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I Hate Everyone, Except You Audiobook

I Hate Everyone, Except You

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Publisher's Summary

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

©2017 Clinton Kelly (P)2017 Tantor

What the Critics Say

"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)

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    Karolina Erie, Pa, United States 01-18-17
    Karolina Erie, Pa, United States 01-18-17 Member Since 2014
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    "Why are you reading this? Start listening to this book!"

    Seriously such a great listen. Funny, interesting, witty, at times laugh out loud hilarious. It has it all. If you are looking for a light listen that will entertain the hell out of you, this is it!

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    Michael H. Ragen Fairmont, WV USA 01-17-17
    Michael H. Ragen Fairmont, WV USA 01-17-17 Member Since 2012
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    "not very good. Lots of cussing. I expected more."

    struggled to finish. expected different from him. Lots of foul language and it was unnecessary to get the point across. he's so entertaining on TV but the stories he related were funny, but not entertaining.

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    Nathaniel Weisenfeld 01-17-17 Member Since 2016
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    "shallow"

    Parts are funny, mostly shallow and egotistical..... was hoping for more informative or enlightening. Your credit is best used on something else.

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    darlette camara ROHNERT PARK, CA, US 01-16-17
    darlette camara ROHNERT PARK, CA, US 01-16-17 Member Since 2013
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    "Couldn't put it down!"

    I laughed out loud and that was just the first Chapter, as it continued I couldn't stop laughing! What a fabulous book!

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