• How to Tell If Somebody Loves You

  • A Collection of Essays
  • By: January Nelson
  • Narrated by: Kelly Smith
  • Length: 2 hrs and 31 mins
  • 3.3 out of 5 stars (61 ratings)

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How to Tell If Somebody Loves You

By: January Nelson
Narrated by: Kelly Smith
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Publisher's summary

Are you ever going to find The One? Does she look like her online dating profile pic? Is he really into you, or is he just playing games? And what did that text even mean? Love is so confusing. But one thing's certain - everyone's addicted. We're lonely when it's not around, and can't get enough when we finally find it. How to Tell If Somebody Loves You explores our back-and-forth relationship with love through a collection of 18 funny, sad, and life-affirming personal essays on dating, sex, random hook-ups, fiery flings, and serious relationships.

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The narrator killed this book

The narrator sounds like she needs a Xanax and needs to chill out. This would have been a book I could listen to and chill out if this woman’s voice wasn’t so painfully awful and didn’t read at the speed of someone on meth. I slowed it down even to 0.7 and had to
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Not sure why I just made myself sit through this.

Honestly the closest thing anyone can get to sitting at the dinner table listening to someone drag on an on after a bad joke.

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Boring

Hodgepodge of stories that don’t cover anything really. Do not recommend, not worth to two hours to listen to

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Some Okay One Disgusting

These essays were okay. More than that it was a light hearted read (listen) as I drove around. One of stories about bodily fluids made me dry heave! I could have done without that!!! If this one had been omitted, I would have given more stars. I almost gave up on the whole thing!

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I should have listened to the sample first

I was expecting a dating self-help book... this is very far from it. It's a compilation of stupid shallow stories of people's crushes. No value whatsoever, waste of time. How this had 4-Stars is beyond my comprehension.

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Disgusting

How is threesome about love? Absolutely disgusting. No one needs to know about her disgusting practices. Stupid story.

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Dumbest book ever

this is the dumbest book I've ever listened to in my life. it has nothing to do with finding out if someone loves u or not!

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