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Crash and Burn | [Artie Lange, Anthony Bozza]

Crash and Burn

At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him-from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends. Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam.
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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him - from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends.

Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam. He never made the party, but instead used the trip as an opportunity to hole up in his hotel room with a prostitute and do drugs.

By turns dark and harrowing, hilarious and poignant, and always drop-dead honest, Crash and Burn is a blow-by-blow account of Lange's years of addiction, a suicide attempt (which he relates in terrifying detail), hitting rock bottom, stints in rehab, and painful relapses. With the help and support of friends and family, Lange manages to recover and get his life and career back on track. And despite his slip-ups, backslides, and permanent losses, Artie Lange forges on.

From drugs to sports to falling in love, Lange tells all in Crash and Burn, the story of his life that is as shocking as it is funny, ever tempered by his characteristic humor, self-awareness, and inimitable way with words.

©2013 Arthur Lange, Jr. (P)2013 Tantor

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    Hillary MORRIS, CT, United States 11-07-13
    Hillary MORRIS, CT, United States 11-07-13 Member Since 2011

    avoiding road rage one book at a time...

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    "[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess"

    About the narrator: For me, Too Fat to Fish in audio format was epic until Artie quit and allowed others to finish narrating his book. With Crash and Burn, Artie didn't even bother and contracted a hired gun. His choice of a narrator is puzzling - Artie's foul mouth, talk of prostitutes and drugs of epic proportions sound completely unnatural coming from Sean Runnette's mouth. A large percentage of Artie's charm is his delivery. NO ONE can tell an Artie story like Artie! So, the listener definitely loses here. Artie, for the love of GOD - read your own books - you are FANTASTIC at it!

    Hard to be critical of a phoenix attempting to rise from the ashes, but this book stumbled and fell on its face (however, not nearly as many times as Artie has).

    With or without drugs, Artie is a selfish guy. He is admittedly greedy, self-absorbed and was until recently (I think he is sober?) on a path of destruction that should have taken his life. The people that stood by him for the 5+ years he discusses in this book should be up for sainthood. I'm not making light of drug addiction or the gravity of clinical depression. Both are serious, combined are deadly, but this book goes into tremendous repetitive detail. About halfway through the book, it became annoyingly predictable: noncommittal attempts at sobriety, fists full of lies and plunges back into the abyss. It gets impossible to root for Artie when you hear the wake of chaos he lays down for everyone who ever loved him and the gigantic pity parties he attended in his own honor.

    I feel like this book was prematurely written and with the passage of time, more years of sobriety and more perspective, Artie could have edited this into something more meaningful. It is his story, so at the end of the day, he gets to tell it when and how he wants. I just expected more from this brilliantly gifted, whip-smart man. I do hope he is on the road to recovery he says he is on.

    Some reviewer was critical of Howard firing Artie... and I find that insulting and ridiculous. First, I adored Artie on the Stern Show and was heart-broken when he left. Howard built his show from the ground up and has been successful for 35+ years. He is fiercely loyal to his employees (he kept Jackie for all those years!). I can't imagine what it was like for Howard to watch Artie black-out during shows, fall asleep, speak incoherently, snore on air and treat his precious job so cavalierly. Artie says in his book many times Howard gave him a million chances - Artie screwed himself out of the show and he owns it. Howard runs a business and delivers a great product; his first priority are his fans. Artie disrespected the show, the fans and Howard. He deserved to lose his job.





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    jerry 04-05-14
    jerry 04-05-14 Member Since 2013

    Just another recovering drug addict Clean by the grace of God. Living with one leg & Cirrhosis of the Liver, waiting on a transplant.

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    "He's been there, I hope he makes it out"
    Where does Crash and Burn rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Definitely written by an addict. All our stories are the same. Its the bottom that's different. For pain is relevant to the individual.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Crash and Burn?

    The conclusion. For here is where he shows us just how much recovery he has and how much more healing is required. Resentment is our number 1 enemy. Addiction is a disease that will and must be treated daily. Just for Today.


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    Joshua REDWOOD CITY, CA, United States 03-10-14
    Joshua REDWOOD CITY, CA, United States 03-10-14 Member Since 2013

    mukor

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    "Compelling but depressing."

    If you are a long time Stern fan, like I am, this is a must read/listen. Expect more melancholy and funny. Makes it seem like most comedians are damaged people .

    I wish Artie read it, but Bozza did a good job.

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    Me REDDICK, FL, United States 02-09-14
    Me REDDICK, FL, United States 02-09-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Better than to Fat to Fish..Couldn't stop"
    What made the experience of listening to Crash and Burn the most enjoyable?

    Artie just tells it the way it is and it's funny at times and very sad at times but always entertaining


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    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14
    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Life of an addict"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, if the friend follows the Howard Stern show or is fan of Artie.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Sean Runnette?

    No, this was a hard assignment for Sean Runnette. The Author is a radio personality with an outstanding voice for Radio.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    How functioning addicts live and the great lengths they take to feed their addiction.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    David Korpel PA 12-27-13
    David Korpel PA 12-27-13

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    "Incredible story, almost unbelievable, poor narr."
    What did you love best about Crash and Burn?

    Great story, as always. Very sad though, horrible to hear someone in such pain. Unfortunately I find that I can relate to the feelings all too well.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Artie of course


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Not at all, very bad narration for this book. Artie narrating it himself would have put it over the top.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When he got really serious about Adrienne and you could tell he wasn't joking or trying to craft a story, he was telling it from the heart.


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    Chad United States 12-13-13
    Chad United States 12-13-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Entertaining and candid, but depressing"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    I never knew that Artie struggled with such hardcore drug addiction. Therefore, most of the book is focused on his addiction struggles, and there are many dark moments to the book, such as when he tried killing himself, or drinking Bleach (to get high). Props to Artie for being so forthright, and candid, however, I almost stopped listening to the book, due to how depressing it became. As someone who never used drugs, besides finding it difficult to relate, it became overwhelming.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Crash and Burn?

    When Artie first met his girlfriend (now fiance).


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The Playboy Mansion Story


    Do you think Crash and Burn needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    No.


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tanuki San Los Angeles, CA USA 12-06-13
    Tanuki San Los Angeles, CA USA 12-06-13 Member Since 2012

    I work. I ski. I play. I write. I have a family. I garden. I coach. I volunteer. I sketch. I run. I read.

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    "UUUUGGGGGHHHHHH"
    Would you try another book from Artie Lange and Anthony Bozza and/or Sean Runnette?

    I have had enough. I listened to Too Fat To Fish. I don't feel like making myself depressed.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    The most interesting aspect is that Artie survived all of this stuff. The least interesting is that everything seemed predictable.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Sean Runnette’s performances?

    It was not a good performance.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    I would go see it.


    Any additional comments?

    No

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Gregory United States 11-27-13
    Gregory United States 11-27-13 Member Since 2012

    Say something about yourself!

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    "His Poor Mother..."
    Where does Crash and Burn rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I don't listen to a lot of biographies, so it's hard to answer that.


    What about Sean Runnette’s performance did you like?

    He was perfect to read this book! He had that Jersey edge to his voice, but he was very easy to listen to. Great choice.


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    kris Garden Grove, CA, United States 11-23-13
    kris Garden Grove, CA, United States 11-23-13 Member Since 2012
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    "CRASH & BURN & SAVED"
    What made the experience of listening to Crash and Burn the most enjoyable?

    Artie's honesty intertwined with his signature humor


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    His Mom, sister, and Adrienne. Amazing women.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When he and the young guy were pulled over by cops and left to spend the night in the car. The way Artie tells that scene, I could almost see it as if I were there. Hysterical.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, it was hard to put down because I could hardly wait to hear what happened next. I was rooting for him at every chapter.


    Any additional comments?

    These celebrity "train wreck to sobriety" stories never cease to amaze me. The depths of what people do for drugs is beyond my comprehension. I have two glasses of wine and I worry about dumb things I may have done. I cannot imagine what they live through, by their own admission, by their own choices. It's always great to learn they've beat the demons.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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