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This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any listener into a comedian.
You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say….
BLORK. Or BLUURF.
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Critic reviews
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B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
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It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
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The Serious Goose
- By: Jimmy Kimmel
- Narrated by: Jimmy Kimmel
- Length: 4 mins
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Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
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I Love Jimmy Kimmel!
- By Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe on 01-17-20
By: Jimmy Kimmel
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Green Is for Christmas
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Marichelle Daywalt, MacLeod Andrews, and others
- Length: 3 mins
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When Green Crayon claims that green is the only color for Christmas, other crayons let him know that there would be no Christmas without them either. No candy canes or Santa without Red, no snow without White, no bells or stars without Silver, and no cookies or reindeer without Tan! The crayons agree that they all need to come together to make Christmas special.
By: Drew Daywalt
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Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
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Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
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Cute but not worth it
- By Nena on 12-22-19
By: Adam Rubin
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Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
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When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place - a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before.
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Not happy
- By Tricia K on 01-28-15
By: Mo Willems
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Interrupting Chicken
- By: David Ezra Stein
- Narrated by: Andrew Watts
- Length: 5 mins
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David Ezra Stein is an accomplished author of children’s books and has been honored with the Ezra Jack Keats New Writer Award. In Interrupting Chicken, Papa warns little red chicken not to interrupt as he sets about reading their nightly bedtime stories - but the eager chicken just can’t help warning the fairy-tale characters about the dangers they face. Frustrated to no end, Papa finally gives the little chicken the chance to tell a tale. Now will Papa be able to stop himself from interrupting?
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Over 9 bucks, for this? REALLY!?
- By KT on 08-31-19
By: David Ezra Stein
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Bodies Are Cool
- By: Tyler Feder
- Narrated by: Tyler Feder
- Length: 3 mins
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From the way a body jiggles to the scars a body bears, this book is a pure celebration of all the different human bodies that exist in the world. Highlighting the various skin tones, body shapes, and hair types is just the beginning in this truly inclusive audiobook. With its exuberant refrain, this book will instill body positivity and confidence in the youngest of listeners.
By: Tyler Feder
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Creepy Carrots
- By: Aaron Reynolds
- Narrated by: James Naughton
- Length: 8 mins
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In this hilarious audiobook, The Twilight Zone comes to the carrot patch as a rabbit fears his favorite treats are out to get him.
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My kids love it!
- By J. M. Robison on 09-27-20
By: Aaron Reynolds
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Red: A Crayon's Story
- By: Michael Hall
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 4 mins
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This is a story about a crayon I know. I wrote it for you.
By: Michael Hall
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Click Clack Moo: Cows That Type
- By: Doreen Cronin
- Narrated by: Randy Travis
- Length: 6 mins
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A bunch of literate cows go on strike after Farmer Brown refuses to give in to their demands of electric blankets when the barn gets too cold. "Cows that type. Hens on strike!" How will Farmer Brown resolve his problems?
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I loved this!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-09-17
By: Doreen Cronin
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The Napping House
- By: Audrey Wood
- Narrated by: Melissa Leebaert
- Length: 4 mins
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With just one bite, a wakeful flea atop a pile of sleeping creatures causes a commotion.
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this one has pictures just like the book
- By Prime 40 somthing on 08-03-16
By: Audrey Wood
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I Don't Want to Read This Book
- By: Max Greenfield
- Narrated by: Max Greenfield
- Length: 4 mins
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From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite Schmidt from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious audiobook for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids - and grown-ups - who do).
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Schmidt!!!
- By Phoenix on 01-26-23
By: Max Greenfield
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Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
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It’s getting dark out, but one stubborn Pigeon is NOT going to bed! Children will love this interactive bedtime romp, which puts readers back in the driver’s seat, deflecting Pigeon’s sly trickery as he tries to escape his inevitable bedtime. Will you let him stay up late?
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LEVI
- By Da peeps who listen on 01-26-18
By: Mo Willems
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The King of Kindergarten
- By: Derrick Barnes
- Narrated by: Sullivan Jones
- Length: 5 mins
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Starting kindergarten is a big milestone - and the hero of this story is ready to make his mark! He's dressed himself, eaten a pile of pancakes, and can't wait to be part of a whole new kingdom of kids. The day will be jam-packed, but he's up to the challenge, taking new experiences in stride with his infectious enthusiasm! And afterward, he can't wait to tell his proud parents all about his achievements - and then wake up to start another day.
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Good Story, but not a good audio book.
- By EJS on 06-19-22
By: Derrick Barnes
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The Good Egg
- By: Jory John
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 6 mins
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Meet the good egg. He’s a verrrrrry good egg indeed. But trying to be so good is hard when everyone else is plain ol’ rotten. As the other eggs in the dozen behave badly, the good egg starts to crack from all the pressure of feeling like he has to be perfect. So, he decides enough is enough! It’s time for him to make a change.... Jory John hatches a funny and charming story that reminds us of the importance of balance, self-care, and accepting those who we love (even if they are sometimes a bit rotten).
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The Good Egg Cracked Us Up
- By Mamibear Brown on 07-29-20
By: Jory John
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Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
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Once upon a time, there were three hungry dinosaurs: Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur...and a dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway. One day - for no particular reason - they decided to tidy up their house, make the beds, and prepare pudding of varying temperatures. And then - for no particular reason - they decided to go...someplace else. They were definitely not setting a trap for some succulent, unsupervised little girl.
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Great with the voices!
- By Carrie Jane Sparks on 07-03-23
By: Mo Willems
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Laurie Berkner's Song and Story Kitchen
- Season 1
- By: Laurie Berkner, The Laurie Berkner Band
- Narrated by: Laurie Berkner, Josiah Gaffney
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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Laurie Berkner’s Song and Story Kitchen weaves Laurie’s stories, original music, and age-appropriate themes into her fun-filled kitchen where she whips up yummy food, songs, and stories along with her good friend and sidekick, Thelonius Pig (Josiah Gaffney).
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Very entertaining for my almost 4 year old.
- By enm on 11-06-18
By: Laurie Berkner, and others
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My Mouth Is a Volcano
- By: Julia Cook
- Narrated by: Julia Cook
- Length: 8 mins
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Louis always interrupts! All of his thoughts are very important to him, and when he has something to say, his words rumble and grumble in his tummy, they wiggle and jiggle on his tongue, and then they push on his teeth, right before he erupts (or interrupts)! But when others begin to interrupt Louis, he learns how to respectfully wait for his turn to talk. Told from Louis' perspective, this story provides parents, teachers, and counselors with an entertaining way to teach children the value of respecting others, by listening and waiting for their turn to speak.
By: Julia Cook
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- Aurora Walker
- 08-06-18
One of my favorite books, read by the author
I love that they offer both a male and female narration. This is one of my absolute favorite children’s stories. It is so much fun. It contains a lot of nonsense words, so I liked the chance to listen to the Audible version to see how Novak pronounces everything. He does a great narration job. It is a simple read-along performance.
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- shandigp
- 02-23-19
Hilarious, and TWO great performances!
Just about every kid is going to love this funny book...and so will adults! Great buy!
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- Lu-Amazon
- 06-06-21
Best audiobook for kids ever! Hilarious!!! 😂
We just finished listening to it for the first time with my daughter (5.5yo) and son (3.5yo), and we just couldn’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂
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- Anonymous User
- 04-03-21
This audiobook is simply easy and informative.
This audiobook is simply easy and informative.This audiobook is simply easy and informative.This audiobook is simply easy and informative.
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- SJerdan
- 01-30-17
My kid is in STICHES!
What made the experience of listening to The Book with No Pictures the most enjoyable?
It is just hysterical. and it was made to read aloud!
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Book with No Pictures?
My child is laughing a lot~~~
Which character – as performed by B. J. Novak and Busy Phillips – was your favorite?
They are both great, its nice to have the different interpretations. just be aware.... you're going to have to listen to the book twice!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I haven't seen my child laugh that authentically in awhile. Thank you.
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- dancer
- 08-01-22
Kids love this book
Kids love this book so got it on audible. They like the book better than this audible. Was hoping they would like it more but they listened once and that was enough for them. They would rather get out the hardback and read it.
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- Moose
- 02-15-15
Hilarious!!!!
This had my whole family (4 years to 60 years) laughing out loud! Great audio and great book! Love it!!!
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- AlmostAmishMama
- 05-20-19
Funniest kids book ever!
If you can read with voices and emotion, if you can make letters on the page turn into silly sounds, if you love to make your kid squirm in anticipation and giggle, this is the book for you! The book MUST be read exactly as written. Those are the rules. Who needs pictures, when the person reading the book HAS to say they are a monkey and they MUST read with a monkey voice? Pictures are irrelevant when the person reading says "BA-DOOOOONGY FACE!" Go forth, and make your favorite child laugh out loud.
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- Lucas Samples
- 09-13-20
Kids Book
I didn't know this was a kids book when I bought it haha, seems like a good one though.
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- john & Linda Devlin
- 11-23-15
Kids love it!
My 5 year old grandaughter just told me about this book.I purchased the audiobook and we stll laughing
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