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Rip-Off!

By: John Scalzi, Jack Campbell, Mike Resnick, Allen Steele, Lavie Tidhar, Nancy Kress, Gardner Dozois - editor
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Scott Brick, Christian Rummel, Jonathan Davis, Stefan Rudnicki, L. J. Ganser, Khristine Hvam
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Publisher's summary

Audie Award Finalist, Original Work, 2014

In Rip-Off!, 13 of today’s best and most honored writers of speculative fiction face a challenge even they would be hard-pressed to conceive: Pick your favorite opening line from a classic piece of fiction (or even non-fiction) - then use it as the first sentence of an entirely original short story.

In the world of Rip-Off!, "Call me Ishmael" introduces a tough-as-nails private eye - who carries a harpoon; The Wonderful Wizard of Oz inspires the tale of an aging female astronaut who’s being treated by a doctor named Dorothy Gale; and Huckleberry Finn leads to a wild ride with a foul-mouthed riverboat captain who plies the waters of Hell.

Once you listen to Rip-Off! you’ll agree: If Shakespeare or Dickens were alive today, they’d be ripping off the authors in this great collection.

The stories included in Rip-Off! are:

  • "Fireborn" by Robert Charles Wilson
  • "The Evening Line" by Mike Resnick
  • "No Decent Patrimony" by Elizabeth Bear
  • "The Big Whale" by Allen M. Steele
  • "Begone" by Daryl Gregory
  • "The Red Menace" by Lavie Tidhar
  • "Muse of Fire" by John Scalzi
  • "Writer’s Block" by Nancy Kress
  • "Highland Reel" by Jack Campbell
  • "Karin Coxswain or Death as She Is Truly Lived" by Paul Di Filippo
  • "The Lady Astronaut of Mars" by Mary Robinette Kowal
  • "Every Fuzzy Beast of the Earth, Every Pink Fowl of the Air" by Tad Williams
  • "Declaration" by James Patrick Kelly

As a bonus, the authors introduce their stories, explaining what they ripped-off - and why.

Rip-Off! was produced in partnership with SFWA - Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America. Gardner Dozois served as project editor.

The full list of narrators includes: Wil Wheaton, Scott Brick, Christian Rummel, Jonathan Davis, Khristine Hvam, L.J. Ganser, Stefan Rudnicki, David Marantz, Nicola Barber, Dina Pearlman, Allyson Johnson, Marc Vietor, and Ilyana Kadushin.

©2012 Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, Inc. (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Thirteen authors, eight narrators--this themed anthology has something for everyone…. Longtime narrators Scott Brick and Stefan Rudnicki rub elbows with Star Trek alum Wil Wheaton and five others. The varied narrators mean that there's no common delivery style, but it's safe to say that everyone involved was having fun." (AudioFile)

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Great variety of genres in (Sci)Fi

Which scene was your favorite?

I really enjoyed these stories:
"Fireborn" by Robert Charles Wilson
"The Lady Astronaut of Mars" by Mary Robinette Kowal
"Highland Reel" by Jack Campbell
"Muse of Fire" by John Scalzi
"Declaration" by James Patrick Kelly

Any additional comments?

Getting to hear some wild idéas/stories from some great authors in a fun way. I don't regret buying and listening to Rip-off, as I have learned about a few other writers and want to listen to some of their other works.

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Had highs and lows

Where does Rip-Off! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Some of the stories were amazing and I wanted more, some were hard to get into and a little bit strange. Short stories can be like that though.

Would you recommend Rip-Off! to your friends? Why or why not?

sure - but see the above comment

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The narration was really good. It helped the differences between the stories stand out.

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A fun collection

I quite enjoyed this collection of stories. The premise is simple, copy the first line from a famous literary work and spin it out into something else. Something in the science fiction/ fantasy genres. The results vary from somewhat somber to laugh out loud zany. Some stuck close to the original genre while others took a more creative approach.

The stories are, with perhaps one exception that I can think of right now, mostly free of bad language. The wide variety of styles make this an enjoyable listen and worthy of your attention. Recommended.

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Very Good

If you could sum up Rip-Off! in three words, what would they be?

Twist on classics

What was one of the most memorable moments of Rip-Off!?

All of the stories were so engaging that I don't have just one.

Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I've never heard any of the narrators before but now that I have I might in the future

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

There was a couple of times the book moved me

Any additional comments?

Very good listen everyone should read/listen to it

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Mainly children s stories

At first the stories were good then rapidly declined.
Finishing with childish stories ,very disappointing.

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Entertaining anthology with a neat hook.

This was a pretty fun book. I found the concept extremely enticing, and it was pretty cool to see what the various authors did with the lines they ripped off. Of particular note are the not
noir detective tale that condenses the entirety of notable doorstopper Moby Dick down to a few paragraphs, the Pride and Prejudice-inspired story about a bookie accepting bets on which fiercely competitive woman will land the obligatory rich husband, the story about The Other Darrin trying to get his life back after being Bewitched and replaced by a stand-in, and the hilarious riff on the creation myth as seen in the book of Genesis.

I took one star off because a couple of the stories were a bit less engaging, as were a couple of the readers. There's also one woman whose prominent Scottish accent made her a bit tough to understand - though in fairness that story does take place in Scotland, so...

Definitely a fun read, and highly recommended.

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Glad I got it cheap.

The stories vary quite a bit in quality.
Had I paid more than four dollars for the collection, I would have been annoyed.
The narrators were all good which helped.

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Not a total rip off....

What did you like best about Rip-Off!? What did you like least?

The same thing... That it is a compilation of several short stories by different authors.. It turns out to be both good and bad.

Any additional comments?

Some of the short stories are really great and some, well, not so much. The same thing can be said about the performances. It's definitely worth the credit to listen to the different authors. I am definitely planning a couple purchases based on this book..

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hit or miss

A few of these stories are really good. Many of them were not. I found that most of the stories made me impatient: I wanted the point so I could move on to the next story.

As said though, there were a few (3 exactly) stories that I really enjoyed. "All things pink and furry" was a true gem.

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Not John Scalzi- short stories

This is a compilation of short stories from several different authors. Some of the books were a good read or listen as the case may be and some I fast forwarded through. John Scalzi does have one book in the set of short stories. I really like John Scalzi, but if I knew it was short stories from several different authors I would not have bought it.

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