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Rico Banderas is a cocky but good-hearted smuggler, accompanied by his sassy AI companion Sam. While on a routine cargo run in his aging freighter The Sapphire, Rico is suddenly attacked by mysterious raiders. His ship is damaged and he's forced to make an emergency crash landing on a strange new planet. Rico finds himself stranded in a lush valley inhabited by exotic beast-like humanoids called Beastkin. Though resembling animals with fur, claws, tails, and animal ears, they walk upright and possess human-level intelligence and speech.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Dungeon raid scaled out to planet sized proportions!
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 04-16-24
By: Austin Beck
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Rise of a Tank
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: G.D. Temple
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 36
Herald Stone always built tank characters in every MMORPG he played. Being immortal—that was his first Goal ever, a simple childhood dream. However, the turbulent realities of life put an end to his gaming days. Years passed, and Herald Stone, now having attained success and stability, was presented with the opportunity to redeem himself...to fulfill his first Goal. Trivial? Childish? Others might think so.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun low stakes read
- By Chas on 03-07-24
By: G.D. Temple
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Skillful
- The Ascension Series, Book 1
- By: Matthew Husar
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 20 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 21
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Story4 out of 5 stars 21
Orphaned in the Advent and the turmoil that followed, James aka Skillful C, has grown into the best Hunter he can be. A man denied Skills, the transcendental gifts of the System, and his rightful place in his father's guild, James has tried his hardest, coming up short again and again to his Skilled brethren. Those Hunters stand astride the changed world.
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1 out of 5 stars
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DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 03-19-24
By: Matthew Husar
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 03-23-24
Hilarious.
I really don’t know if this is a parody of the zombie genre of audiobooks or a slam on society as a whole. But there was more than one time that I laughed at the complete absurdity of it all. The very fact that it is AI narrated makes it even more hilarious.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Nol
- 05-03-24
Mon-PC
Mostly read well. Some inflection directed in the text not used as a human reader would.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 04-01-24
AI voice was same for all characters
AI voice was same for every character. The story was interesting, but could have been better.
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