy! if you read this review, I can guarantee that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year just to make up for that joke! Maybe it will be against the Yankees! Hoy!

Way to go, Billy!

This book is a lot of fun. Billy is sentimental, sweet, loving, at times quite crude, and, of course, very funny. Enjoy!

Best audiobook so far...!

If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

Funny, touching, educative!

What did you like best about this story?

I like Billy's insights on a number of things he experienced and it the whole experience was magnetizing for my wife and myself listening to this audiobook. We laughed and cried with him and it was such a beautiful time listening that I put this book right up to No.1 spot for me.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes. We listen to our books in the car and with this one we found ourselves just listening for some time after we arrived in our destination.

Any additional comments?

Great guy, great life he lived and lives and it is as if we made a new friend through this experience!

Wished it were longer!

Absolutely loved this book. Billy Crystal is charming, funny, and wonderfully personal. I’ve always been a huge fan, but love him more for this book. His love for his family, his craft, and baseball are genuine. His emotional description of losing his beloved uncle took my breath away.

Wow...must listen

I laughed and cried. I’ve always been a fan, but this was much deeper than I thought! There was a lot of good things to think about as I approach my fiftieth year. I’ll probably listen again at some point! Well done, Billy!

The best!!

I laughed and I cried. Each story was relatable. Sorry, no time for further review as I am starting this one all over again!!