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Still Foolin' 'Em Audiobook

Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award - Audiobook of the Year, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Narration by the Author or Authors, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Humor, 2014

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like ""Buying the Plot"" and ""Nodding Off,"" Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever ""test positive for Maalox""), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion (""the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac""); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

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    PJC 06-25-16
    PJC 06-25-16 Member Since 2012

    Yep, it's me!

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    "Funny, witty and very well dine except...."

    this was a fantastic book and it was produced wonderfully. Having Billy narrate was like having him sitting in the passenger seat while I was driving. This man has led a fantastic life and the worldis much better for him. I would give this book an A Plus instead of an A, except I am a Chicago Cubs fan, and Billy cracked a joke on the Cubs! Just kidding Billy! if you read this review, I can guarantee that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year just to make up for that joke! Maybe it will be against the Yankees! Hoy!

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    Jodi Favata Maple Grove, MN United States 06-14-16
    Jodi Favata Maple Grove, MN United States 06-14-16 Member Since 2016
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    "The Best!"
    Where does Still Foolin' 'Em rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I have always been a big fan of Billy Crystal, but after listening to this book- I'm in love! It's funny, poignant and reflective. He chronicles his life and career and allows the reader an inside look into his family, behind the scenes of his movies/award presentations and his touching views on life and death. I will listen to this one again!


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    Amazon Customer 05-29-16 Member Since 2017
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    "Way to go, Billy!"

    This book is a lot of fun. Billy is sentimental, sweet, loving, at times quite crude, and, of course, very funny. Enjoy!

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    Maria 05-22-16
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    Great, funny & deep reflections. Excellent for any age! Everyone will learn something no matter what you're going through. Totally recommended.

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    G. Karparis U.S. 05-20-16
    G. Karparis U.S. 05-20-16

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    "who is better than Billy?"

    I'm 32 years old but I feel like I always relate to his humor. A great book. He made me laugh and made me think about life in ways I hadn't in a while. Never disappointing.

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    Roberta Brooks 05-11-16

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    "wonderful, I laughed, I cried, loved it."

    Billy Crystal from the heart. No one else could have done the narration, you sitting me?

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    Cynthia Fancy Farm, KY, USA 05-04-16
    Cynthia Fancy Farm, KY, USA 05-04-16
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    "I just laughed and laughed"

    I love biographies but this one is hours of Billy Crystal telling stories of his life, so it's just like his stand up. I'm going to have to listen again and again.

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    Emilio Sandoz 05-02-16
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    "If you love Billy Crystal, you'll love this book"

    I grew up listening to Billy Crystal. He has long been one of my favorite comedians, and to this day, I can still recite almost his entire Mahvelous album by heart. His sentimental streak is a favorite of mine, because I absolutely share it. If you have always been a fan of his, you will really love this. He comes across exactly as you would expect – funny, decent, and just plain nice. I think there may be no famous person I'd rather meet.

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    John-Michael Zimmerle 04-26-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Didn't fool me!"

    Outstanding book and performance. A must read/listen for any parent or grandparent looking for validation - and who better to tell us but one of America's greatest comedians.

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    Richard Dallas, TX, USA 04-22-16
    Richard Dallas, TX, USA 04-22-16 Member Since 2017
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    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    I HATE FOUL language IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES. It makes the book very unpleasant to listen.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Billy Crystal again?

    Not now.


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