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My Life in Pieces: An Alternative Autobiography | [Simon Callow]

My Life in Pieces: An Alternative Autobiography

Drawing on a lifetime of writing about theatre and film, Callow takes us behind the curtain and behind the camera to introduce us to the performers and performances that have shaped him as an actor and as a public persona. They include giants like Orson Welles, Charles Dickens, Tommy Cooper, Charles Laughton and Laurence Olivier.
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Publisher's Summary

Winner of the Sheridan Morley Prize for Theatre Biography 2011

Drawing on a lifetime of writing about theatre and film, Callow takes us behind the curtain and behind the camera to introduce us to the performers and performances that have shaped him as an actor and as a public persona. They include giants like Orson Welles, Charles Dickens, Tommy Cooper, Charles Laughton and Laurence Olivier.

The book reconstructs the highlights of his career, including his breakthrough roles as the foul-mouthed Mozart in Amadeus, and as Reverend Beebe in the film of A Room With a View, at the personal insistence of producer Ismail Merchant. The pieces are interspersed with commentaries on pantomime, nudity, homosexuality, and the many other aspects of a rich and varied life, both on and off the stage.

Read by Simon Callow

©2010 Simon Callow (P)2011 Audible Ltd

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    Spencer 02-08-12
    Spencer 02-08-12
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    "great narration, disappointing & irritating story"

    How I wanted so badly, being a fan of Simon Callow's acting, for this to be a real memoir, a tale of his life. Which it is, to an extent... interspersed every few minutes by reviews and articles he has written for various publications over the last couple of decades. This made me feel a little cheated. Even his grand style, good writing and lovely accent can't make it better.

    The articles completely take away from the story, adding far too many superficial references to various (sometimes obscure) people and plays of whom Callow reviews... and tends to hack the story to "pieces," instead of contributing any real value.

    This book would have been so much better and worth reading without these added articles, which made the story feel cheapened, having relied on already-written content, often well over 10 or 15 years old, to lengthen the book. I found myself skipping most of them, desperate to hear the short snippets of actual story between them.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Mim HUGHENDEN, Australia 08-10-11
    Mim HUGHENDEN, Australia 08-10-11 Member Since 2009
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    "A master of his instrument"

    This is a glorious work. I can't even begin to emulate his grasp of the english language or am I able to wax lyrical enough at the pleasure of listening to his voice, the instrument mentioned in the title. So many actors that I have heard about brought into focus with his many pieces of writing. I was a little hesitant to start listening to begin with as I was drawn to it because of a fondness for his'"Chance'' character, and this work has such depth I now find it hard to stop.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    susan Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada 09-03-12
    susan Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada 09-03-12 Member Since 2014

    I like to weed and read at the same time.

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    "Mr. Callow could read the phone book for me"

    Simon Callow gives us a glimpse of his life enriched by readings of previously published erudite,funny,detailed and thoughtful pieces ranging from Newspaper reviews to eulogies for colleagues both living and dead. His voice is quite wonderful, his sense of humor delicious and his compassion endless. He is self deprecating and discrete about his personal life. There are extremely interesting ( to me) essays about acting and directing techniques, Stanislavski, Wells, Hall. Gielguid, Schofield and Richardson to mention just a few. This book has sent me off on a hunt for many of the books he cites and quotes from. To me this is is what a good autobiography should do. I listened to it three times and like all favorite books,can't bear to finish it and so the last half hour remains unheard.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Cariola Chambersburg, PA USA 11-12-14
    Cariola Chambersburg, PA USA 11-12-14 Member Since 2006

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    "Very Entertaining Bio"

    'My Life in Pieces' is not your typical autobiography. It's a compilation of "pieces" written by the actor Simon Callow for various newspapers, books, programs, memorials, etc. Most of them, of course, revolve around Callow's work in the theatre and on film. If his name isn't familiar to you, his face probably will be, from movies if not the stage: he played the Rev. Mr. Beebe in 'A Room with a View,' Schikaneder/Papageno in 'Amadeus,' and Gareth, the gay man who dies of a heart attack at one of the receptions in 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.' He's also well-known for his one-man show on Charles Dickens, which was televised in the UK and is available on DVD here in the US. Callow presents insightful essays on many of the great actors of the twentieth century, most of whom he has acted with, including Laurence Olivier, Ralph Richardson, Alec Guinness, Paul Scofield, Orson Welles, Vanessa Redgrave, Michael Redgrave, Ian McKellan, and more. In addition, he writes about several directors and playwrights, classic 'schools' and 'methods' of acting, and his own views on the status of acting on today's stage.

    Callow is a wonderful writer and a great storyteller. He can be funny, charming, reverent, and insightful--sometimes in the same piece. The stories he tells of working in the theatre are delightful, but they also give one an appreciation for the true art of acting. I listened to this book on audio, and with Callow himself as reader, it was a wonderful experience. I've always thought he was a fine, underrated character actor, and my admiration of his work has grown after reading/listening to these 'pieces.'

    Recommended for anyone interested theatre arts.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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  • Kirstine
    Bonnyrigg, United Kingdom
    4/12/14
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    "An ideal book to be heard"

    This is one of the best audio books I've listened to. I know that Simon Callow is a fine actor but didn’t realize he is also an accomplished writer and scholar of theatre and film. This book is based on the huge number of articles and reviews that he has written over the past 30 or so years. It's an entertaining and informative potpourri of autobiography, biography of actors past and present, mixed with reviews of plays and films and how they are made. The ups and downs of his life as an actor, director and writer are presented with endearing frankness and lack of self-importance despite his evident achievements.

    This is one of those books that is enhanced by being read by someone as versatile as the author. He is a wonderful mimic and brings the voices of people as diverse as Frankie Howerd and Lawrence Olivier alive. The writing style is fluid and suits being heard. It’s a perfect blend of information about what it is like to be an actor, plenty about plays and films and how they are created plus backstage gossip, some of it wonderfully scurrilous. I’ve suspected that if there’s a gay gene it’s strongly linked to exceptional artistic talent and after hearing this book I’m even more convinced!

    If you’ve any interest in theatre, film and what it’s like to be an actor I’m sure you’ll enjoy this book. I’m left feeling grateful that actors are willing to put up with an uncertain and rootless life that is often badly paid and where they are exposed to public criticism.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Diana
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    5/17/11
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    "Memorable and compelling."

    I have always admired Simon Callow as an actor but had no idea, until I read this book, of the sheer power of his erudition. It would be hard to say whether he excels more as a writer or an actor. The marvellous thing about this particular autobiography is how, through using his own previous articles in newspapers, he is able to add layer upon layer to other actors who have been much revered over the years. It doesn't hurt either that he is a first class mimic and brings so many of the characters under discussion to life. The book is very long and impossible to listen to in one hit, as it were. However, I found as I finished it, that I was turning to part 1 and starting again!. To anyone interested in theatre and the art of acting, this biography is a complete joy.



    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Colin
    WATFORD, United Kingdom
    7/6/13
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    "A wonderful read"

    Having been a fan and avid attendee of theatre for many years I bought this title on impulse, purely because it promised to be a very different take on the world of the actor and, somewhat selfishly, I thought it would help while away my current daily commute into The City. I was not disappointed; this book is an amazing find, grabbing the listener from the off and introducing them to an array of famous lives such as Olivier, Geilgud, Richardson, Edith Evans, Nigel Hawthorn, John Schofield, and looks at the effect they had on the world of theatre and how it impacted them.

    The success of this title is in no small way down to Simon Callow whose infectious love of the theatre and the people in it is clear from the very start. Weaving his story broadly around his own life and career as an actor, Callow touches on aspects of the world of theatre that few audience-goers consider, and he gives a fascinating insight into the intrigues and alliances that are formed during a production. And yet he manages to maintain direct contact with you, the listener, talking as if you're sitting at a bar, passing the day.

    My morning commute just isn't the same without Mr Callow and his tales, this is a must-have title.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Roderic
    Victoria Park, Australia
    1/20/14
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    "Loved every minute"
    What made the experience of listening to My Life in Pieces the most enjoyable?

    Callow's narration was brilliant. The insights into theatre and the personalities he connected with was most entertaining.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • TheFribbler
    UK
    9/22/11
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    "Difficult"

    I thought I liked Simon Callow and that it would be interesting to read. I could not get into this though. I found him to be irritating and dry.
    I will give it another try as I am sure the content my be good if I can get over Mr Callow.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Prudence
    Russell Lea, Australia
    6/5/11
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    "All about men"

    I do love Simon Callow's work and intelligence but this book is not a great one to listen to. He reads his published articles which are strung along the string of his life story but reveal far too little about himself as a person. Rather, the book is essentially about other people or their books or plays. And the people, books and plays he writes about are all men. In this book Simon rarely writes about women and those he does in passing mention are skimmed over or simply just nodded to. They are not certainly considered among all the great people of the stage and screen in this book, at least, and frankly, after a while, I couldn't have cared less...

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • GB Jordan
    London
    8/4/15
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    "Enjoyed pieces"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Yes, I would make it less academic, and more personal. I understand that the author has written a lot of the personal stuff elsewhere, so I guess this partly explains why this book is so much more academic. I would also have loved to have heard a little more balance between the sexes. Listening to this you'd think that there were no great female actors who'd tread the boards. It's very male centric. This pattern continues when he occasionally talks about LGBT issues; women do not figure much,


    Would you recommend My Life in Pieces to your friends? Why or why not?

    Not unless they were a student of acting, and male.


    Which character – as performed by Simon Callow – was your favourite?

    Callow's performance was great. His Frankie Howerd was my favourite, but many were funny.


    Do you think My Life in Pieces needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    No.


    Any additional comments?

    I very much enjoyed Callow's book on Peggy Ramseyand that's why I choose to listen to this book. But 'My life in Pieces' is a very different beast, more like an encyclopaedia of actors.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • David Temple
    Hertforshire
    4/6/15
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    "Passion,wisdom,ebullience and a genius storyteller"
    Would you listen to My Life in Pieces again? Why?

    Simon Callow has compiled a work that demonstrates perfectly the essential role that art plays in our lives. It shows how art and the creative experience, (a book, a piece of music, a poem, a painting, a play), brings happiness, love, acceptance and a closer understanding of how we all fit together, how we can accept each other, I suppose in other words - how we all tick.He reads his remarkable, hilarious and poignant book, with the knowledge and understanding of what it takes to stand up in front of an audience that will one day adore you and the next tear you down. He has borne the venom, slings and arrows of malicious theatre critics, and still wants to stand on stage and say here I am, this is what I have to say.This is essential listening for anyone who loves the theatre, the arts, or who wants to know about the theatre and the arts. His recollections of pantomime, comedians, especially Mrs. Shufflewick and the director Milos foreman had me in tears of laughter.His portraits of Gielgud, Olivier, Richardson,Bennett, Eyre, Guinness,Ismail Merchant and Denholm Elliot are insightful, sensitive, moving and very funny.Finally this book is the reason audio books are vital. If you read this book, you could not feel the passion, love and wit that Mr. Callow expresses by reading his own words.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Cat
    2/18/15
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    "Wonderful"

    The most relaxing, interesting and calming audiobook I have - I listen to it every night when going to sleep as a way to unwind. I love Simon Callow's voice and intellectual observations. Brilliant.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • susan
    wolverhampton, United Kingdom
    7/15/14
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    "Engaging gems from a master of his subject."
    Would you listen to My Life in Pieces again? Why?

    Yes, but it has inspired me to obtain the printed copy for browsing.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Callow is a fluent enthusiast of his subject, and his 'pieces' range from the amusing anecdote to the seriously intellectual review.


    Have you listened to any of Simon Callow’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    Callow is Callow is Callow, long may he be so.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Some of the pieces are naughtily funny but mercifully stop short of the over-prurient.


    Any additional comments?

    One would love to have friends like Callow ...if only one could keep up!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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