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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Lauren Voit 05-07-15
    Lauren Voit 05-07-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious"

    Absolutely loved it! What a pick me up!! She makes relevant points but it's so funny all the way through.

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    ISRAEL Miami Beach, FL, United States 05-06-15
    ISRAEL Miami Beach, FL, United States 05-06-15 Member Since 2010
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    love the script and the narrative. ..it was very entertaining and kept my attention through the readings

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    Katie 04-29-15
    Katie 04-29-15
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    "Meh"

    My expectations may have been too high for this, but I was disappointed. Maybe because I think Ellen had great observational stand-up and her show seems great from clips I've seen and the few times I've watched, but in those settings you see her AND hear her and I think that helps her delivery. I have not read or listened to her previous books. I just thought this Audible choice would be funny and it was kind of boring. She wasn't as animated as I thought and I just kept picturing her in a sound booth, annoyed that she had to narrate her own book. Haha. I'm still a fan of hers, but I think I would have liked this book better if I had read it in print.

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    Kindle Customer 04-21-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Loved it!!!"

    Super funny!!! Highly recommend it!!! Helen once again does it!!! Love love love love love love love love it!!! Amazing

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    Ferren 04-17-15
    Ferren 04-17-15
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    "Not as funny as I thought."

    Not as funny as I thought. I am a big fan of her but I don't think this book really worth this price. Nothing much in the book worth to read neither.. Too bad

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    Ryan 04-15-15
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    "Ellen is a great friend to have"

    This is fantastic! feels like Ellen is just chilling and having a chat with me.

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    Alex 04-08-15
    Alex 04-08-15
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    "FANTASTIC"

    As always, Ellen is witty, humorous and compassionate! She proves that with some creativity you can do anything, bring us all on this little adventure of hilarity and sincerity.

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    Frances 04-03-15
    Frances 04-03-15 Member Since 2015
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    "I LOVED IT!"

    I am going to read AGAIN! in going through a tough time at work and i needed to heat this THANKS SO VERY, VERY MUCH! I did not want Ellen to end!

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    SweetyGirl42 Allentown, PA, United States 04-01-15
    SweetyGirl42 Allentown, PA, United States 04-01-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Light, easy listening"

    Not riveting but enjoyable. I found it funny and that is the whole point after all. It is random thoughts and not a specific theme or story.

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    Amazon Customer 04-01-15
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    "outstanding!"

    I've always been a huge fan of Ellen, but this takes it to a whole new level. it makes me feel connected with her. the book is appropriate for all ages. its funny, and its well read. im glad i bought it on audible instead of reading it. thank you Ellen for giving me something to do during math class. not like I pay attention anyways.

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