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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Julie 02-23-16
    Julie 02-23-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Ellen..."

    If you love Ellen, you will love this book!! It is entertaining and witty and laugh out loud funny like her!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Mervyn 02-02-16
    Mervyn 02-02-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious!"

    Not too sure why there are so many negative reviews... I personally found it great! Seriously... I'm not kidding.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Brianna Brown 05-09-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Hilarious, wonderful book!"

    I just love Ellen. She is warm and caring and so personable. Obviously she is hilariously witty and intelligent and effortlessly beautiful. But what really strikes me is that she is so personable and relatable, and really, truly cares about other people. This book had me laughing out loud so much that I had to replay the chapters several times before I actually heard everything, because I would laugh so hard I couldn't hear the rest of what she said. Highly recommended.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Talia TULSA, OK, United States 03-11-13
    Talia TULSA, OK, United States 03-11-13 Member Since 2016
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    "DeGeneres leaves you laughing"

    I've been a fan of Ellen's writing since picking up her first book "My Point... And I Do Have One" back in high school. She's funny, witty, relatable and honest. Plus, she's optimistic and positive.

    This book combines her random thought conversation style and throws in bits and pieces from her own life. I think her willingness to be honest and share things from her experience is one of the main reasons she connects so well with her readers/audience. Another reason is that even though she is relentless in encouraging people to be positive, look for the joys in life and appreciate every day, she never comes across as pushy or preachy.

    I laughed a lot while reading this, and when I was done, I felt really good about my life and how lucky I am for what I have. I recommend you read this book. I think you'll be glad you did.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Mercedes Quilmes, Argentina 10-06-11
    Mercedes Quilmes, Argentina 10-06-11 Member Since 2014

    Graphic designer and University professor. I love comics and to be always learning something new!

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    "Another GREAT book from Ellen"

    I'm lucky to have been raised vegan like my parents and understand so much all she talks about positivism and kindness... The book fills you up with so much love and laughter that it's contagious!
    For huge fans of Ellen like me, a little warning, there's a bunch of stuff she has already used on her monologues on her show but it's still funny :P

    I live more than a 1.000.000 miles from USA and still makes a difference in my life! I loved it!

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Aja Duncanville, TX, United States 06-02-12
    Aja Duncanville, TX, United States 06-02-12 Member Since 2015

    I absolutely love audible! I read constantly and there is nothing better than finding a new series to follow. I'm a syfy/fant kinda gal.

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    "Good for a quick laugh"
    Where does Seriously...I'm Kidding rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    It's mid level. I've read better but I've read worse...


    Would you be willing to try another book from Ellen DeGeneres? Why or why not?

    Yes. This book was good for a few great laughs. I like Ellen in general and enjoy her comedy.


    What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her sarcasm about real life simple acts really entertains.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    I loved her describing her cover girl experience.


    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Frauke United States 03-29-12
    Frauke United States 03-29-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Thought it would be funnier."
    What disappointed you about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    It was not as funny as her show. Maybe the ambience during the show makes her funnier.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    It started out well but fizzled toward the end.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    The narration was OK.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    Quite a few after two-thirds of the book.


    Any additional comments?

    I still like her humor, just not in book form.

    6 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Laura United States 04-08-12
    Laura United States 04-08-12 Member Since 2016

    You stay classy, Planet Earth.

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    "I was really disappointed."
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I'm not really sure who would like this.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    The way this was read was so awkward. It just sounded all wrong. Not funny at all.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    It didn't sound natural. Took away from the funny writing.


    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Emma Oslo, Norway 03-18-13
    Emma Oslo, Norway 03-18-13
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    "She has nothing to say"
    Would you try another book from Ellen DeGeneres and/or Ellen DeGeneres?

    No


    Would you ever listen to anything by Ellen DeGeneres again?

    Probably not.


    What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Hearing it read by her seems more funny than reading it.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Some tiny funny bits.


    Any additional comments?

    No

    8 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 06-22-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Loved it!"

    I loved her book! It is so heart warming and inspiring to follow your self and dreams. She also is so hilarious definitely recommend it!

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  • Suej
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    1/13/13
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    "Friendly drivel"

    I thought I’d try this as a bit of light relief from the thrillers or serious novels I usually get. Ellen as a narrator is good; her voice is warm and engaging. Unfortunately the book itself is pure drivel. I expected after the glib introduction that it would settle down to some kind of interesting context, but it doesn’t, she skips through wise cracks on a number of topics without really saying anything at all. I gave up after chapter 7 and fast forwarded in the hope that I hit on something worthwhile. I didn’t. Very disappointing.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Timothy
    7/23/15
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    "Not funny"

    Not the book I was hoping for. Little chapters that sometimes made no sense. I was disappointed by the content.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • William
    Lytham, United Kingdom
    5/7/15
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    "Too Silly"

    Really gutted about this book. She's so funny! But I wanted abit more info about her life not silly noises, and loads of info about how I should live my life. I though it was an autobiography?

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Cass
    4/5/15
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    "Fluff. Pleasant fluff, but fluff nonetheless."
    Would you try another book written by Ellen DeGeneres or narrated by Ellen DeGeneres?

    Narrated? Definitely. I enjoy Ellen's patter and I'm a big fan of hers. The performance was the saving grace of these three hours.

    Written? Well... that's another story. There's nothing to this book. There are a few funny bits, of course, but probably fewer than you'd get watching one episode of her show (or binge watching clips on YouTube). She also tries to bring forward her thoughts on positivity and self-worth, but never gets beyond the surface or says anything that couldn't fit on a greeting card.

    Its like she tried to write a memoir, a self-help book, and a comedy book all at once, but didn't trust her audience to stick with her for more than a few hours. What you're left with is a disappointing jack-of-all trades with no depth or direction.

    I wouldn't absolutely rule out another book by her, but I'll be very suspicious of future offerings, which is a shame. I know she can do better.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Kai
    Inverness, Scotland
    7/25/13
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    "Funny and easy listen"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Good for a laugh and gives a few points on which to think on. It was read like an extension of her monologues. Not to expect a deep, thought provoking serious novel which looks greatly into Ellen's personal life or anything like that or even following any story line of sorts. It was an overall light, relaxing, funny, random and enjoyable book to listen to and there were many moments which made me laugh throughout the book. The narration by Ellen herself added humour and a warmth to the book which i greatly enjoyed listening to it from beginning to end.

    Great listen for any fan of Ellen


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • keali
    5/29/16
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    "Couldn't stop listening!"

    Could not stop listening to this audio book. Ellen is such an inspiration and makes me laugh so much.
    I recommend this audio book toliterally everyone. It most certainly will cheer you up if you're having a bad day, and will put you in an even better mood if you're having a good day.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    3/29/16
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    "terrible"

    normally I love Ellen but this was pure tripe. I want my money back please. seriously. ... not kidding

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rebecca
    2/14/16
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    "Warm, funny Ellen."

    listened while on a road trip. great for any Ellen fans. Lots of chuckles. recommended.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Piret
    1/2/16
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    "Was hoping more..."

    I loved to listen Ellen, she is very expressive. The story didn't have much value for me.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rachel
    7/30/15
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    "great book!"

    This book kept me widely entertained on long journeys - highly insightful but in a comedic way

    cannot recommend enough

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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