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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Kindle Customer 04-21-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Loved it!!!"

    Super funny!!! Highly recommend it!!! Helen once again does it!!! Love love love love love love love love it!!! Amazing

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    Ferren 04-17-15
    Ferren 04-17-15
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    "Not as funny as I thought."

    Not as funny as I thought. I am a big fan of her but I don't think this book really worth this price. Nothing much in the book worth to read neither.. Too bad

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    Ryan 04-15-15
    Ryan 04-15-15
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    "Ellen is a great friend to have"

    This is fantastic! feels like Ellen is just chilling and having a chat with me.

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    Alex 04-08-15
    Alex 04-08-15
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    "FANTASTIC"

    As always, Ellen is witty, humorous and compassionate! She proves that with some creativity you can do anything, bring us all on this little adventure of hilarity and sincerity.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Frances 04-03-15
    Frances 04-03-15 Member Since 2015
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    "I LOVED IT!"

    I am going to read AGAIN! in going through a tough time at work and i needed to heat this THANKS SO VERY, VERY MUCH! I did not want Ellen to end!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    CAROLYN Allentown, PA, United States 04-01-15
    CAROLYN Allentown, PA, United States 04-01-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Light, easy listening"

    Not riveting but enjoyable. I found it funny and that is the whole point after all. It is random thoughts and not a specific theme or story.

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    Amazon Customer 04-01-15
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    "outstanding!"

    I've always been a huge fan of Ellen, but this takes it to a whole new level. it makes me feel connected with her. the book is appropriate for all ages. its funny, and its well read. im glad i bought it on audible instead of reading it. thank you Ellen for giving me something to do during math class. not like I pay attention anyways.

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    Mojosgirl NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA, US 03-31-15
    Mojosgirl NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA, US 03-31-15
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    "Love Ellen not the Book"

    Purely all jokes, waste of time and a lot nothingness to fill pages. Nothing very original or profound. Sorry I didn't like this at all.

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    Dagny11 03-30-15
    Dagny11 03-30-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Fun and funny"

    It's a fun and funny light-hearted book that gives a nice insight into Ellen and her approach to life.

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    Josh M Kentucky 03-29-15
    Josh M Kentucky 03-29-15

    Joshua A. Martin

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    "Seriously...This book was Awesome 😃"

    Kept me laughing and had some amazing advice. Ellen is seriously an amazing writer and person.

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  • Suej
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    1/13/13
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    "Friendly drivel"

    I thought I’d try this as a bit of light relief from the thrillers or serious novels I usually get. Ellen as a narrator is good; her voice is warm and engaging. Unfortunately the book itself is pure drivel. I expected after the glib introduction that it would settle down to some kind of interesting context, but it doesn’t, she skips through wise cracks on a number of topics without really saying anything at all. I gave up after chapter 7 and fast forwarded in the hope that I hit on something worthwhile. I didn’t. Very disappointing.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Timothy
    7/23/15
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    "Not funny"

    Not the book I was hoping for. Little chapters that sometimes made no sense. I was disappointed by the content.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • William
    Lytham, United Kingdom
    5/7/15
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    "Too Silly"

    Really gutted about this book. She's so funny! But I wanted abit more info about her life not silly noises, and loads of info about how I should live my life. I though it was an autobiography?

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Cass
    4/5/15
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    "Fluff. Pleasant fluff, but fluff nonetheless."
    Would you try another book written by Ellen DeGeneres or narrated by Ellen DeGeneres?

    Narrated? Definitely. I enjoy Ellen's patter and I'm a big fan of hers. The performance was the saving grace of these three hours.

    Written? Well... that's another story. There's nothing to this book. There are a few funny bits, of course, but probably fewer than you'd get watching one episode of her show (or binge watching clips on YouTube). She also tries to bring forward her thoughts on positivity and self-worth, but never gets beyond the surface or says anything that couldn't fit on a greeting card.

    Its like she tried to write a memoir, a self-help book, and a comedy book all at once, but didn't trust her audience to stick with her for more than a few hours. What you're left with is a disappointing jack-of-all trades with no depth or direction.

    I wouldn't absolutely rule out another book by her, but I'll be very suspicious of future offerings, which is a shame. I know she can do better.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Kai
    Inverness, Scotland
    7/25/13
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    "Funny and easy listen"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Good for a laugh and gives a few points on which to think on. It was read like an extension of her monologues. Not to expect a deep, thought provoking serious novel which looks greatly into Ellen's personal life or anything like that or even following any story line of sorts. It was an overall light, relaxing, funny, random and enjoyable book to listen to and there were many moments which made me laugh throughout the book. The narration by Ellen herself added humour and a warmth to the book which i greatly enjoyed listening to it from beginning to end.

    Great listen for any fan of Ellen


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • keali
    5/29/16
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    "Couldn't stop listening!"

    Could not stop listening to this audio book. Ellen is such an inspiration and makes me laugh so much.
    I recommend this audio book toliterally everyone. It most certainly will cheer you up if you're having a bad day, and will put you in an even better mood if you're having a good day.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    3/29/16
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    "terrible"

    normally I love Ellen but this was pure tripe. I want my money back please. seriously. ... not kidding

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rebecca
    2/14/16
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    "Warm, funny Ellen."

    listened while on a road trip. great for any Ellen fans. Lots of chuckles. recommended.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Piret
    1/2/16
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    "Was hoping more..."

    I loved to listen Ellen, she is very expressive. The story didn't have much value for me.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rachel
    7/30/15
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    "great book!"

    This book kept me widely entertained on long journeys - highly insightful but in a comedic way

    cannot recommend enough

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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