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Crash and Burn | [Artie Lange, Anthony Bozza]

Crash and Burn

At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him-from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends. Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam.
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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him - from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends.

Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam. He never made the party, but instead used the trip as an opportunity to hole up in his hotel room with a prostitute and do drugs.

By turns dark and harrowing, hilarious and poignant, and always drop-dead honest, Crash and Burn is a blow-by-blow account of Lange's years of addiction, a suicide attempt (which he relates in terrifying detail), hitting rock bottom, stints in rehab, and painful relapses. With the help and support of friends and family, Lange manages to recover and get his life and career back on track. And despite his slip-ups, backslides, and permanent losses, Artie Lange forges on.

From drugs to sports to falling in love, Lange tells all in Crash and Burn, the story of his life that is as shocking as it is funny, ever tempered by his characteristic humor, self-awareness, and inimitable way with words.

©2013 Arthur Lange, Jr. (P)2013 Tantor

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    MysteryFan77 06-28-14
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    "Raw and Honest..."
    What made the experience of listening to Crash and Burn the most enjoyable?

    As a long time fan of Artie and the Howard Stern show, I felt there was so much that was going on with Artie that I wish I knew. This book exposed so much of what was going on "off the air" that I had it hard to stop listening. This book made so much make sense for me.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The brutal honesty and "nothing held back" attitude that Artie has. Fans of Artie already know how great he tells a story. When it comes to a serious topic that this book covers, Artie did an excellent job of keeping it as lighthearted as possible in a way that only he can.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Artie recounted his relationship with Adrienne and when he got 100% honest about the suicide attempt.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm always pulling for Artie.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Hillary MORRIS, CT, United States 11-07-13
    Hillary MORRIS, CT, United States 11-07-13 Member Since 2015

    avoiding road rage one book at a time...

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    "[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess"

    About the narrator: For me, Too Fat to Fish in audio format was epic until Artie quit and allowed others to finish narrating his book. With Crash and Burn, Artie didn't even bother and contracted a hired gun. His choice of a narrator is puzzling - Artie's foul mouth, talk of prostitutes and drugs of epic proportions sound completely unnatural coming from Sean Runnette's mouth. A large percentage of Artie's charm is his delivery. NO ONE can tell an Artie story like Artie! So, the listener definitely loses here. Artie, for the love of GOD - read your own books - you are FANTASTIC at it!

    Hard to be critical of a phoenix attempting to rise from the ashes, but this book stumbled and fell on its face (however, not nearly as many times as Artie has).

    With or without drugs, Artie is a selfish guy. He is admittedly greedy, self-absorbed and was until recently (I think he is sober?) on a path of destruction that should have taken his life. The people that stood by him for the 5+ years he discusses in this book should be up for sainthood. I'm not making light of drug addiction or the gravity of clinical depression. Both are serious, combined are deadly, but this book goes into tremendous repetitive detail. About halfway through the book, it became annoyingly predictable: noncommittal attempts at sobriety, fists full of lies and plunges back into the abyss. It gets impossible to root for Artie when you hear the wake of chaos he lays down for everyone who ever loved him and the gigantic pity parties he attended in his own honor.

    I feel like this book was prematurely written and with the passage of time, more years of sobriety and more perspective, Artie could have edited this into something more meaningful. It is his story, so at the end of the day, he gets to tell it when and how he wants. I just expected more from this brilliantly gifted, whip-smart man. I do hope he is on the road to recovery he says he is on.

    Some reviewer was critical of Howard firing Artie... and I find that insulting and ridiculous. First, I adored Artie on the Stern Show and was heart-broken when he left. Howard built his show from the ground up and has been successful for 35+ years. He is fiercely loyal to his employees (he kept Jackie for all those years!). I can't imagine what it was like for Howard to watch Artie black-out during shows, fall asleep, speak incoherently, snore on air and treat his precious job so cavalierly. Artie says in his book many times Howard gave him a million chances - Artie screwed himself out of the show and he owns it. Howard runs a business and delivers a great product; his first priority are his fans. Artie disrespected the show, the fans and Howard. He deserved to lose his job.





    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Christopher Renton, WA United States 08-15-14
    Christopher Renton, WA United States 08-15-14 Member Since 2014
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    "If you ever wondered what became of Artie Lange..."

    This book fills in the blank. For those of us that saw him slowly fall into addiction, and denied it because we didn't want to lose the guy that made us laugh every morning, it really backs up the truck and makes you understand how bad things were leading up to his suicide attempt, and what happened to him in the aftermath.

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    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14
    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14
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    "Life of an addict"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, if the friend follows the Howard Stern show or is fan of Artie.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Sean Runnette?

    No, this was a hard assignment for Sean Runnette. The Author is a radio personality with an outstanding voice for Radio.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    How functioning addicts live and the great lengths they take to feed their addiction.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    David Korpel PA 12-27-13
    David Korpel PA 12-27-13

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    "Incredible story, almost unbelievable, poor narr."
    What did you love best about Crash and Burn?

    Great story, as always. Very sad though, horrible to hear someone in such pain. Unfortunately I find that I can relate to the feelings all too well.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Artie of course


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Not at all, very bad narration for this book. Artie narrating it himself would have put it over the top.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When he got really serious about Adrienne and you could tell he wasn't joking or trying to craft a story, he was telling it from the heart.


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    Matthew Ottawa, ON, Canada 11-09-13
    Matthew Ottawa, ON, Canada 11-09-13 Member Since 2014

    Avid audiobook addict!

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    "Not Narrated by Artie--boring and unpleasant"

    It was a horrible decision to have another narrator read in a monotone instead of having Artie read his own book. I find Artie very funny, mostly because of his tone of voice and comic timing. Both these things are rendered irrelevant of course. This sordid story is not entertaining or well-written, and not at all pleasant to listen to. I'm not interested in listening to a "scared straight" episode. His first book was funny. Get "Too Fat to Fish" instead and skip this one.

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    Erik Dondero 03-27-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Crash and Burn a must listen to..."

    I am so glad to finally hear the full story from the man himself.

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    J. Weil Tennessee 03-18-15
    J. Weil Tennessee 03-18-15

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    "Great story. Sad, but I couldn't stop listening."

    I love Artie Lange and don't blame him at all for not reading this story. I loved it and was captivated the entire time. If you are an Artie fan you won't be disappointed.

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    Michael2576 02-23-15
    Michael2576 02-23-15
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    "Dark"

    The entire book was dark and sometimes would spend too much time on topics that didn't need so much attention and detail. i.e., how much Artie liked his girlfriend. I was hoping to hear more about some of the wild stories, albeit fun stories to listen too, that Artie shares from time to time on late night TV interviews.

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    Bigbnlb 01-28-15
    Bigbnlb 01-28-15
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    "Pretty ok"

    This was a bunch of Artie's story's of doing drugs. That's about it. Not very thrilling at all. I might listen again if I was super bored but probably not.

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