• Fifty Shades of Dumb

  • True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex
  • By: Leland Gregory
  • Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
  • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
  • 3.6 out of 5 stars (87 ratings)

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Fifty Shades of Dumb

By: Leland Gregory
Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
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Leland Gregory has made a name for himself as a chronicler and collector of oddball true stories. In Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex, Gregory has compiled a hilarious assortment of bizarre (and sometimes erotic) sex tales. Stephen Bel Davies performs this work with all the requisite humor and irony. It's hard to keep a straight face as Davies relates these true stories of runaway dildos and misguided sex. These authentic X-rated bloopers are a sure laugh!

Publisher's summary

From the “chronicler of Stupid America”, a look at some of the strangest things people have done in and out of the sack.

Sex. It’s something that’s on everyone’s mind. But the minds that thought of the weird, strange, and stupid sex acts that are reported in Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex are a breed of their own - and unfortunately some of them try to breed on their own.

©2013 Leland Gregory (P)2013 Audible Inc.
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  • Categories: Erotica

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You Can’t Make Dumb Up

This is a collection of people caught doing stupid sexual things, most of them ridiculous. Not safe for work, but good for a smile. Great narration that fits the ironic content.

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Being Dumb or Dumber is not an achievement

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I got this on a whim, my books of late have been on the Zombie type, disasters and such like so I thought something lighter would be a reprieve. It was although I did have the thought some Zombies would act a whole lot better than some of the dumb in this book. It did as I expected give me something lighter, a giggle (barely more) and a sense of 'Oh my God' really!!!

Do not expect something heavy, hell the book title tells you that it wont be but go into this with a giggle factor and you will get it.

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Super entertaining

Do you like stories where idiots get into situations because they were thinking with their private parts not their brain? Then this collection of very short tails is for you. If you didn’t already think humans were stupid this will help you believe it.

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From the crime section of newspapers worldwide

Basically just a guy telling you about sexcapades that ended up in the paper, with a related sex joke or pun introducing each 30 second summary. Narration is rather dry, but this passed the time during my commute. Fine for a free listen.

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Good

Had a good laugh at the creative puns and innuendo's, the humor was humorous and the narration was dry and professional.

Good work all.

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Title accurately describes book

The book is only a condescending toned reader of clickbait bylines of a sexual nature. If you are looking for goofy stuff like the show “Sex sent me to the ER”. Just look up some news of the weird on the internet. And don’t waste the bandwidth.

I could not even get past the first 15 minutes….

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Cringe-inducing, not funny

I thought this would be light and funny, but instead it really made me cringe. Most of these are 30-second blurbs from newspaper stories, and they are frequently about people getting arrested for sexual misconduct of some kind. I never expected for things that happened to children to be played as a joke. There are lots of funny things that could be about sex, but these stories are about something else.

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stupid

thought this would he fun but it is not dont waist your time. keep going find something better

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meh gets old almost instantly

someone curated a collection of news summaries. gets boring pretty quick. it's like a subreddit being read aloud.

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Glad I didn’t pay for this

Maybe in printed form as a bathroom reading material this book would be fine. But it’s like someone did an internet search and are reading back the results.

Stopped after 30 minutes only because I was driving.

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