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Seriously...I'm Kidding | [Ellen DeGeneres]

Seriously...I'm Kidding

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Tracy Vernon, BC, Canada 11-22-11
    Tracy Vernon, BC, Canada 11-22-11
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    "Ellen Is A Hoot"

    I found this book a great listen on a long trip. It helped pass the time. I find Ellen very funny.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    nancy jamaica, ny, United States 11-12-11
    nancy jamaica, ny, United States 11-12-11
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    "it was okay"

    Well as I was listening I was not sure was it meant to be funny or is it because it was an audiable. I love Ellen and she makes me laugh and smile. But the audio book did not come across as I thought. But I do love Ellen.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Paul atlanta, GA, United States 11-11-11
    Paul atlanta, GA, United States 11-11-11 Member Since 2007
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    "Unexpectedly poor"

    I thought Ellen is funny and looked forward to this audiobook. It is terrible. She may be a comedian, but she is no author. Her jokes were weak, lame, and infantile. Take "chapter 29": she sits there insulting our intelligence by making sounds, somewhat like a 5 year old does when he finds a tape recorder. Another comedian (Steve Martin) wrote an autobiography and succeeded. She doesnt. She doesn't even entertain. This book demands of me to review my prior conceptions (mis-) of this comedian. Save yourself the money!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Cristi Fairfax, CA, United States 10-29-11
    Cristi Fairfax, CA, United States 10-29-11 Member Since 2011
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    ".pdfs?"

    Great book...although she does mention .pdfs...and there were none attached. Love her book though!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Dorie Glendale, CA, United States 10-22-11
    Dorie Glendale, CA, United States 10-22-11 Member Since 2010

    "Cake Artist"

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    "A Delightful Escape"

    I'm a huge fan of Ellen's sweet humor and I enjoyed getting away from the world's problems for a few hours while listening to this book. It sure helps to have the actual author as narrator.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Mercedes Quilmes, Argentina 10-06-11
    Mercedes Quilmes, Argentina 10-06-11 Member Since 2011

    Graphic designer and University professor. I love comics and to be always learning something new!

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    "Another GREAT book from Ellen"

    I'm lucky to have been raised vegan like my parents and understand so much all she talks about positivism and kindness... The book fills you up with so much love and laughter that it's contagious!
    For huge fans of Ellen like me, a little warning, there's a bunch of stuff she has already used on her monologues on her show but it's still funny :P

    I live more than a 1.000.000 miles from USA and still makes a difference in my life! I loved it!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Angela Lugoff, SC, United States 10-06-11
    Angela Lugoff, SC, United States 10-06-11 Member Since 2005
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    "I love Ellen, but this was not my favorite"

    There are several funny lines and observations in typical Ellen style. Is there supposed to be a PDF?

    2 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Rockville, IN, United States 03-19-13
    Rebecca Rockville, IN, United States 03-19-13
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    "Ellen"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I have not listened to this book yet. I'm sure I will love it. I love Ellen. She does such great stuff for so many people that it is wonderful to watch her show. Awesome.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Have not listened.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Don't know.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Don't know.


    Any additional comments?

    None!!!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    mark minneapolis, MN, United States 11-22-11
    mark minneapolis, MN, United States 11-22-11
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    "Boring, poor flow, poor"

    I was really dissatisfied with this book. I felt like she phoned this one in. The story did not flow well, stories we not very funny.
    Felt like she was just reading it. I feel it was done with the same enthusiasm as high school home work

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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