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Seriously...I'm Kidding | [Ellen DeGeneres]

Seriously...I'm Kidding

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Nicolle Moore 12-17-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Incredibly boring"
    What would have made Seriously...I'm Kidding better?

    Let me start by saying that I really like Ellen, and that's why I didn't think it was necessary to read the reviews before I downloaded this. I was wrong. After I was about 30 minutes in, I went back and read the reviews. One reviewer mentioned it seemed like Ellen had a book deal and then realized she had nothing to write about..and that seems spot on. It's boring, nothing connects and most disappointing of all..it's not even funny or amusing in the least. Save your $$ and go for a different book.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    Not funny..just random thoughts


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    I usually enjoy listening to Ellen but I couldn't even finish the book her voice seems very monotone and is really boring to listen to. T


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    The entire thing. It's ridiculously dull.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Christina 12-09-14
    Christina 12-09-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Ellen is, as always, adorable."
    What did you like best about Seriously...I'm Kidding? What did you like least?

    I loved that it was read by Ellen. She's one of the world's best entertainers and I was not disappointed in her performance with narrating this audio book. I didn't particularly love the content of the book in that I was expecting something different. I had hoped to get a real feeling for the thoughts Ellen has on life and was met with cute, albeit funny, anecdotes.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    jacky 11-15-14
    jacky 11-15-14
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    "DIsappointing"
    Any additional comments?

    I love Ellen, but wow. This book is basically all the things that were probably cut from her other books. No rhyme or reason, just a bunch of nonsense. To top it off, she sounds so bored. Really really really disappointing

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Joseph 10-26-14
    Joseph 10-26-14 Member Since 2014

    Looking for an inspiration.

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    "Seriously...I'm Kidding -From One Man Perspective"
    Where does Seriously...I'm Kidding rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I would rank this book 5 STAR.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I like the way Ellen narrates the story to the listener. To me it just catches my attention. I find that this book is portable, no matter where you are in the world, in the living room, bathtub, beach or in the bus you will be able to relate to the story and enjoy the book.


    Have you listened to any of Ellen DeGeneres’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Listening to Ellen is listening to Ellen she is funny and playful in her speech as usual.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    I actually loved the topic on "Stuff" it made me think of my life and really many other chapters that I can relate to think more about my life and it really moved me.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Nicole 10-17-14
    Nicole 10-17-14
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    "Love Ellen, but not this book"
    What would have made Seriously...I'm Kidding better?

    I would have liked to learn more about Ellen's life.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    I love Ellen but this was pretty painful to get through. One chapter was just random sounds...bloop bleep bam etc... It was pretty rambling and I didn't get a clear picture of what she was going for.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Tessa Newby MI usa 10-06-14
    Tessa Newby MI usa 10-06-14 Member Since 2014
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    "I loved it"
    Any additional comments?

    My only issue with the book, agreeing with some other reviews, was there wasn't much story. If you're looking to learn anything about Ellen- you won't. Or if you're looking to hear some stories- you won't. It's not an essay or memoir format so much as just Ellen being Ellen. I found it absolutely hilarious. It's comparable to her stand-up specials in jokes and performance. DEFINITELY entertaining and laugh out loud hilarity. I recommend it overall.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Antoine 09-07-14
    Antoine 09-07-14
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    "If you love Ellen, you'll love this audiobook!"
    If you could sum up Seriously...I'm Kidding in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, creative, easy to listen to


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I never had a book have me laugh several times per chapter. Wait, change that to loud giggling every few lines. It's absolutely hilarious and light.


    Any additional comments?

    The book felt like a standup routine. I love Ellen's humour and I loved this book!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    susan 08-13-14
    susan 08-13-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Listen over and over"
    What did you love best about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    Ellen is just so funny. Her opinions about different issues will keep you in stitches.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    K 07-25-14
    K 07-25-14
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    "not her best"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Ellen is amazing, hilarious, and clever. This book is lacking, even with all of her clever lines, it was lacking substance. Came off like a book of randomly places jokes.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Ellen DeGeneres? Why or why not?

    I hope her earlier books are better.


    Did Seriously...I'm Kidding inspire you to do anything?

    She has some good lines, makes me wish I could make jokes as interesting as hers.


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    Nick Santo Domingo, DR 04-17-14
    Nick Santo Domingo, DR 04-17-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Just great..."
    If you could sum up Seriously...I'm Kidding in three words, what would they be?

    Fun, light and refreshing.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Ellen, because is a biographical book.


    What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Ellen is an extremely funny person, and she has a pretty funny voice. It felt as if she was doing stand-up (which she was great at).


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed, a lot.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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