In the tradition of Kitchen Confidential and Waiter Rant, a rollicking, eye-opening, fantastically indiscreet memoir of a life spent (and misspent) in the hotel industry.
Jacob Tomsky has worked in hotels for more than a decade, doing everything from valet parking to manning the front desk. He's checked you in, checked you out, separated your white panties from the white bed sheets, parked your car, tasted your room service, cleaned your toilet, denied you a late check out, given you a wake-up call, eaten M&Ms out of your mini-bar, laughed at your jokes, and taken your money. And in Heads in Beds, he pulls back the curtain on the hospitality business, revealing the crazy yet compelling reality of an industry we think we know. It is an incredibly funny, authentic, and irreverent chronicle of the highs and lows of hotel life and boy, is there a market for it: in 2010, the American lodging industry generated $127.7 billion in revenue. Prepare to be amused, shocked, and amazed as he spills the unwritten code of the bellhops, the antics that go on the valet parking garage, and the housekeeping department's dirty little secrets.
Prepare to be moved, too, by his insightful honesty about the profession; employees are often poorly paid and frequently abused. However, Heads in Beds is more than just a memoir. Jake explains the secrets of the industry, offering easy and legal ways to get what you need from your hotel without any hassle - from scoring late check-ins and upgrades to getting that pay-per-view charge knocked off your bill. This book will give you the knowledge you need to get the very best service from any hotel or property, from any business that makes its money from putting heads in beds. Or, at the very least, it will keep the bellhops from taking your luggage into the camera-free back office and stomping the crap out of it.
©2012 Jacob Tomsky (P)2012 Random House Audio
"Jacob Tomsky is a star. The kid writes like a dream. Heads in Beds is hilarious, literate, canny, indignant and kind - revealing an author who manages somehow to be both a total hustler and a complete humanitarian. I love this book. Keep an eye on this writer. I'm telling you, he's a star." (Elizabeth Gilbert, author of Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia)
This book was just fantastic, I could not stop listening and listening to the whole thing in one day (at the gym and doing housework.. I'm not that lazy!). I was thourally engrossed in the interesting life of working at a hotel. Tomsky paints a wonderful picture of what it is like to work in a high end hotel well also providing useful infromation about how to get free upgrades. I love everything about this book.
Yes, it paints a much better picture.
When the author realized he was in the business for life and it was his most beneficial option for employment.
Absolutely Excellent Performance!! Jacob Tomsky got you into the story with the way he read it. Excitement and all! Great Performance!
I have not read the print version.
I would compare the author's approach and story telling with the works of Wade Rouse.
No, I have not.
Maybe more than one setting, but could easily be heard in it's entirety on a long drive.
Fun new author. He has promise!
If you're considering this book, stop. Turn instead to Pete Jordan's "Dishwasher: One Man's Quest to Wash Dishes in 50 States," unfortunately, not on Audible. Once you're read that, you'll see what's wrong with "Heads in Beds."
It's shallow, not deep enough into the heft of the material. The staff messes with people who are rude and don't tip. Haven't we long known that, at least since George Orwell's "Down and Out in Paris and London"? A far, far, far better book. Orwell would like Pete Jordan. I'm sure of it, but Jacob Tomsky? Not yet. His writing's not bad, but he needed to keep working on his material.
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