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Just a Guy

By: Bill Engvall, Alan Eisenstock
Narrated by: Bill Engvall
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Publisher's summary

Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.

In this memoir, Bill Engvall takes you on the rollicking ride of his life, including his childhood in Texas and adolescence in Arizona (where he became a fixture in local emergency rooms, the result of massive amounts of non-thinking behavior while trying to impress girls or torture his sisters); following his dream as a stand-up comic and, gulp, singer; and his brief stint in children's theater while sharing the stage and the back of a van with the director's dog. You'll also hear about his bumbling and riotous courtship of, and then marriage to, Gail, the love of his life. And finally, Bill talks about fatherhood and remaining, to this day, a well-meaning but flawed parent.

Through it all, Bill gamely stumbles along, struggling to maintain a facade of confidence and control. Far from a superhero, Bill Engvall is an everyday Everyman, the poster boy for normal. The result is disarming, perceptive, wildly funny, and unexpectedly moving. Just a Guy will make you laugh out loud and tug at your heart.

©2007 Bill Engvall (P)2007 Audio Renaissance, a division of Holtzbrinck Publishers LLC

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Kept me interested. Easy listen.

I'm glad I listened instead if read this book. I think hearing it in Bill's voice made it better. my favorite parts were about his wife. I could hear the love from the moment she entered the story.

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Laugh out loud

I love Bill, and hearing him read the story of his life and putting it in the context that he did makes you smile at yourself more.

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Just a smile at every chapter!

Just a wonderful and enjoyable book! Loved every minute of it! A definite read/listen!

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Humbly relieving with heartwarming heartburn GREAT

I've always admired billing while I was a comedian. after reading this book, I feel that anything goes. I look forward to reading this book again when I feel like being a guy is just enough.

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Most favorite comic

Bill has got to be the best ever comedian I have ever watched.

Thank you for all the laughs!

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Great story

Bill Engvall writes a great book about his life. True to his style, he has so many funny stories to share with us, some are from his comedy routene while others are personal stories of hardships and trials in his life. One of my favorite things is that Bill reads his own book and as a result he knows the correct pace to share his stories. he can build up everyone the right was, making it feel more like he is there telling you his story and not listening to a book.

I really love how he can make fun of himself no mater what he is doing. not really making excuses for his stupidity but being able to laugh at himself.

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A great listen

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. I would recommend this to a friend. It is just like being in a room and listening to Bill talk to you directly.

Which scene was your favorite?

his baseball stories were my favourite.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I went back to listen quite a few times. I really enjoyed Bill's voice along with the stories.

Any additional comments?

You will not be disappointed.

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well writer and well read!

I found myself laughing, crying and just having a great time. Bill really is on heck of a guy. If you get this book you will enjoy it all the way to the end.

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Well-Worth the 1/2 credit I spent on it

Would you consider the audio edition of Just a Guy to be better than the print version?

Bill Engvall's performance in reading this book is what makes it so personable and fun to listen to.

What does Bill Engvall bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

It felt more like you were have a conversation with the man over a few beers.

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Engvall says it all!!

If you could sum up Just a Guy in three words, what would they be?

funny, human,entertaining

What did you like best about this story?

his love of family

What does Bill Engvall bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

his voice and the way he can tell a story

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

the part about his wife

Any additional comments?

enough said .......... read the book!!

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