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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Audiobook

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

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Publisher's Summary

Jen Mann doesn't have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers' night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker's swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her audiobook.

©2014 Jen Mann (P)2014 Tantor

What the Critics Say

"Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time." (Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes)

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    Mars 08-13-15
    Mars 08-13-15
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    "Should have read it on 'paper'..."
    Would you try another book from Jen Mann and/or Renée Chambliss?

    This narrator did not match the tone of the book whatsoever, her vocal talents should be limited to children's books. It was very over the top 'girly'...destroyed the book IMO.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Jen Mann? Why or why not?

    No. I thought overall the storyline was somewhat relatable, however the author appeared to be outright lazy. This was definitely a 'first world problems' type of book.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    Her voice was not right for this book.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from People I Want to Punch in the Throat?

    That seen with the 'Agnes' girl who apparently has a history of violence and the school lets her get away with it.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Jen F 12-19-14
    Jen F 12-19-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Love the writing - HATE the narrator!"
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    I'm a big fan of Jen Mann's blog. She's hysterical, and I was really excited to read this book. Unfortunately, the narration was horrible! I was really surprised to find out the author didn't do the narration herself, -a la Rachel Dratch or Amy Poehler - since it's autobiographical. When I first started listening, I was really disappointed and surprised to find that I didn't like the book. However, when I read a passage the old fashioned way, I loved it. This is one I'd skip on audio and buy in paper or Kindle.

    9 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    amazonwoman 11-30-15
    amazonwoman 11-30-15
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    "Could not finish..."

    This has to be one of the worst books I've ever stumbled upon. With only a few chapters left, I had to end this painful journey. I thought, at the very least, that if I was going to be subjected to the intricate and boring details of the day-to-day life of an upper-middle class mother (struggling to fit in with upper-class Stepford wives - oh, the horror!), it would at least be written in a humorous manner. No such luck. It was like being in a PTA meeting for 5 hours. There are people out there who enjoy this book? Reading this book is like momentarily living the nightmare I've always run from. Maybe my mistake was reading "Year of Yes" by Shonda Rhimes immediately before subjecting myself to this book, which could easily be titled "Years of No"....I'm a white, middle-class lady, & this book embarrassed me. Such an excellent reminder of the need to expose myself and any future children (if I still want to have them after reading this book) to diversity and the real world.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Loreen 12-17-14
    Loreen 12-17-14
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    "Find something else...."
    What disappointed you about People I Want to Punch in the Throat?

    Very disappointed... I've listened to many "guilty pleasure" memoirs, and this is a toss up for worst memoir ever (tied with First Comes Love, then Comes Malaria: How a Peace Corps Poster Boy Won My Heart and a Third World Adventure Changed My Life byEve Brown-Waite).

    The chapters didn't really blend together and in one case - she's talking about hating pill-popping mommies in one chapter but the very next she's trying to become one.

    The stories were somewhat cute - but the random way they were thrown together and the way they were laid out didn't make for a great read. Maybe this was a book better suited to actual reading instead of listening.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Jen Mann again?

    Maybe. I was not happy with the narrator. I'm not sure if it was an accent or just her was of speaking - but there were certain words she would say (almost always at the end of sentence) which made me cringe. Of course - it could have been the material. There were several parts written playwrite style which must have been difficult... but - her voice wasn't snarky enough to carry the zinger lines or to swear.


    Any additional comments?

    Glad Audible offers refunds.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Abby Morton Lowell, MA United States 08-05-16
    Abby Morton Lowell, MA United States 08-05-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Who are these awful women?"
    What did you love best about People I Want to Punch in the Throat?

    It was funny. The author is the only normal one out of these psychotic women she is surrounded by.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Renée Chambliss’s performances?

    NO, I will actively avoid them. She has thaaat aaacc-aaant. "Bed" becomes "baaad," "friends" are "fraahnds" and so on. It makes my skin crawl. I put the kids to baaaad, UGGH.


    Any additional comments?

    This book actually started to depress me listening to story after story of women being awful to each other. I don't live in that world (they're above my tax bracket), so it was eye-opening.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Shawna 08-14-15
    Shawna 08-14-15
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    "Narrator's Nasal Voice"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes and no. I enjoyed the content. But the nasal voice of the narrator grated on my nerves.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Renée Chambliss?

    Anyone without a nasal voice


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed a lot, but got annoyed at the voice a lot too.


    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Zabree 03-05-15
    Zabree 03-05-15 Member Since 2014
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    ""Wtf !! $50 hagglers""

    So entertaining. I really love Renee Chambliss narration feel like I was sitting with her as she told me the story , like a friend .. Loved it

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    Amazon Customer 09-16-16 Member Since 2016
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    "She should do stand up.... not literature."

    Would have been a great 30 minute comedy sketch, but 24 chapters was way too many. It was tired and overdone. 5 or 6 laugh out loud moments mixed into 5 and a half hours of suburban housewife cliché.

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    henry gonzales 05-17-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Had me laughing out loud."

    This was a fun listen. It's not my usual subject but I just couldn't resist the title. I almost want to attend a soccer game or a back to school sale just to see if I can spot some of the crazy characters in the story. Very funny stuff, check it out you will be laughing before long I promise.

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    Jerardo el paso, TX, United States 04-05-16
    Jerardo el paso, TX, United States 04-05-16 Member Since 2012
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    "I am sure some of these stories are fake..."
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    All the stories were great. I saw a few people complain about the narrator but I thought she did a fantastic job creating the characters. The nasal sound people have mentioned is only for one character. A few mentions regarding the timeline since it is a bit off and I think the author was not concerned if the timelines added up. The disclaimer in the beginning stating these are stories how I remember is a red flag that this is probably the work of fiction that non fiction.

    Still enjoyable.

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