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Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life | [Neil Strauss]

Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life

A tale of paranoid fantasies and crippling doubts, of shady lawyers and dangerous cult leaders, of billionaire gun nuts and survivalist superheroes, of weirdos, heroes, and ordinary citizens going off the grid. It's one man's story of a dangerous world - and how to stay alive in it. Before the next disaster strikes, you're going to want to read this book. And you'll want to do everything it suggests. Because tomorrow doesn't come with a guarantee....
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Publisher's Summary

Terrorist attacks. Natural disasters. Domestic crackdowns. Economic collapse. Riots. Wars. Disease. Starvation. What can you do when it all hits the fan? You can learn to be self-sufficient and survive without the system.

"I've started to look at the world through apocalypse eyes."

So begins Neil Strauss's harrowing new book: his first full-length work since the international best seller The Game, and one of the most original-and provocative-narratives of the year. After the last few years of violence and terror, of ethnic and religious hatred, of tsunamis and hurricanes - and now of world financial meltdown - Strauss, like most of his generation, came to the sobering realization that, even in America, anything can happen. But rather than watch helplessly, he decided to do something about it. And so he spent three years traveling through a country that's lost its sense of safety, equipping himself with the tools necessary to save himself and his loved ones from an uncertain future.

With the same quick wit and eye for cultural trends that marked The Game, The Dirt, and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Emergency traces Neil's white-knuckled journey through today's heart of darkness, as he sets out to move his life offshore, test his skills in the wild, and remake himself as a gun-toting, plane-flying, government-defying survivor. It's a tale of paranoid fantasies and crippling doubts, of shady lawyers and dangerous cult leaders, of billionaire gun nuts and survivalist superheroes, of weirdos, heroes, and ordinary citizens going off the grid. It's one man's story of a dangerous world - and how to stay alive in it. Before the next disaster strikes, you're going to want to read this book. And you'll want to do everything it suggests. Because tomorrow doesn't come with a guarantee...

©2009 Stately Plump Buck Mulligan, LLC; (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

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    Brad Andes Flagstaff, AZ, US 06-18-11
    Brad Andes Flagstaff, AZ, US 06-18-11 Member Since 2007
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    "Interesting but not great"

    Neil Strauss writes a moderately interesting book that would have been much better if he hadnt wasted a large part of the book justifying his paranoia about the country by bashing George Bush. In the beginning he clearly establishes his qualifications as being incompetent at anything but writing about music for the New York Times. In the book he chronicles his journey in which he undergoes several years of impressive training to go from total incompetence at practically everything, to being an accomplished survivalist. If you are a committed Bush basher, you may find this book worthwhile. I ended up fast forwarding through a lot of the book to get past the political whining to get to the part that finally became interesting. If you are wanting to read a book to learn skills for surviving a possible catastrophic event, "One Second After", "Patriots", or "Alas Babylon" are much more enlightening.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Bryce Elk ridge, UT, United States 01-05-11
    Bryce Elk ridge, UT, United States 01-05-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Awesome and informative book"

    Fantastic read. This book covers so many different topics from knives, guns, and all types of survival philosophy. It was interesting to see the transformation of Neil Strauss in his search for survival skills to survive in the (what if). Like his other best seller the Game, Neil Strauss dives into a topic and goes all the way leaving no area unchecked exploring topics from all angles and uses things that are applicable. These things he covers on a deep level studies them, and according to the book masters them. Everything from financial melt down natural, disasters, intruders and whatever it may be. He is by no means an expert in any particular field of survival but his unique research abilities give him a awesome overall perspective that helps readers identify areas and expand there thought process to find thorough ways of reaching there own goals. The only part of the book that I found as a turnoff is mainly a difference in political view as the book is very anti Bush and pro Obama. He seems to think that Obama would do a better job in fixing US security than Bush. However he does not look at the possibility that the Liberal agenda might target many of the areas which he uses as survival means like the ownership of weapons and concealed carry. Overall I give the book a 10, the good made up for the bad in my opinion.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    matthew san diego, CA, United States 05-23-13
    matthew san diego, CA, United States 05-23-13 Member Since 2008

    I am an English teacher in China and can now read and write some Chinese.I have been to 13 countries on 4 continents.I am an avid audiophile

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    "Not exactly a how to manual"

    Like other reviewers had said,the first part of the book is more about Neil's obsession with having an escape plan.A second passport is a great idea and it made me think that most politicians probably have them.Neil's interest seemed to deepen after going to Tom Brown's training,where he didn't exactly have an easy time of things.Best of all was the three day test,where he shuts off electricity,water and computer to see if he can survive.His girlfriend seems like she was a handful.The pretty ones always are and so she can't seem to adapt to his crazy obsession with being a man and a survivalist.He convinces her to finally get her drivers license and to take a course on bladed weapons.Neil's live goat killing seems like it was really difficult to deal with,but think how disconnected all of us are from what it takes to get a hunk of meat to our table.I didn't like this book as much as the Game,but the topic wasn't as interesting to me.Nevertheless,it was engaging,compelling and perhaps made me think a bit more of what I might do in an emergency myself.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Joel United States 06-11-11
    Joel United States 06-11-11
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    "Please read this book."

    This was not a great audio book. However, i had the fortune of reading this book myself. It is a must read, not a must hear.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Tessa the cat Los Angeles, CA 02-20-10
    Tessa the cat Los Angeles, CA 02-20-10 Member Since 2009
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    "If you know and love Neil Straus"

    Then you will love this book like I did. Is it possibly better than The Game? I'm not sure, but maybe.

    If you don't like reading about sex, swearing, guns, knives, and survival, you won't like this book. If these are topics that interest you, will love this book.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Brent M. Witgen Aalborg, Denmark 10-12-09
    Brent M. Witgen Aalborg, Denmark 10-12-09 Member Since 2008
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    "what I would expect!"

    well read, and honest, this book is one which I have talked about with friends. I enjoyed it.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    C. J. Healey Minneapolis, MN 10-06-14
    C. J. Healey Minneapolis, MN 10-06-14 Member Since 2010

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    "Really Enjoyed This"

    I really like Neil's work. When he embarks upon a project he throws himself at it hard and is then very candid about the results.

    I've read The Game, which was interesting. And now this Emergency book.

    There is no reference to his other work, this is just his experience growing as a person and preparing himself for bad things happening.

    Although I am not a prepper, I don't have a bug out bag, and am really not prepared for a global catastrophe, and am not planning on readying for such event, I still find the personal journey described in this book fascinating and an enjoyable read. The author takes us on a journey that has a beginning, middle, and end.

    The book was well written, and well narrated by the author.

    I think if you are of a prepper persuasion, you'll find the story interesting. But even if you're not, I still think this is fun stuff to read about.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    caroline 09-13-13
    caroline 09-13-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Strauss is HORRIBLE as narrator!"

    Interesting information in the book for sure but we all know a narrator can make or break a book. Strauss's voice is so monotone throughout the ENTIRE book.. the instances where it's not, you can tell he is forcing himself. He should have left it to the pros if he wanted to sell this audiobook and maybe not given in to his ego (a conclusion I drew from listening to the actual contents of this book). I think anyone who is interested should get an actual copy because this audiobook is BAD.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Joshua 01-07-13
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    "Exciting, interesting and informative!"
    If you could sum up Emergency in three words, what would they be?

    Exciting. Interesting. Informative.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Neil Strauss, what a development in terms of attitude and outlook. Even more powerful as you learn with him. The fact that it's real is all the more interesting.


    Have you listened to any of Neil Strauss’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The 180 degree change in outlook in the closing stages of the book.


    Any additional comments?

    A must have for any Strauss or prepping fan.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Hunter Spring Hill, TN, United States 12-05-12
    Hunter Spring Hill, TN, United States 12-05-12 Member Since 2012
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    "If you liked the Game you will like this."

    Neil did a great job with the Game. He follows the same script here. He submerges himself into a sub-culture and comes out with power and knowledge in the end. Great listen.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • J. Britton
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    "Action packed and laugh out loud"

    Really great audio book, read by the author which is always an added bonus. This is a great story and a great audio version. I read the book first, but hearing the author read this aloud really brought it all to life. Neil does the thing that most of us can only dream about doing, getting *out* of the system, and in so doing finds greater meaning in life, and without spoiling anything, finds reason to get back *in* to society. I really loved this story, uplifting, funny, understandable and deals with a subject we all think about. Thoroughly recommend!

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  • Robin
    WOTTON UNDER EDGE, United Kingdom
    12/23/12
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    "Superb insight into the world of 'survivalists'"

    If you read this book and don't start making even the smallest contingencies, I would be very surprised. This book is a brilliant and practical account of one man's view of the vulnerability of mankind and fragility of civilised society.



    Strauss gives you the complete guide of how the average Joe could prepare oneself for the worst case scenarios and highlights how unprepared most of us are to even the smallest of disasters or civil unrest.



    Your friends and family will probably scoff at you when you recount them with excerpts from the book, but if you take in even just a few items of advise from this book it might just save your or their lives.



    The book is written from the social standpoint of an American, but aspects of his tale are applicable to every nationality, and ultimately is a reflection on human nature and survival of the fittest.



    Although some of the content is probably impractical for those without a significant amount of time and money on their hands, a great proportion of the content could very well save your life.



    Great book, scary content (in a good way), I challenge you to read it and not feel slightly concerned that you haven't considered this stuff before.







    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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