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George Kuch
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Robert Thornhill
About this listen
Inspired by their hero, Walt Williams, three retirees decide to give Lady Justice a helping hand.
Although their intentions are good, these septuagenarian sleuths get crossways with the Kansas City mafia, dangerous drug dealers, and the Russian mob.
Walt must come to their rescue, putting himself in harm’s way to pull their eager, but aging, fannies out of the fire.
Follow the action as Walt and the geriatric gumshoes prove once again that good guys can triumph over evil, no matter how old they are.
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- Jan M
- 08-08-18
Great Story, Great Narration!
Robert Thornhill continues to amaze me with this wonderful series. I love how Walt is evolving from his retirement from the Kansas City Police Department to an amazing PI. Lady Justice series is so engaging and has wonderful characters. Each book is a standalone listen and yet has so much woven into the story. I love how the author ties together things that are current events along with deep issues (sex trafficking in this instance) and humor. I can't recommend this series high enough. The stories are thought provoking, humorous, and astonishing in how they come across. George Kuch continues to be the voice of Walt and crew. His voice and timing fit perfectly. I will definitely listen to more by this talented author and narrator.
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- MolllyT
- 08-17-18
Walt saves other oldsters!
private-investigators, action, suspense, verbal-humor, situational-humor, slavery, the-mob
Another wild ride with Walt and friends! This episode is devoted to three septuagenarians who want to make a difference but don't think things through and are unprepared in nearly each instance, thus requiring a bailout by Walt and others. They do learn a little from each mistake as they tackle things like drugs sold near schools, a meth lab, slavery, and more. In spite of the danger and serious topics, there's lots of laughs!
I need audio, and George Kuch continues to be excellent as narrator!
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- Christina
- 08-07-18
A great listen!
The best thing about this series is that there is so much action packed into one book! Yet they still all fit together. In this book Walt meets a group of seniors who want to copy him and be crime fighters. They get into some trouble with the mob & from there so many hijinks ensue! At the same time the stories told here are real life issues which don’t often get much attention (such as sex trafficking). There are serious topics that are handled with care & mixed with enough humor & mystery to keep it light!
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- Jane
- 08-13-18
ONE MORE ENJOYABLE ESCAPADE
Wonderful new adventures of the geriatric set. Lots of wisdom and laughs make this a thoroughly enjoyable "read".
This audiobook was given to me for free and I am offering my unbiased review.
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- blue_river @AudiobookObsession
- 10-05-20
Lady Justice and the Geriatric Gumshoes
The crime is solved with some new characters that will keep you on your toes with all the trouble they cause. And the jokes in this one are so funny, I had to tell my dad a few. Another great story!
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- Kelly watley
- 09-04-18
Exceptional Series !!
This is such an incredible series. From the first book through , the quality never waivers. I have pre-ordered the next book, and may set my alarm to wake up when it arrives on my Kindle.
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- Catrina P
- 04-23-20
Lady Justice and the Geriatric Gumshoes
Walt finds himself getting pulled into quite a few interesting cases as a group of geriatric gumshoes decide to follow in their idols shoes.
This series is so entertaining. Robert Thornhill does a fantastic job of coming up with new adventures, and still tying things to past adventures.
George Kuch continues to impress me with his fantastic performances.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-02-18
Another great book by Thornhill
Another great book that exposes some serious issues. Thornhill just gets better and better. definitely worth a listen.
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- Roger Fauble
- 09-02-19
So enjoyable
Lady Justice and the Geriatric Gumshoe is my twenty-seventh enjoyable read/listen from author Robert Thornhill. Another entertaining clean read, filled with puns, one-liners & references to books & songs including the narrator singing. Throughout the book I found myself smiling a lot & at times laughing out loud as I listened to this book with my wife & son who did the same. Each book in the series seems better than the last as Thornhill continues to up his game. Narrator George Kuch again adds greatly to the listening enjoyment with his wide variety of entertaining voices & inflections, Kuch IS Walt Williams! I’ll definitely be reading more from Thornhill! I was given an Audible copy of this book & am voluntarily reviewing it. Up next is Lady Justice and the Sixth Sense. (RIP Marley January 20, 2014 - July 24, 2018)
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- Susan Patterson
- 08-10-18
An eye-opener!
The statistics on child slavery was mind-boggling!
We learned that we can all do something no matter how small to make this a better place.
George Kuch did a great job narrating.
I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, narrator or publisher in exchange for an unbiased review via audiobookboom com.
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