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Carsick Audiobook
Carsick
Written by: 
John Waters
Narrated by: 
John Waters
Carsick Audiobook

Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

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Publisher's Summary

A cross-country hitchhiking journey with America’s most beloved weirdo.

John Waters is putting his life on the line. Armed with wit, a pencil-thin mustache, and a cardboard sign that reads "I’m Not Psycho", he hitchhikes across America from Baltimore to San Francisco, braving lonely roads and treacherous drivers. But who should we be more worried about, the delicate film director with genteel manners or the unsuspecting travelers transporting the Pope of Trash?

Before he leaves for this bizarre adventure, Waters fantasizes about the best and worst possible scenarios: A friendly drug dealer hands over piles of cash to finance films with no questions asked, a demolition-derby driver makes a filthy sexual request in the middle of a race, a gun-toting drunk terrorizes and holds him hostage, and a Kansas vice squad entraps and throws him in jail. So what really happens when this cult legend sticks out his thumb and faces the open road? His real-life rides include a gentle 81-year-old farmer who is convinced Waters is a hobo, an indie band on tour, and the perverse filmmaker’s unexpected hero: A young, sandy-haired Republican in a Corvette.

Laced with subversive humor and warm intelligence, Carsick is an unforgettable vacation with a wickedly funny companion - and a celebration of America’s weird, astonishing, and generous citizenry.

©2014 John Waters (P)2014 Macmillan Audio

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    randy United States 06-06-14
    randy United States 06-06-14 Member Since 2008
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    "another great piece of filth from john waters!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Carsick to be better than the print version?

    have not read the print version, but john waters DOES narrate!


    What other book might you compare Carsick to and why?

    role models. it is also read by john waters.


    Which character – as performed by John Waters – was your favorite?

    john waters as himself


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    the book, of course, made me laugh out loud several times, and like john waters other books, really lifts my spirit


    Any additional comments?

    loved it! this is a must for any dreamland fan!! i felt like i was on the road with right next to john the whole time! i hope mr. waters is working on his next idea for his next book! can't wait!

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Toby Portsmouth, NH, United States 06-08-14
    Toby Portsmouth, NH, United States 06-08-14 Member Since 2014

    Anglophile. Prefer only British fiction and mysteries. Good translations of Italian, too.

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    "New and vintage - a romp with John Waters"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely. More especially if the friend is as familiar with John Waters as I am . I do not think you have to be a John Waters fan to enjoy this book, but it does add to the narrative if you are familiar with the references.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The juxtaposition of real, good and bad trips. It goes without saying that the dark humor was stellar.


    What does John Waters bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Having heard Mr. Waters before, it was almost cozy-felling to have him read his own tale. He is a good reader.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    At one point, I was lying in bed while listening to this book and began to laugh out loud. Loudly. It cracked me up as well as making me sad for the sorry state of this country.


    Any additional comments?

    I don't like the notion of a book being a summer or beach read, but if pressed -- then this one would fit that bill. Hilarious.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    TinaRoach 06-05-14
    TinaRoach 06-05-14
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    "Hilarious"
    If you could sum up Carsick in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, gross and depraved.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Carsick?

    John Water's unlikely friendship with a young man who drives him across country.


    What about John Waters’s performance did you like?

    Everything. The man is a master storyteller and just the cadence of his voice is hysterical.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    It'll make you puke with excitement.


    Any additional comments?

    The funniest book I have listened to all year!

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Laura 06-26-14
    Laura 06-26-14
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    "John Waters Rocks!"

    I was not as interested in his imaginary "best" and "worst" trips- bit his actual trip was a fantastic read!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Neurogeek 07-08-14
    Neurogeek 07-08-14
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    "Another great ride with John Waters"
    Would you listen to Carsick again? Why?

    Of course! I love the way his mind works!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The fictional animal rescuer. To say this woman is dedicated, is an understatement.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When John goes to Walmart.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I am always captivated by the masterful storytelling of Mr. John Waters and this book was no different. It made me want to start traveling the country like a gypsy.


    Any additional comments?

    I appreciate the narration by the author.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    A. Bean 08-19-14
    A. Bean 08-19-14
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    "Wish it was all non-fiction"
    What could John Waters have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Stick to writing about the actual trip (only last third is non-fiction).


    Any additional comments?

    As others have said, book would have been great if he had stuck to writing about actual trip. Way too many stories about imagined good and bad rides. I ended up skipping most of the middle 1/3 of book to get to the real rides. Could have easily skipped first 2/3 of book. Very disappointing because I was anticipating a great read after hearing him talk about it on NPR Fresh Air.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    B. Crowley 07-16-14
    B. Crowley 07-16-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Read reviews before purchasing! NOT non-fiction!"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    If the whole book had been an actual non-fiction account of a celebrity hitchhiking across the country, rather than the first 2/3rds of the book being rediculous fictitious fantasies about what COULD happen on his trip.


    Would you ever listen to anything by John Waters again?

    Unlikely.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Carsick?

    The whole first 2/3rds of the book which were entirely fictitious.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm really disappointed that this book was categorized as non-fiction. I enjoy fiction and I'm not offended by John Waters and his over-the-top brand of trashy comedy but that's not what I was looking for in this book. I wanted an actual humorous travelogue from someone who hitchhiked across America and discovered all kinds of interesting people. I had no interest in reading fantastical day dreams which had nothing at all to do with his trip. If there had only been a handful of these in the beginning (like one or two good and bad scenarios each), that would have been fine. But for those stories to make up the vast majority of the book is rediculous. I was so irritated by the time I got to the real trip that I couldn't really enjoy it. I bought this shortly after it was released, before there were a lot of reviews. I will wait next time!

    4 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Steven Allen James The Woodlands, TX 03-06-16
    Steven Allen James The Woodlands, TX 03-06-16
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    "Hot...."

    Fun and sexy...would love to see where John could have took things with "The Corvette Kid" lol

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    DARRELL Washington, DC, United States 12-03-15
    DARRELL Washington, DC, United States 12-03-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Fiction & Non-fiction in the same book"

    When I realized that so much of this book was fiction, I was a bit disappointed. But once I started listening, disappointment turned to delight. Along with some hilarious disgust and amazment. A very enjoyable three trips across America with John Waters.

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    c 12-03-15
    c 12-03-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Hilarious, sweet and smutty!"

    I loved the way this book was broken up into the three parts. If you're not paying attention, the first ride sounds somewhat plausible. It gets better and better. I was laughing out loud at the magic limo duet....
    Also love that this was narrated by John Waters himself; he has a great speaking voice and it's nice to hear it spoken in his tone!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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