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rebecca

longmont, colorado, United States | Member Since 2013

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  • Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By MaryJanice Davidson
    • Narrated By Nancy Wu
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1789)
    Performance
    (796)
    Story
    (792)

    Waking up in a tacky coffin and wearing off-brand shoes, Betsy Taylor can't believe the horrible turn her life has taken; then she discovers she's a vampire. Soon, Betsy becomes a participant in a power struggle between the forces of darkness. With only her friend Jessica and the hunky vampire Sinclair to help her, this new "Queen of Vampires" will have a tough time getting her afterlife straight.

    Book Professor says: "Such a fun book!"
    "The Paris Hilton of the vampire world"
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    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    Changing the main character into someone less vapid would have been a big plus to get me to buy another of these books. I am sure a lot of women won't mind reading about a dumb fashion model who only cares about expensive shoes.


    Has Undead and Unwed turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No, I love this Genre of storytelling.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The gay guy friend said some things that made me laugh.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Undead and Unwed?

    Every thing about shoes and designer clothing.


    Any additional comments?

    There were a lot of parts of this book that were genuinely entertaining, If the main character were just a little less self absorbed, I would have bought them all,

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Just One Damned Thing After Another: The Chronicles of St Mary's, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Jodi Taylor
    • Narrated By Zara Ramm
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (719)
    Performance
    (647)
    Story
    (649)

    Behind the seemingly innocuous façade of St Mary's, a different kind of historical research is taking place. They don't do 'time-travel' - they 'investigate major historical events in contemporary time'. Maintaining the appearance of harmless eccentrics is not always within their power - especially given their propensity for causing loud explosions when things get too quiet. Meet the disaster-magnets of St Mary's Institute of Historical Research as they ricochet around History.

    Sires says: "Action Adventure Time Travel Novel w/ Good Reader"
    "I can hardly wait for my credits to buy the next"
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    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Max, It's magic. If I could figure that out I would write and entertain people as she does. The story flows effortlessly. I want to listen to 100 books of her adventures. the plot is well thought out. The main character is full-on lovable. If you are not careful you may learn a little world history in the mix.


    What about Zara Ramm’s performance did you like?

    I loved it. I thought sit was perfect for the main character. Proper British for improper goings-on


    Any additional comments?

    Please have the author fire off a thousand more.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The 39 Clues, Book 1: The Maze of Bones

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Rick Riordan
    • Narrated By David Pittu
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (987)
    Performance
    (492)
    Story
    (496)

    What would happen if you discovered that your family was one of the most powerful in human history? What if you were told that the source of the family's power was hidden around the world, in the form of 39 Clues? What if you were given a choice - take a million dollars and walk away...or get the first Clue? If you're Amy and Dan Cahill, you take the Clue - and begin a very dangerous race.

    Craig says: "Riordan Rulz"
    "Amy and Dan are the coolest"
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    What did you love best about The 39 Clues, Book 1?

    Amy and Dan are admirable, yet believable.


    Any additional comments?

    I liked book 1 and I will probably add the rest to my wish list. Though, If they are only going to solve 1 clue per book, I don't know if I will have the patience to listen to all of them. Amy and Dan need to learn not to talk so loudly, they also need to stop letting their relatives sneak up on them so easily.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Chasing Dreams: Devil's Bend

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Nicole Edwards
    • Narrated By Sasha St. James, Robert Martinez
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (85)
    Performance
    (79)
    Story
    (80)

    Cooper Krenshaw knows what it's like to feel the bright lights upon him, the sound of the crowd roaring when he walks on stage; after all, he happens to be one of the biggest names in country music at the moment. And he has knowingly just dropped off the grid; the first decision he has made on his own in quite some time. Cooper only thought he was looking for a challenge when he walked off of that concert stage in Chicago. After finding himself in Devil's Bend, Texas, he soon realizes that the dream he's been chasing might not be the one he was after all along.

    Rusty says: "Insecurity Abounds"
    "The narrators did a good job"
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    What disappointed you about Chasing Dreams?

    It's my fault , really. I didn't realize I was buying porn.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Nicole Edwards again?

    Nope she is too crude for my taste. I'm sure she has a fan base though. Tattoo covered bleach blonds that yell Woo Hoo a lot and drink daily.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Boredom, and a sore finger from fast forwarding through the sex


    Any additional comments?

    This book Probably appeals to some, it's just too crude for me. If you took the sex out there wouldn't be enough plot for a commercial. I realize a lot of people worked hard to make this book happen, and I feel bad for them.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Nickel Plated

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Aric Davis
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    Overall
    (141)
    Performance
    (128)
    Story
    (132)

    Nickel is a survivor. Raised by the state in abusive foster homes, he escapes at the age of ten to live his life the way his father wanted him to: not as a civilian, but as a warrior. Nickel pays his way by blackmailing pedophiles he tracks down online, selling marijuana to high school students, and working as a private investigator in between. Money talks, but for kids, Nickel works for free. This time, it’s Arrow, a beautiful high school girl, who needs help.

    Justin says: "Well worth checking out"
    "I love Nickel"
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    What made the experience of listening to Nickel Plated the most enjoyable?

    Nickel is the kind of kid I would have loved to have as a friend when I was young. I wanted to take care of him and give him a big hug. I love that the author didn't write him as an idiot just because he is a child. This book screams the praise of smart kids everywhere.


    What did you like best about this story?

    There isn't one bit that's better than the rest.


    Have you listened to any of Nick Podehl’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have not. He was a good choice for the narrator though. His voice had the right cadence for the character. His performance was seamless.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, I listened in two sittings.


    Any additional comments?

    I would love a sequel. PLEASE!!!!!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • John Dies at the End

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By David Wong
    • Narrated By Stephen R. Thorne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1942)
    Performance
    (1769)
    Story
    (1786)

    STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?

    Amazon Customer says: "Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win."
    "John may die, but he doesn't fail to entertain"
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    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, especially men, it is definitely from a male perspective, especially in as often as peni are mentioned. women don't think much about them, but apparently if you have one, you think about it all the time.


    What other book might you compare John Dies at the End to and why?

    none. It is quite unique....a little Army of Darkness esque.


    Have you listened to any of Stephen R. Thorne’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    nope, but I would again.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Dave Saves the World!!!!!..........sort of.


    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this story. it is very well written and read. I liked Dave and John, The plot was great, It ended a different story than it started, but it is a work of fiction which allows the author a lot of freedom.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • My Life as a White Trash Zombie

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Diana Rowland
    • Narrated By Allison McLemore
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2079)
    Performance
    (1920)
    Story
    (1918)

    Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".

    Marvin says: "New diet trend, become a zombie!"
    "I love White trash Zombie Chicks!"
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    What did you love best about My Life as a White Trash Zombie?

    He discovery of her inner strength


    What was one of the most memorable moments of My Life as a White Trash Zombie?

    I can't pick one, it's a whole package thing


    Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?

    Angel Crawford


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Definitely. I was listening as I soldered at work, and I think I growled at one of the people who interrupted me to ask for help.


    Any additional comments?

    I Love this series. Maybe it's a soft spot for my White trash upbringing, but I can't quit buying them.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Beauty Queens

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Libba Bray
    • Narrated By Libba Bray
    Overall
    (299)
    Performance
    (258)
    Story
    (260)

    The 50 contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up?

    Vanessa says: "No one left unscathed"
    "I hate my self for liking it so much"
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    Where does Beauty Queens rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I listened to it twice, I have only done this a few times with other books. It ranks in my top 20


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Crystal Renee, I have a soft spot for crazy


    Which character – as performed by Libba Bray – was your favorite?

    Crystal Renee from the great state of Texas


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Miss Texas was taking out the armed corporation workers


    Any additional comments?

    I really didn't want to like this book so much, but you can't control these things as much as you would like. The story flows really well, two of the main characters are extremely likable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Crocodile on the Sandbank: The Amelia Peabody Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Elizabeth Peters
    • Narrated By Barbara Rosenblat
    Overall
    (2896)
    Performance
    (1667)
    Story
    (1661)

    Amelia Peabody inherited two things from her father: a considerable fortune and an unbendable will. The first allowed her to indulge in her life's passion. Without the second, the mummy's curse would have made corpses of them all.

    Carrie says: "Nice break from the usual-"
    "A fun drift down the Nile."
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    Would you listen to Crocodile on the Sandbank again? Why?

    Yes, I have listened twice already. The story flows beautifully. he main character is admirable and formidable. She is strong but not crass, The plot is mysterious and romantic without being as "In your face" as other romantic jaunts can be.


    Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?

    I can usually guess who done it before the end, I get a kick out of a story that keeps me guessing as long as possible. This was more fun than edge of your seat.


    Which character – as performed by Barbara Rosenblat – was your favorite?

    I liked all the characters that I was supposed to. They all had their quirks.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Two young women looking for adventure on the Nile....What they found was DANGER!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Going Home: The Survivalist Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By A. American
    • Narrated By Duke Fontaine
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1646)
    Performance
    (1519)
    Story
    (1528)

    If society collapsed, could you survive? When Morgan Carter's car breaks down 250 miles from his home, he figures his weekend plans are ruined. But things are about to get much, much worse: the country's power grid has collapsed. There is no electricity, no running water, no Internet, and no way to know when normalcy will be restored - if it ever will be.

    Randall says: "A page turner, if. . ."
    "Macho macho man"
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    What would have made Going Home better?

    If there had been one female character in it who wasn't in need of constant supervision and protection. if he didn't explain every piece of survival gear to death. If the main character had been even a little more intelligent and way less sanctimonious.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Zombie Fallout


    Have you listened to any of Duke Fontaine’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have not. I thought his voice was pleasant. I would definitely listen to him again.


    What character would you cut from Going Home?

    The Idiot girl who shot him in the head. She was an Insult to women everywhere. I would have left her on the second day.


    Any additional comments?

    There were parts of this book that shined. Sarge and Driver were very well written.. Morgan was cocky and irritating. The bad guys fell like they were in a Stallone movie from the 80s. Nobody got blisters or sore arches. The admittedly out of shape Morgan was able to carry a 60 lb pack for 10 miles a day or more. All liberals are the bad guys just looking for a handout, The government is out to get all of us. Society collapsed within a day of losing electricity.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Married with Zombies

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By Jesse Petersen
    • Narrated By Cassandra Campbell
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (586)
    Performance
    (507)
    Story
    (505)

    A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling. On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies....

    decembergrit says: "Good read for zombie fans"
    "Dumb Title, fun book"
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    If you could sum up Married with Zombies in three words, what would they be?

    Fun, Quirky, Wouldmakeagoodmovie.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Sarah and David are both strong and intelligent. they look out for each other even though they despise each other. it's fun.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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