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Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America | [John Waters]

Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

John Waters is putting his life on the line. Armed with wit, a pencil-thin mustache, and a cardboard sign that reads "I’m Not Psycho", he hitchhikes across America from Baltimore to San Francisco, braving lonely roads and treacherous drivers. But who should we be more worried about, the delicate film director with genteel manners or the unsuspecting travelers transporting the Pope of Trash?
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Publisher's Summary

A cross-country hitchhiking journey with America’s most beloved weirdo.

John Waters is putting his life on the line. Armed with wit, a pencil-thin mustache, and a cardboard sign that reads "I’m Not Psycho", he hitchhikes across America from Baltimore to San Francisco, braving lonely roads and treacherous drivers. But who should we be more worried about, the delicate film director with genteel manners or the unsuspecting travelers transporting the Pope of Trash?

Before he leaves for this bizarre adventure, Waters fantasizes about the best and worst possible scenarios: A friendly drug dealer hands over piles of cash to finance films with no questions asked, a demolition-derby driver makes a filthy sexual request in the middle of a race, a gun-toting drunk terrorizes and holds him hostage, and a Kansas vice squad entraps and throws him in jail. So what really happens when this cult legend sticks out his thumb and faces the open road? His real-life rides include a gentle 81-year-old farmer who is convinced Waters is a hobo, an indie band on tour, and the perverse filmmaker’s unexpected hero: A young, sandy-haired Republican in a Corvette.

Laced with subversive humor and warm intelligence, Carsick is an unforgettable vacation with a wickedly funny companion - and a celebration of America’s weird, astonishing, and generous citizenry.

©2014 John Waters (P)2014 Macmillan Audio

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    randy United States 06-06-14
    randy United States 06-06-14 Member Since 2008
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    "another great piece of filth from john waters!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Carsick to be better than the print version?

    have not read the print version, but john waters DOES narrate!


    What other book might you compare Carsick to and why?

    role models. it is also read by john waters.


    Which character – as performed by John Waters – was your favorite?

    john waters as himself


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    the book, of course, made me laugh out loud several times, and like john waters other books, really lifts my spirit


    Any additional comments?

    loved it! this is a must for any dreamland fan!! i felt like i was on the road with right next to john the whole time! i hope mr. waters is working on his next idea for his next book! can't wait!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Toby Portsmouth, NH, United States 06-08-14
    Toby Portsmouth, NH, United States 06-08-14 Member Since 2014

    Anglophile. Prefer only British fiction and mysteries. Good translations of Italian, too.

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    "New and vintage - a romp with John Waters"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely. More especially if the friend is as familiar with John Waters as I am . I do not think you have to be a John Waters fan to enjoy this book, but it does add to the narrative if you are familiar with the references.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The juxtaposition of real, good and bad trips. It goes without saying that the dark humor was stellar.


    What does John Waters bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Having heard Mr. Waters before, it was almost cozy-felling to have him read his own tale. He is a good reader.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    At one point, I was lying in bed while listening to this book and began to laugh out loud. Loudly. It cracked me up as well as making me sad for the sorry state of this country.


    Any additional comments?

    I don't like the notion of a book being a summer or beach read, but if pressed -- then this one would fit that bill. Hilarious.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    TinaRoach 06-05-14
    TinaRoach 06-05-14
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    "Hilarious"
    If you could sum up Carsick in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, gross and depraved.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Carsick?

    John Water's unlikely friendship with a young man who drives him across country.


    What about John Waters’s performance did you like?

    Everything. The man is a master storyteller and just the cadence of his voice is hysterical.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    It'll make you puke with excitement.


    Any additional comments?

    The funniest book I have listened to all year!

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Laura 06-26-14
    Laura 06-26-14
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    "John Waters Rocks!"

    I was not as interested in his imaginary "best" and "worst" trips- bit his actual trip was a fantastic read!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Neurogeek 07-08-14
    Neurogeek 07-08-14
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    "Another great ride with John Waters"
    Would you listen to Carsick again? Why?

    Of course! I love the way his mind works!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The fictional animal rescuer. To say this woman is dedicated, is an understatement.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When John goes to Walmart.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I am always captivated by the masterful storytelling of Mr. John Waters and this book was no different. It made me want to start traveling the country like a gypsy.


    Any additional comments?

    I appreciate the narration by the author.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    K. April Holgate Moosic, PA, United States 01-28-15
    K. April Holgate Moosic, PA, United States 01-28-15 Member Since 2012

    Take a look it's in a book...Reading Rainbow!

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    "Love it to pieces!!!"

    I have always been a fan of John Waters, this just made me love him more! I feel like I want to take a trip down to Maryland and try to see if I can find him on the side of the road. He is just too fab for words!!!

    The beginning has John talking about his adventures leading up to the big trip. Great background on his personal hitching adventures. Loved hearing about him and Patty Hearst. I can only imagine the reactions he gets when people realize that he is "The John Waters".

    The next section is a riot because John decides to write possible best and worse case scenarios. These are the most bizarre and exaggerated scenes possible. I love that the best case scenarios are so far left of center you might mistake them as bad possibilities. Oh, the peak into Mr Waters' twisted mind.

    The actual trip is a bit of a let down after the adventures he had imagined. He spent an awful lot of time on the side of the road begging for a ride. He does have some quality interactions, but he also whines a lot about his predicament. Sorry John, but you were angsty in your desperation.

    I listened to the audiobook narrated by the man himself. I love celebrity books read by the celeb, makes me feel like we are having an extended conversation. After so many hours you feel like you are now friends, I totally plan to crash at your house John!! I love his energy and enthusiasm throughout the read.

    This is the best possible way to read a biography. I always enjoy chats with my celebrity friends!

    *** If you found this review at all helpful, please take a moment to let me know. I love reading and sharing my opinions with other readers. Thanks for taking the time to read my review! You can see more audiobook reviews on my blog Eargasms Audiobook Reviews ***

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    D. Koenig 01-05-15
    D. Koenig 01-05-15
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    "Fictionalized account?"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    I like Waters, but it seems he jazzed-up this story with quite a bit of fiction. Much of seemed like this account of his adventure was what he wished would have happened instead of what actually happened... but only he knows the truth about that.


    Would you be willing to try another book from John Waters? Why or why not?

    Yes, because in general I like him.


    Which character – as performed by John Waters – was your favorite?

    N/a


    Was Carsick worth the listening time?

    Not really, but I may listen to it again just to see if I could like it more. I love real-life adventure stories and I was really trying to like this one.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    A. Bean 08-19-14
    A. Bean 08-19-14
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    "Wish it was all non-fiction"
    What could John Waters have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Stick to writing about the actual trip (only last third is non-fiction).


    Any additional comments?

    As others have said, book would have been great if he had stuck to writing about actual trip. Way too many stories about imagined good and bad rides. I ended up skipping most of the middle 1/3 of book to get to the real rides. Could have easily skipped first 2/3 of book. Very disappointing because I was anticipating a great read after hearing him talk about it on NPR Fresh Air.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Douglas West Hills, CA, USA 08-18-14
    Douglas West Hills, CA, USA 08-18-14 Member Since 2004
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    "Amusing, Gross and Sweet"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Carsick to be better than the print version?

    Yes! Mr. Waters is an excellent narrator - his voice adds to his story.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    This is all about John Waters and his cast of characters - both imagined and real. They're all good.


    Any additional comments?

    Although John Waters is best known for his trash films, he is actually a thoughtful, funny, creative, kind and sweet human being. He'd be a great friend or neighbor.

    Enjoy the laugh out moments, and marvel at how a 66 year old gay man hitched across our great country.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Connor 08-02-14
    Connor 08-02-14
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    "What a delight"
    Any additional comments?

    Not only did nothing bad happen to John on his trip, but it restores the reader's faith in the common decency of random Americans. He said it himself, he never wants to hear his coastal friends refer to middle-Americans as flyover people again. Waters' performance, of course, was great as he read his own story and took us along for a really fun bunch of rides.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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