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Bossypants | [Tina Fey]

Bossypants

Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....
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Why we think it's Essential - Witty, finely-crafted, and meant to be heard, Bossypants is one of my favorite audiobooks of all time. Tina Fey knows how to deliver a good punch-line – and does so hilariously throughout her memoir. Her self-deprecating humor shines through, and this half-memoir, half-stand-up routine left me laughing for all in the subway car to hear. From her days in the Second City comedy troupe, to Saturday Night Live, to Hollywood, Fey's stories and memories will leave you in stitches. —Jess

Publisher's Summary

Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update", before "Sarah Palin", Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both of those dreams come true.

At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon - from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.

Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy.

Includes special, never-before-solicited opinions on breastfeeding, princesses, Photoshop, the electoral process, and Italian rum cake!

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

©2011 Tina Fey (P)2011 Hachette Audio

What the Critics Say

"I hope that's not really the cover. That's really going to hurt sales." (Don Fey, Father of Tina Fey)

"Do not print this glowing recommendation of Tina Fey's book until I've been dead a hundred years." (Mark Twain)

"Hilarious and insightful. Laugh-out-loud funny - oh no, a full moon. No! Arrgh! Get away from me! Save yourself!" (A Guy Turning into a Werewolf)

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    William Winston Salem, NC, United States 04-25-11
    William Winston Salem, NC, United States 04-25-11
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    "Funny, but..."

    The book is funny, but unlike others here I didn't laugh so hard that I drove through a construction zone. I don't mind rough language in recorded books, but in a book with such an emphasis on her family, I thought the potty-mouth was out of place.

    2 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Miss K 07-19-14
    Miss K 07-19-14

    Miss K

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    "Not up to the hype"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Someone who wants to hear Tina talk about her childhood - a lot.


    What was most disappointing about Tina Fey’s story?

    It was pretty ho-hum.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    The voice and overall tone detracted. Odd whispering portions that I can only assume were supposed to be asides were hard to understand.


    What character would you cut from Bossypants?

    Tina Fey's, sadly


    Any additional comments?

    I really wanted to like this book, but I just thought it was awful.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    spcanyon 07-11-14
    spcanyon 07-11-14
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    "Boring...self indulgent!"
    What disappointed you about Bossypants?

    This book was a waste of hard earned money. I couldn't even finish it


    Would you ever listen to anything by Tina Fey again?

    No


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Dominique MESA, ARIZONA, United States 03-12-13
    Dominique MESA, ARIZONA, United States 03-12-13
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    "Smart and hilarious."
    If you could sum up Bossypants in three words, what would they be?

    Clever, relatable, comical


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    "No one ever told me that period blood was NOT blue!" I was cracking up.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Arda 03-02-13
    Arda 03-02-13

    Born to be a writer. Raised to forget about it. Follow me on twitter @ArdaWhateverian

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    "Ideal Audiobook"
    What made the experience of listening to Bossypants the most enjoyable?

    This book made me laugh out loud and on more than one occasion. When she was comparing between her natural photo vs. the photoshop version and asks to compare those two in the PDF, I was in for a hysterical laugh. Not to mention passing sentences like:

    - "Do I think Photoshop is being used excessively? Yes. I saw Madonna's Louis Vutton ad and honestly, at first glance, I thought it was Gwen Stefani's baby."

    - "I guess I should also state that Karen and Sharon never hit on me in the slightest and it was never weird between any of us. Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. ... If you could turn gay from being around gay people, wouldn't Kathy Griffin be Rosie O'Donnell by now?"

    She delivers her one-liners, punch-lines, wisecracks...whatever you want to call them in a matter-of-fact-in-your-face boom-ba-da-bam style and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but the fact that she has the courage to try is always admirable. In this book, Tina Fey reminded me of Nora Ephron. Both of them represent an idea of New York that ravishing as it may be, is also very horrid and no place for the fragile. But both of them seem to master the art of taking things seriously enough but not so serious to not joke about. They manage to master the skill of self-deprecation without losing their sense of value.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    This book draws near to self-help/self-acceptance books in the sense that it may aim to help women improve themselves professionally and physically (and offer tips on how to take care of oneself). It has mixed messages, however, because while Tina Fey may want to show that it shouldn't matter what others think,“If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?” and "Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.” While she says those things, Tina Fey herself seems to waste energy in answering to what so-and-so were caught saying about her in here-or-there as if she is still looking for acceptance. Some of the ways in which she answers "haters" is by boasting her success and reminding others that they are no better in a: "HOW dare YOU mock me. Who are YOU to put me down for I am better than YOU will ever be!" kind of way. The definition of “better” is what frustrated me, because once again, this is a book that declares what the American standards of success are: having to be driven, ambitious, competitive, go-get-‘em-tiger. "Don’t be fooled," Tina warns young women, "You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.”

    Despite the insecurities feigning as over-confident apologies, the kick-ass attitude that Tina Fey has is still admirable for a woman who has discerned the overload of bullsh*t in the business. I liked how she says that she’s always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they asked her about her scar. “Most people never ask, but if it comes up naturally somehow and I offer up the story, they are quite interested. Some people are just dumb: "Did a cat scratch you?" God bless. Those sweet dumdums I never mind. Sometimes it is a fun sociology litmus test, like when my friend Ricky asked me, "Did they ever catch the black guy that did that to you?" Hmmm. It was not a black guy, Ricky, and I never said it was. Then there's another sort of person who thinks it makes them seem brave or sensitive or wonderfully direct to ask me about it right away. They ask with quiet, feigned empathy, "How did you get your scar?" The grossest move is when they say they're only curious because "it's so beautiful." Ugh. Disgusting. They might as well walk up and say, "May I be amazing at you?" To these folks let me be clear. I'm not interested in acting out a TV movie with you where you befriend a girl with a scar. An Oscar-y Spielberg movie where I play a mean German with a scar? Yes. My whole life, people who ask about my scar within one week of knowing me have invariably turned out to be egomaniacs of average intelligence or less. And egomaniacs of average intelligence or less often end up in the field of TV journalism. So, you see, if I tell the whole story here, then I will be asked about it over and over by the hosts of Access Movietown and Entertainment Forever for the rest of my short-lived career.”

    It has been fun to get to hear her first-account experiences at 30 Rock and SNL and get a glimpse of the individuals she admires, such as her dad, Amy Poehler, Alec Baldwin and Lorne Michaels. It is clear that Fey has experienced exhaustion, which is evident not only because she declares it, but also because we can actually visualize how tiring her life-style must be: Running between the office, staying up in the wee hours of the morning working on scripts, having to deal with colleagues and make the right decisions, TV ratings, expectations, body image, and all the family-related matters that make her feel like she's the "worst". She admits that she doesn't drive and has narcoleptic tendencies that are a result of her exhaustion, and as a mother she has the added anxieties and feelings of guilt due to her working late hours and not breastfeeding, among other things. In short, she represents the anxious state of mind that only a successful woman with a conscious would have. Her answer to this seems to be that if you are already that hard on yourself, other people’s opinions should not make your life even harder. “By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your f*cking life.”


    What does Tina Fey bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Tina Fey is a performer. She knows the power of her own voice and makes the perfect intonations to grab attention and get heard. She picks her words with care and is a comedian-with-a-conscious. She's not out there to hurt anyone with her humorous skill, but uses humor to express the hurtful messages a woman in show business like herself would have to endure. There is no question that she has vivid imagination, and that she is not shy to express herself.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Chandon Paris, France 04-24-12
    Chandon Paris, France 04-24-12 Member Since 2011

    Tell us about yourself! I am a French woman and live in Paris. I love to read - I read almost EVERYTHING! I like also to speak English

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    "A waste of time"
    What disappointed you about Bossypants?

    It’s always hard and awkward to rate a book which EVEROYNE likes except YOU! To make it less painful I’ll go straight to the point. I bought this book because for me there’s always something to learn from other people’s life experience. And while I am not a huge fan of Tina Fey, I enjoyed her as Sarah Palin on SNL and occasionally watch 30 Rock. So after reading reviews about Bossypants, and being without anything to read at that moment, I decided to jump in and go for it! Well I can tell you it’s has been a waste of time.

    I really wanted to love this book; I like Tina Fey (and still do) but this was a lot of nothing about nothing. Her life is rather unremarkable and I found myself wondering why she decided to write about it. Well, although I did not like it I managed to read it all the way through! Not awful just not really good either.
    I would say the book is cute and “maybe” entertaining. Definitely not a must read. Nevertheless I applaud her for her attitude and honesty.


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    Cindy Olympia, Wa 02-06-12
    Cindy Olympia, Wa 02-06-12 Member Since 2005
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    "too arrogant"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    I bought this because the reviews were good, but unfortunately the book wasn't. I guess it is a for Tina Fey fans. I found her very arrogant.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer INDIANAPOLIS, IN, United States 12-01-11
    Amazon Customer INDIANAPOLIS, IN, United States 12-01-11 Member Since 2010
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    "A Waste of time!"

    I couldn't stand to hear it, or finish it! It is the worst book ever. It is a waste of a credit! I wish I could get my credit back. That is how bad this book is.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    AB77 San Diego, CA, United States 10-27-11
    AB77 San Diego, CA, United States 10-27-11 Member Since 2004
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    "Great start but"

    The beginning of the this book captured my interest immediately. It was great fun to be laughing as I was driving . Unfortunately my interest fell off about half way through the book. It got boring and wasn't funny anymore. I hung in to the end but would not recommend this book to a friend.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Christian GAITHERSBURG, MD, United States 08-04-11
    Christian GAITHERSBURG, MD, United States 08-04-11

    mykidsdad

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    "Wasn't really Funny"

    I thought this would be an interesting audio, and the longer I listened, the more I realized that Tina Fey is a radical liberal. Sorry Tina, but your off color remarks are not funny, and I hope one day you'll realize that a woman is much more dignified than the picture you paint. I'm sorry I purchased this audio and wish I could get my money back!!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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