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MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors | [Richard Hooker]

MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors

Before the movie, this is the novel that gave life to Hawkeye Pierce, Trapper John, Hot Lips Houlihan, Frank Burns, Radar O'Reilly, and the rest of the gang that made the 4077th MASH like no other place in Korea or on earth. The doctors who worked in the Mobile Army Surgical Hospitals (MASH) during the Korean War were well trained but, like most soldiers sent to fight a war, too young for the job. In the words of the author, "a few flipped their lids, but most of them just raised hell, in a variety of ways and degrees."
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Before the movie, this is the novel that gave life to Hawkeye Pierce, Trapper John, Hot Lips Houlihan, Frank Burns, Radar O'Reilly, and the rest of the gang that made the 4077th MASH like no other place in Korea or on earth.

The doctors who worked in the Mobile Army Surgical Hospitals (MASH) during the Korean War were well trained but, like most soldiers sent to fight a war, too young for the job. In the words of the author, "a few flipped their lids, but most of them just raised hell, in a variety of ways and degrees."

For fans of the movie and the series alike, here is the original version of that perfectly corrupt football game, those martini-laced mornings and sexual escapades, and that unforgettable foray into assisted if uncompleted suicide - all as funny and poignant now as they were before they became a part of America's culture and heart.

©1996 Richard Hornberger and W. C. Heinz (P)2013 Tantor

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    Trish Virginia 02-28-14
    Trish Virginia 02-28-14 Member Since 2005

    I have always loved to read, and now I really enjoy listening to my books as well!!

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    "I Wanted to Love it--and I DID!!"

    I was a huge fan of the M*A*S*H TV show--it still ranks as probably one of my top three favorite shows of all time. The book that started it all was as good as I hoped it would be!

    I tried very hard not to expect the TV show, because I knew I would be disappointed. But this book did not disappoint--it was very entertaining. It had the kooky and quirky characters, doing whatever it took to stay sane, and alive, in the middle of a war. The sense of humor was dry and sharp. It did seem to be a series of vignettes instead of a complete novel, but that did not keep me from enjoying the book overall.

    The narrator of the audiobook was wonderful--his voice and style of narration was perfect for this book. I have no complaints--loved it and highly recommend to others--

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    Donna United States 02-18-14
    Donna United States 02-18-14 Member Since 2008
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    "Narrator ruined the book"

    I was so looking forward to this book. Of course I watched MASH for many years and loved all the characters. As hoped the storyline was right in line with what I'd expect from MASH, struggles with keeping it together during dealing daily with life and death situations, humor, sarcasm, teasing, etc. It was all there.

    However, the narration was horrible and ruined the book totally. This too low voice was not in line with the light, easygoing, fun banters the characters should be having. The narrator barely changed speed or inflection in speaking regardless of who was talking, making it very uncomfortable to listen to. All the characters sounded exactly alike, including hot lips (imagine her speaking with a low man's voice). I struggled to keep track of who was talking even with him saying 'he said'. Mr. Heller was clearly reading the book rather than telling a story. Plus, he needs to learn how to pronounce medical terminology if he's going to read a book that is heavy in this area.

    Out of over 1000 books listened to on audible, this is only the second book that the narrator totally ruined the listen for me. (The other was the Stephanie Plum series.)

    Get a new narrator and I'll finish the book.

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    Holly Booms Walsh Madison, WI, United States 07-28-14
    Holly Booms Walsh Madison, WI, United States 07-28-14 Member Since 2011

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    "The TV show improved on the source"

    I got this audiobook at discount from an Audible Daily Deal. I am a fan of both the film and particularly of the television show, so it was interesting to examine the source. Despite being the birth of some really great characters, the book is very rudimentary and awkwardly masculine with its drunken antics and discriminatory view of women (who are all whores or hysterical). The later incarnations of the material really worked to humanize the characters. While I was listening to the book, I kept imagining what a jewel this book would have been were it have been written by more capable hands like those of Vonnegut, Irving (like Garp), or Heller (like Catch-22). Despite the drunken absurdity of most of the book, there are some wonderful moments. I particularly enjoyed the bizarre Trapper John character. The scenes that showed us the surgical reality of the war zone were interesting and informative.

    The narrator read this in a flat, ponderous tone. It lacked the banter and lightness that should have been there between the Swamp Men.

    This book is left to male readers. Better still, re-watch the TV show.

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    Cynthia Monrovia, California, United States 07-03-14
    Cynthia Monrovia, California, United States 07-03-14 Member Since 2012

    Audible listener who's grateful for a long commute!

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    "We're the Pros from Dover"

    M*A*S*H - the television show - was a military brass colored thread that ran through my life from 4th grade to my first year in the Army. By the final show, I'd gone from a pudgy, short 4th grader forced to wear rubber bands on her braces to an E-3/PFC in the Army. I could run faster and do more sit-ups then most men; take apart and reassemble an M16 in less than a minute; and, of course, shoot well enough to win prizes even at rigged carnival galleries.

    On February 28, 1983, the date the final M*A*S*H episode aired, the Presidio I was stationed lost power. Channelling my inner Radar O"Reilly, I scrounged up a 6" black and white TV, collected money for a couple of dozen D batteries, and the entire Company watched it in the standing-room only Common Room.

    The 1970 movie "MASH" was based on this book - Richard Hooker's novel "MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors" (1968). I'm certain I wouldn't have seen the movie until high school, and then it would have been bowdlerized for network television broadcast. Censored or not, I loved the movie - especially Sally Kellerman as "Hot Lips Houlihan." She was so over the top, she'd rounded the bend and was back to some mysterious manic subtlety.

    I remember reading this MASH book the summer between my junior and senior years of high school. I thought the book would complement the movie.

    Unfortunately, didn't understand half of it. The political and military satire - no problem. But the medical stuff - Hooker is the nom de plume of H. Richard Hornberger, MD (deceased), a genuine US Army surgeon who served in the Korean War. I completely lacked the education to understand the anatomy, medical terms, and surgical procedures he was talking about. The Internet was called Arpamet, and a decade away from even the most basic civilian use. The set of Encyclopedia Britanicas Mom and Dad had bought on a monthly installment plan over 4 years didn't have the detail to explain bowel resections, pulmonary embolisms, and the subtleties of neurosurgery. And the public library - well, let's just say - it's really hard to use a card catalog and the Dewey Decimal System when you don't know what you're looking for.

    More than 30 years later, I really enjoyed the book "MASH." The writing and dialog was a bit choppy but I just wish I'd been able to say and do some of the things Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre did when I served. Of course, no one is going to get away with that in an all volunteer Army. Pierce and McIntyre, on the other hand, were drafted from lucrative private practices. And the plot - let's just say it was a huge plot for a relatively short book. The television series put that to good use.

    This is classic war fiction, with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor.

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    Amazon Customer DALLAS, TX, United States 07-01-14
    Amazon Customer DALLAS, TX, United States 07-01-14 Member Since 2012

    I grew up on Golden Age Radio, and while I love to read, I typically consume more books via audio thanks to a job that lets me listen while I work. As an aspiring writer, I try to read a great deal of non-fiction in addition to a variety of fictional genres. I especially love history, historical fiction, science fiction, fantasy, and old-style gothic horror.

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    "Where the Story Truly Begins"

    Like so many, I grew up on the TV series and have seen the movie. This is my first encounter with the novel that started it all. I was by no means disappointed. It plays out pretty much as I expected, being that they used parts of it across the movie and a handful of episodes, and I readily enjoyed the scenes that remained unfilmed. The characters were both new and familiar at the same time, and by the end of it I felt I gained a greater appreciation for the story behind the story I thought I knew.

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    Jon Crawfurd ST PETERSBURG, FL USA 09-12-14
    Jon Crawfurd ST PETERSBURG, FL USA 09-12-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Like opening a time capsule"

    What a treat! I'm of an age where MASH the movie and MASH the TV program are a part of my heritage. But, I missed a lot of fun having never read the book. The reader can see the beginnings of most of the characters and plot lines that are so familiar. The reading is great: very expressive and conveys the spirit of the story. Highly recommended!

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    George SANTA FE, NM, United States 09-04-14
    George SANTA FE, NM, United States 09-04-14 Member Since 2004
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    "Yea!!!!"

    I really enjoyed this book. It's so like military service -- one maintains a sense of humor or goes nuts. While the stories are familiar from the movie and all the sitcom episodes, hearing them again as a book was very enjoyable, I couldn't put it down. The people come together to get the job done and compensate for the horror in multiple ways; suddenly it's all over and everyone goes home.

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    "One of our favorite Audible listens"
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    My husband, 15 year old daughter and I, listened to MASH on a road trip. All three of us really enjoyed it. My daughter wants to watch the TV series now.

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    David H Palo Alto, CA United States 08-07-14
    David H Palo Alto, CA United States 08-07-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Better than the movie or the TV show."

    I liked the TV show as a kid, but it was pretty G rated overall. The film was more raw, and there is a lot in the novel which couldn't have made it in to a Hollywood film in the early 1970's. I would call this a guy's book. I don't know if most if most of the women I know would appreciate the humor around an epileptic prostitute. There are a number of passage where I chuckled and felt decidedly un-PC. Still some delightful characters, and a fun story.

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    Dianne Dallas, TX, United States 08-05-14
    Dianne Dallas, TX, United States 08-05-14 Member Since 2009

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    "Not as good as the show"

    This is one case where the book was not as good as the show. It was interesting to see how the whole show started with this book, but I didn't find the book particularly entertaining.

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