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Just a Guy

By: Bill Engvall, Alan Eisenstock
Narrated by: Bill Engvall
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Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.

In this memoir, Bill Engvall takes you on the rollicking ride of his life, including his childhood in Texas and adolescence in Arizona (where he became a fixture in local emergency rooms, the result of massive amounts of non-thinking behavior while trying to impress girls or torture his sisters); following his dream as a stand-up comic and, gulp, singer; and his brief stint in children's theater while sharing the stage and the back of a van with the director's dog. You'll also hear about his bumbling and riotous courtship of, and then marriage to, Gail, the love of his life. And finally, Bill talks about fatherhood and remaining, to this day, a well-meaning but flawed parent.

Through it all, Bill gamely stumbles along, struggling to maintain a facade of confidence and control. Far from a superhero, Bill Engvall is an everyday Everyman, the poster boy for normal. The result is disarming, perceptive, wildly funny, and unexpectedly moving. Just a Guy will make you laugh out loud and tug at your heart.

©2007 Bill Engvall (P)2007 Audio Renaissance, a division of Holtzbrinck Publishers LLC

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good read

very entertaining. he's tell us about how he grew up. opsticals he went threw and adventure he had learning his life very entertaining kept me interested

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Very entertaining!

Loved it! Very funny and heart warming, Bill tells a great story and shares his life story

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Just fun. Bill Engvall is a great story teller.

Would you listen to Just a Guy again? Why?

This was a good listen when you need something that is fun, heart felt and reasonably short. I enjoy listening to him tell his own story and felt better hearing him explain why he is "just a guy". For all us dads out here, it is good to know that we aren't the only ones dealing with ups and downs while we make more mistake after the other.

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I knew id love his book aswell!!!

What did you love best about Just a Guy?

The book made you feel like you know Bill and his family personally...

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Which character – as performed by Bill Engvall – was your favorite?

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This book left me feeling warm and fuzzy.... I love Bill comedy and i knew id love his book aswell... I wish i was really related to him because i feel like i am....He is awesome!!!

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Kept me interested. Easy listen.

I'm glad I listened instead if read this book. I think hearing it in Bill's voice made it better. my favorite parts were about his wife. I could hear the love from the moment she entered the story.

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Laugh out loud

I love Bill, and hearing him read the story of his life and putting it in the context that he did makes you smile at yourself more.

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Just a smile at every chapter!

Just a wonderful and enjoyable book! Loved every minute of it! A definite read/listen!

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Humbly relieving with heartwarming heartburn GREAT

I've always admired billing while I was a comedian. after reading this book, I feel that anything goes. I look forward to reading this book again when I feel like being a guy is just enough.

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Most favorite comic

Bill has got to be the best ever comedian I have ever watched.

Thank you for all the laughs!

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Great story

Bill Engvall writes a great book about his life. True to his style, he has so many funny stories to share with us, some are from his comedy routene while others are personal stories of hardships and trials in his life. One of my favorite things is that Bill reads his own book and as a result he knows the correct pace to share his stories. he can build up everyone the right was, making it feel more like he is there telling you his story and not listening to a book.

I really love how he can make fun of himself no mater what he is doing. not really making excuses for his stupidity but being able to laugh at himself.

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